Sports Guy Dreams of Grey's Fantasy Camp

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Count ESPN's Bill Simmons, a.k.a. The Sports Guy, among the growing number of Grey's Anatomy fans. Sort of. In his recent mailbag, the popular sports and pop culture aficionado answered a bizarre e-mail from a fan who recently dreamt that he attended a Saved By the Bell fantasy camp. Really.

In this demented dream, campers got to act out their favorite episodes as the SBTB cast looked on. And we thought we were weird.

The reader proceeded to ask Simmons what TV show fantasy camp he wishes he could attend, and the writer opted for none other than Grey's Anatomy.

The reasoning? "So I could grab my fake girlfriend, look into her eyes, take a dramatic pause, then belt out a line like, 'I don't love you for who you are.... I love you for who you're not.'"

We think Bill is a closet fan of the show, at the very least. The guy is married, after all. He can kid all he wants... he's not turning it off!

Steve Marsi is the Managing Editor of TV Fanatic. Follow him on Google+ or email him here.

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