Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest XXV > Comments Page 2
Karev: "Oh, get over it. So, I had inappropriate sex with a patient. It's not like I cut her LVAT wire."
Bailey: Karev, were you just ...
Alex: No, we weren't playing Scrabble, I swear!
What now?! Mc Nazi???
Alex: Izzie is not my girlfriend
Alex: Shut up, doesnt mean i dont want her to be
bailey: karev, i KNOW you didn't just sleep with that cancer patient.
alex: no, i just thought she needed a muffin
bailey: mmhmm...a muffin...
Bailey: When I said before to help yourself to a muffin I did NOT mean what you DID! Are we clear?
Alex: No we are not and you still have to go and talk to Izzie.
BAILEY: nice hair, can i...stroke it?
ALEX: sure, and if u meet me in the bathroom in 2 minutes u can stroke something else too...
I've told you damn interns a hundred times ... don't be hangin' round no muffin bars !!
baily_ do you have a muffin in your pocket or all you overly happy to see me
alex no dr. baily its a cucmber see!!
Bailey: Karev, I dont need me to tell you how widly attractive I am....
Alex: Dr. Bailey... are you drunk?
Baikey: You don't tell me what to do!
alex_ i bet we will get more captions then that pic of mcdreamy did
baily_ did you just call him mcdreamy ????
Karev, next time make sure the bathroom is empty.
Bailey: Seriously...can't any of my damn interns keep their damn hands to themselves. You're all nasty, that's what you all are.
Alex- Sorry, but as your not a blonde, a nurse, or dying, its not happening. AND you keep letting the she devil put me on gyno. Like I said, I don't do that- professionally!
ALEX: Please Dr Bailey
BAILEY: I don't care what O'Malley said....you are not seeing my Va-Jay-Jay!!
Alex: I'm not George, I don't sleep with residents.
Karev! If I wasn't such a brilliant surgeon, like you will never be, I would shove this muffin so far up your smug ass that your body would be riddled with yeast and you'd be shooting doughboys out of your very tiny urethral shaft!
So Baily I wanted to tell you that those were really my panties on the board. What can I say. I've got a thing for lace
Bailey: "Karev....is that a muffin in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Bailey: "I got soft, Karev. I should've stepped in when I saw that Izzie was getting in too deep with Denny, but I didn't. I got soft. It was my job to protect the patient; and to protect Izzie, but I went and had a baby, almost lost my husband and I was too exhausted to do anything about it. I got soft."
Karev: "Damn Bailey - I was about to tap that horny patient in the bathroom, but after that little speech....well now, I'm soft too."
Bailey: "Ya know Karev - you're not going to get over Izzie by randomly boning terminal patients in public bathrooms."
"Come on. You know you want to have a piece of this. It might even make you relax a little. Let's eat a muffin."
I gotta hand it to you, at least you took it outside of the hospital. But you're still McNasty...
Now that you mention it Bailey, I guess it is kind of strange that there's only one bar in all of Seattle.
O hell no Karev! I know you are not trying to hit on me!
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