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November 17th, 2006 3:00 PM
Chief: Yeah, this whole, hunting, fishing, camping thing, fresh air, yeah, this is just great. Anybody got a porterhouse steak, a good Chardonnay and a 50 inch plasma hid away in your tent somewhere?
November 17th, 2006 2:57 PM
Derek: I don't know, I kind of like this whole "testosterone" thing. No estrogen around to muck up the fishing....or my HEAD!
November 17th, 2006 1:51 PM
Derek: "Clooney. They pick Clooney. I don't get it...I've got the hair, the wildly popular tv show and killer eyes. And they pick Clooney."
November 17th, 2006 1:46 PM
Chief: "Good God....did I really say 'man love' back there?"
November 17th, 2006 11:33 AM
Derek: Which one of you farted? That is just McNasty!
November 17th, 2006 10:44 AM
Chief: "hey guys this water is cold."
Derek: "and DEEP"
November 17th, 2006 10:40 AM
George: "Hey guys, this water is really cold."
Derek: "and DEEP."
November 17th, 2006 10:23 AM
Burke: Cheif, look at Derek's rod. That's what makes a man. Handsome with a big good looking rod. That's how it's done!!!
November 17th, 2006 6:46 AM
derek: Fish and Women. Had i avoided fishing off the Hospitals pier, my life would be simple. Simple like the lives of the fish in this river.
Burke: Simple's not all its cracked up to be. Sometimes it doesn't matter which pier you choose, but what fish chooses you. And as you know, once a fish bites, its hard to unwind the reel and let it go.
Preston: Well I choose simple. Derek's right on this one. Seattle Grace has too many fish, and we all have enough on land to make for a simple life. Now we are all alone, in the woods, fishing for who knows what.
November 17th, 2006 12:32 AM
I'm fishing it, Burke's cleaning it and the chief is gonna cook it!
November 16th, 2006 10:58 PM
I've been thinking a lot lately and I have discovered that success in life is often measured by 2 important factors; casting and the size of your rod
November 16th, 2006 7:41 PM
Derek: Is that a ferry boat? I love ferry bo-
Burke & Chief: WE KNOW!
November 16th, 2006 5:19 PM
Derek: "I read that George Clooney beat out Patrick Dempsey as People's Sexiest Man Alive. How can that be?"
Chief: "If you had seen 'Happy Together,' you'd vote for Clooney too."
Burke: "Or 'Some Girls,' that was another stinker." Derek: "But that is so pedestrian, common and cruel. Dempsey shouldn't be judged for the stinkers he's been in. Seriously, look at that hair. Wouldn't you vote him in as the sexiest man alive just for the hair?"
November 16th, 2006 4:36 PM
Burke: "Okay, Derek, are you in or not? You need to decide. Ham or eggs?"
Chief: "I am getting hungry myself. All I've had are some cheese and crackers. Yea, Derek, decide ham or eggs?"
Derek: "Seriously, I came out here to fish. Fine then, you guys decide if its ham or eggs. It's trout for me--there will be no trout for you two."
November 16th, 2006 2:43 PM
Derek: This is great! Listen.......isn't the sound of this water peaceful and relaxing?
Chief: Not really, all it does is make me want to take a wiz!
Burk: Ahhhhh, I beat you to it, Chief!
November 16th, 2006 1:24 PM
Chief: "Look at us, first you show me how to sew on my buttons. Then we go off to be mountain men in the wild. We are men being men morons. We are not getting any sex, we need to be with our women and having some hot sex. Seriously!"
November 16th, 2006 12:23 PM
Burke: "Seriously, Derek, I thought Meredith was the one, what do you need space for?
Chief: "Yea, Derek, I thought you were all mushy and warm and full of secret feelings for Meredith."
Derek: "No, I'm all mushy and warm and full of squishy feelings between my toes because there's a fish in my boot."
November 16th, 2006 10:20 AM
Derek: Jeez, have you guys ever heard of the Great Outdoors? It's supposed to be McSilent!
November 16th, 2006 8:45 AM
Seriously, the fish can hear you... You may want to take your brokeback convo elsewhere...
November 15th, 2006 9:24 PM
burke : look how green and icky this water is it sick
cheif : the hotel is never going to let me back in smalling like this
derek: come on people be a man
cheif: i thought joe was the one that does men
derek: no i said BE MEN NOT DO MEN
November 15th, 2006 5:09 PM
Derek: Seriously? I'm peeing right now... I couldn't stop if I wanted to... told you to give me space...
November 15th, 2006 4:24 PM
DereK: "Seriously, I can't believe that George won the Sexiest Man Alive."
Chief: "O'Malley does look sexy in a pathetic I-survived-sleeping-with-a-dirty-mistress sort of way."
Burke: (Thinking to himself--there is no wisdom here--complete morons.) "Unbelievable. No, George Clooney won, you idiots."
November 15th, 2006 2:12 PM
Derek: "I'm a decent, honorable guy...right Preston?"
Preston: "That you are Derek..."
Derek: "I mean...that has to count for something right?"
Preston: "It does Shepherd..."
Derek: Then why am I not the sexiest man alive?!
November 15th, 2006 12:29 PM
Burke: Didn't the movie Deliverance start out this way?
Banjo music plays...
All: Time to go!
November 15th, 2006 12:25 PM
Burke: Why do you like to fish?
Derek: Fishing is like surgery... it's an art form.
Chief: I agree. I love fishing. I could do this everyday for the rest of my life.
Derek: What about Adele?
Chief: Yah, I need to do something about that.
Derek: I'm tired of my space.
Burke: Um... I'm sure I want to be here if you two decide to... um... yah. Bye.