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July 5th, 2006 6:32 PM
Karev: "I'm really sorry chief, I never intended to..."
Webber: "I'm a sink with an open drain Karev"
July 5th, 2006 6:30 PM
Webber: "Who do you reckon he'll stay with in the end?"
Karev: "Don't know chief, the passion between them burns still very passionately to this day, but addie IS after all his wife, it's a toughie.. and besides, she's hot!"
Webber: "I'm torn.."
July 5th, 2006 1:29 PM
Karev: So, What do I do now McChiefy?
July 5th, 2006 12:05 PM
chief: NO i will not have sex with you in the supply closet.........maybe in the on call room later
July 4th, 2006 11:49 PM
C: if you dont keep it in your pants there going to start calling you Dr.Siff.
K: is that considered workmans comp, if I caught it in the on call room?
July 4th, 2006 9:44 PM
Chief: "Did you seriously just ask me for a week off to wrestle with your old college team? Are you planning to give me the shiny new trophy? Get back to work. And don't ask me again."
July 4th, 2006 10:38 AM
Chief: In this top-secret folder I have step by step directions to the two-step, the electric slide, and the macarena. I'll show you all who's boss ON and OFF the dance floor!!
Alex: If I had a date to this stupid prom, I'd own the dance floor. Everyone knows I am reigning king of the Tush Push!
July 4th, 2006 9:33 AM
Chief, I need you to bring Izzy back. She did something she believed in for love. Don't tell me you've never made that mistake! Damn it, you made us have a prom, a PROM Chief!!
July 3rd, 2006 7:12 PM
chief: what now karev
alex: you know what i hate more than izzie loving denny? PROM, NOT ONLY DID I NOT GET LAID ON MY PROM NIGHT, IM NOT A GIRL AND I DONT MAKE THEM
chelif: well you better start loving prom so much you would be sh!tting roses or else you gonna lose ya job!
July 2nd, 2006 8:05 AM
CHIEF: Are you talking to me? You better not be talking to me. I'll tell you what you should do though. You should shut your mouth, turn around and go back to work.
ALEX: But, sir ...
CHIEF: I don't want to hear it. ... Are you still standing here? Go!
July 2nd, 2006 7:56 AM
Alex: I already saw what you are hiding in that folder. I know Merideth's mother doesn't really have alzheimers, but why would you keep her sedated all these years?
July 2nd, 2006 12:04 AM
Richard: Did you know I've been hiding porn in this folder for fifteen years, and no-one's ever found out?!?
Karev: Ewww...aw, who am I kidding, how'd you do that!?!
July 1st, 2006 4:01 PM
You should put your hat back, sir.
July 1st, 2006 3:59 PM
Bailey loves you chief !
July 1st, 2006 3:59 PM
I love Meredith.
July 1st, 2006 3:58 PM
Sir, I screwed up your wife and Ellis Grey.
July 1st, 2006 3:58 PM
Chief : Oh God, your eye, it's ... whaoh ... I never thought that O'Malley was such a puncher !
Alex : Sir, the scarce on your head is not as good.
July 1st, 2006 2:41 PM
I'm warning you Karev, if yo refer to Addison Sheperd as the queen of the vagina squad one more time, you'll be stuck with her for the rest of your internship.
July 1st, 2006 12:11 PM
ALEX: Dude, what that scar on you head looks gross....no offence Sir.
CHIEF: Hhhmm....well the 666 on you skull isn't all that attractive either.
July 1st, 2006 11:11 AM
Karev what case did you get thrown off of today?
June 30th, 2006 11:19 PM
Richard: Izzie wore WHAT?!?
Karev: If you start drooling, I may have to punch you.
June 30th, 2006 9:21 PM
Alex: I can not freakin' believe you just walked in on me and Izzie! Seriously!
Richard: Look at my face, do you think I am happy with what I just saw? Hell no!
June 30th, 2006 5:10 PM
But Chief, I WANT to screw Izzy.
June 30th, 2006 4:22 PM
When you are Chief of Surgery someday, then you can give me advice on patients. But for now I am the boss!
June 30th, 2006 2:07 PM
Karev: ok since izzie is now gone, can you recommend anyone to get layed?
Richard: EXCUSE ME you are an intern in a hospital not an intern at the local brothel get a grip of your self young man.