Sports Guy Dreams of Grey's Fantasy Camp

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Count ESPN's Bill Simmons, a.k.a. The Sports Guy, among the growing number of Grey's Anatomy fans. Sort of. In his recent mailbag, the popular sports and pop culture aficionado answered a bizarre e-mail from a fan who recently dreamt that he attended a Saved By the Bell fantasy camp. Really.

In this demented dream, campers got to act out their favorite episodes as the SBTB cast looked on. And we thought we were weird.

The reader proceeded to ask Simmons what TV show fantasy camp he wishes he could attend, and the writer opted for none other than Grey's Anatomy.

The reasoning? "So I could grab my fake girlfriend, look into her eyes, take a dramatic pause, then belt out a line like, 'I don't love you for who you are.... I love you for who you're not.'"

We think Bill is a closet fan of the show, at the very least. The guy is married, after all. He can kid all he wants... he's not turning it off!

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Lexie: [narrating] Grief may be a thing we all have in common, but it looks different on everyone.
Mark: It isn't just death we have to grieve. It's life. It's loss. It's change.
Alex: And when we wonder why it has to suck so much sometimes, has to hurt so bad. The thing we gotta try to remember is that it can turn on a dime.
Izzie: That's how you stay alive. When it hurts so much you can't breathe, that's how you survive.
Derek: By remembering that one day, somehow, impossibly, you won't feel this way. It won't hurt this much.
Bailey: Grief comes in its own time for everyone, in its own way.
Owen: So the best we can do, the best anyone can do, is try for honesty.
Meredith: The really crappy thing, the very worst part of grief is that you can't control it.
Arizona: The best we can do is try to let ourselves feel it when it comes.
Callie: And let it go when we can.
Meredith: The very worst part is that the minute you think you're past it, it starts all over again.
Cristina: And always, every time, it takes your breath away.
Meredith: There are five stages of grief. They look different on all of us, but there are always five.
Alex: Denial.
Derek: Anger.
Bailey: Bargaining.
Lexie: Depression.
Richard: Acceptance.