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Chief: Yeah, this whole, hunting, fishing, camping thing, fresh air, yeah, this is just great. Anybody got a porterhouse steak, a good Chardonnay and a 50 inch plasma hid away in your tent somewhere?
Derek: I don't know, I kind of like this whole "testosterone" thing. No estrogen around to muck up the fishing....or my HEAD!
Derek: "Clooney. They pick Clooney. I don't get it...I've got the hair, the wildly popular tv show and killer eyes. And they pick Clooney."
Chief: "Good God....did I really say 'man love' back there?"
Derek: Which one of you farted? That is just McNasty!
Chief: "hey guys this water is cold."
Derek: "and DEEP"
George: "Hey guys, this water is really cold."
Derek: "and DEEP."
Burke: Cheif, look at Derek's rod. That's what makes a man. Handsome with a big good looking rod. That's how it's done!!!
derek: Fish and Women. Had i avoided fishing off the Hospitals pier, my life would be simple. Simple like the lives of the fish in this river.
Burke: Simple's not all its cracked up to be. Sometimes it doesn't matter which pier you choose, but what fish chooses you. And as you know, once a fish bites, its hard to unwind the reel and let it go.
Preston: Well I choose simple. Derek's right on this one. Seattle Grace has too many fish, and we all have enough on land to make for a simple life. Now we are all alone, in the woods, fishing for who knows what.
I'm fishing it, Burke's cleaning it and the chief is gonna cook it!
I've been thinking a lot lately and I have discovered that success in life is often measured by 2 important factors; casting and the size of your rod
Derek: Is that a ferry boat? I love ferry bo-
Burke & Chief: WE KNOW!
Derek: "I read that George Clooney beat out Patrick Dempsey as People's Sexiest Man Alive. How can that be?"
Chief: "If you had seen 'Happy Together,' you'd vote for Clooney too."
Burke: "Or 'Some Girls,' that was another stinker." Derek: "But that is so pedestrian, common and cruel. Dempsey shouldn't be judged for the stinkers he's been in. Seriously, look at that hair. Wouldn't you vote him in as the sexiest man alive just for the hair?"
Burke: "Okay, Derek, are you in or not? You need to decide. Ham or eggs?"
Chief: "I am getting hungry myself. All I've had are some cheese and crackers. Yea, Derek, decide ham or eggs?"
Derek: "Seriously, I came out here to fish. Fine then, you guys decide if its ham or eggs. It's trout for me--there will be no trout for you two."
Derek: This is great! Listen.......isn't the sound of this water peaceful and relaxing?
Chief: Not really, all it does is make me want to take a wiz!
Burk: Ahhhhh, I beat you to it, Chief!
Chief: "Look at us, first you show me how to sew on my buttons. Then we go off to be mountain men in the wild. We are men being men morons. We are not getting any sex, we need to be with our women and having some hot sex. Seriously!"
Burke: "Seriously, Derek, I thought Meredith was the one, what do you need space for?
Chief: "Yea, Derek, I thought you were all mushy and warm and full of secret feelings for Meredith."
Derek: "No, I'm all mushy and warm and full of squishy feelings between my toes because there's a fish in my boot."
Derek: Jeez, have you guys ever heard of the Great Outdoors? It's supposed to be McSilent!
Seriously, the fish can hear you... You may want to take your brokeback convo elsewhere...
burke : look how green and icky this water is it sick
cheif : the hotel is never going to let me back in smalling like this
derek: come on people be a man
cheif: i thought joe was the one that does men
derek: no i said BE MEN NOT DO MEN
Derek: Seriously? I'm peeing right now... I couldn't stop if I wanted to... told you to give me space...
DereK: "Seriously, I can't believe that George won the Sexiest Man Alive."
Chief: "O'Malley does look sexy in a pathetic I-survived-sleeping-with-a-dirty-mistress sort of way."
Burke: (Thinking to himself--there is no wisdom here--complete morons.) "Unbelievable. No, George Clooney won, you idiots."
Derek: "I'm a decent, honorable guy...right Preston?"
Preston: "That you are Derek..."
Derek: "I mean...that has to count for something right?"
Preston: "It does Shepherd..."
Derek: Then why am I not the sexiest man alive?!
Burke: Didn't the movie Deliverance start out this way?
Banjo music plays...
All: Time to go!
Burke: Why do you like to fish?
Derek: Fishing is like surgery... it's an art form.
Chief: I agree. I love fishing. I could do this everyday for the rest of my life.
Derek: What about Adele?
Chief: Yah, I need to do something about that.
Derek: I'm tired of my space.
Burke: Um... I'm sure I want to be here if you two decide to... um... yah. Bye.
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