Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest XXI > Comments Page 2
DEREK: Adele, I love you more than everything!!!
ADELE: ohh Derek......
MEREDITH:[narrating] Wow!!!! clearly not my dream.
Derek: Can I talk to you about what happen last night?
Adele: As long as you tell me ALL the details!
Adele: A few years ago and a lot of pounds lighter you would have been my husband!
Derek: Damn, you a pretty black woman.
Adele: Good observation but don't camouflage what you really want to say. Now go tell Meredith how you really feel!
Derek: I admire your dedication and sincereity to your husband and your marriage. I don't think I can do it.
Adele: When you love someone it's a no brainer on what you should do. You know what I mean?
Derek: What do you think I should do about Meredith?
Adele: Go with your heart. I did!
Adele: Derek you know those blue eyes can get you in trouble
Derek: Yes, but I only have eyes for you
ADELE: Oh now you aren't going to try hitting on me now? Are you?
DEREK: No, I wouldn't dream of angering the chief that way!
Adele: Derek, I have known you for a long, long time. And I can promise you this, if you don't try and make it work with that woman, you will regret it the rest of your life. and life is too short for that kind of regret
Derek: Which woman?
Adele: If you have to ask, then you don't deserve either of them.
Derek: I don't, I do know and you are right, life is too short.
Adele: Did you learn that from my husband or in medical school? Don't answer, it doesn't matter - I know he obviously taught you about the Grey women and falling in love with them is a forever thing.
Derek: What makes you think I want Meredith?
Adele: Derek, I know what she you were looking for . . .
adele: grey? you are in a problem my dear!
D: Now tell me, Adele, what type of hair pomade are you currently using?
A: My hair does look better than yours.
(Adele cuts Derek the eye)
A:(mutters)what a pity.
D:Sorry..i didnt catch that..what were you saying Adele?
A:nothing..i was just saying..its such a waste. You're the head of neuro. You deal with brains everyday..but you're brainless. You cant even decide on a woman.
D: What's that look for?
A: You know what it's for.
D: Really? What?
A: For cheating on your wife again on prom night.
D: Crap. How did you know?
A: I could tell when my husband was cheating, and I can tell when you do too!
Adele, you have the syph.
A:screw you mcdreamy
d:dang your worse than baily
a: i will tAKe that as a complimint if you walk away now if not ill have my husbad after you for sleeping with meredith agian
D: how did you know
A: i lnow all mcdreamy
Derek: You know Adele that I am obsessed with looking like you!
Adele: Well. you got the hair down but honey you need way more bronzer!
Derek: Adele, my left hand has never felt a gluteus maximus so firm, plump and bootylicious!
Adele: Ok....Listen closely McDreamy. Remove your hand NOW or your McNuts will be minced, crushed and sprinkled on my homemade brownies to be served to your interns!
Derek: (gulp) May I go now, Ma'am?
"Derek, I don't even work here and I know that you and Meredith still love each other"
Derek: Do you think getting it on with my boss's wife would screw up my chances at that Chief of Surgery position?
Adele: You take care of me and I'll take care of you!!
D - "So how about a round of drinks at Joe's tonight, on me? We'll share a toast to unfaithful marriages."
A - "Oh Derek. Unlike you, I wasn't being the unfaithful one. I'm sorry, but your sexy hair-wooeing days are over."
adele: stop looking at me like that!
derek: like what?
adele: like you've seen me naked!
derek: hey, prom is the night you are SUPPOSED to sleep around!
Adele: I already told you no! You've already got too many woman!
Adele: There is a rumor that you are good in bed. Why don't we go into that supply closet and see if it is true.
McDreamy: What about you husband?
Adele: He cheated on me. Eye for an eye!
Adele: Maybe you should forgive your wife my husband cheated on me but he makes good money so hell with it.
McDREAMY: True but meridith is a doctor too and she's younger so she can support me when i retire.
Adele:Good point drop that redheaded witch!
Derek: Mmm! Give me some of that brown suga.
Adele: Get those married, unfaithful eyes off me!
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