Mer: You know if this was a year ago... I would've jumped you in a heartbeat... Mark?... Mark?
Mark: *looking at Joe and his boyfriend behind the counter* I tried that position with Addison once... Didn't know you could do it with the same sex.
Ashley
January 9th, 2007 11:20 PM
Sloan: "I can't believe Mcdonalds is sue'ing all our asses for overusing the "Mc" phrase"
Meredith: "I can't believe we aren't having sex right now"
Allison
January 9th, 2007 9:23 PM
Mark: If I were McDreamy I would have taken you camping.
Mer: Well you are really good at "pitching tents". Didn't you just pitch one with Callie a few nights ago? Maybe she would like to go camping with you.
#_Jennifer;;
January 9th, 2007 8:08 PM
Mer: "I'm sorry, Mark. You know the way it is with us dirty ex-misstressess, we have a code."
Mark: "Damn... you're right. Can I buy you a shot?"
Mer: "Sloan!"
Mark: "Seriously."
============
Mark: "Hey, do you hear that voice?"
Mer: "Are you trying to hit on me?"
Mark: "No, Alex. Do you hear him?"
Mer: [Slowly fading into dreams about McSteamy] "Yeah... I hear you loud-and-clear, McSteamy..."
Mark: "Shhh, I'm trying to listen, Meredith..."
((I wrote said second quote because the guy in the back has Karev's kind of head. The whole Shaved thing going on with the scrubs.))
DENISE
January 9th, 2007 7:22 PM
Mer "Well, you know when you think about it, things really couldn't get anymore screwed up."
Mark "Yes they could, George could start hitting on me."
Mer "Now that,............. would be funny."
Laura
January 9th, 2007 12:12 PM
Sorry, Mark. McDreamy tops McSteamy any day. No dice.
TakeTheElevator
January 9th, 2007 8:26 AM
Mark: So seriously, what do you think my chances with Izzie are?
Meredith: Well, if another guy with a bomb in his chest shows up and I end up with my hand on the device and there is an available linen closet... You might have a chance.
Gal
January 9th, 2007 2:39 AM
Meredith : I see you try to visit any place were Derek parked..
Sloan : Derek has some good taste .
josclearwater
January 8th, 2007 11:38 PM
Meredith: I can't believe I saw George naked!
Sloan: I just can't believe that it is that big!
Myzo
January 8th, 2007 10:18 PM
Mark: Um...I was thinking if we could..
Meredith: You really shouldn't try to go there.
Mark: Where did you think I was trying to go?
Izzie
January 8th, 2007 10:05 PM
Mer: Seriously, you are just so McDreamy :sighs:
Mark: So, you think I'm Derk? Umm.... lets go take a bath and I can show just how dreamy I can be :smiles:
Izzie
January 8th, 2007 10:02 PM
Mark: So..... how about McDirty?
Mer: Umm, I don't think that droping the mistress part and adding Mc changes the name.
Mark: That name wasn't for you....
Mer: Oh.... Seriously?
Gina
January 8th, 2007 9:20 PM
Mark: Can I buy my fellow dirty exmistress a shot of tequila?
Mer: Well? Mabye...but then again you know what happens when I drink tequila.
Mark: haha. Oh trust me I've heard
Sarah
January 8th, 2007 8:21 PM
I guess I'm up for it if you are.
McKriss
January 8th, 2007 7:27 PM
Mark: " You know Meredith it's no too late for you to choose me over Derek. "
Meredith: " Do you really think I'll leave my McDreamy for McSteamy?? get real Sloan"
Mark: " Ohh shit you're right. "
robin
January 8th, 2007 5:09 PM
Mer: I would really like to sleep with you but you are a McSlut.
Mark: Wow, I was not expecting that!
Emily
January 8th, 2007 4:04 PM
A McSteamy Conversation
McKriss
January 8th, 2007 3:25 PM
Meredith: " Soo Mark how do you feel about Addison and Alex ? "
Mark: " I dunno.. I think she gets to steal your crown.. your no longer the 'Dirty Ex-Mistress'...sorry Mer."
Meredith: " Are you serious Sloan.. that's not fair Addison is Queen of Passive Agressiva and now she gets to steal MY Dirty Ex-Mistress crown too?? "
Mark: " Life is hard.. live with it. "
manda
January 8th, 2007 3:11 PM
Mer: cmon...you know Derek looks really hot today
Mark:...yea
Karla
January 8th, 2007 12:29 PM
Mer: Look, I love Derek, and you were with Addison. It really wouldnt be right for us to start something.
Mark: But we're the dirty mistresses, we arent right anyway.
Mer: Ok, you do have a point, but any minute now, dereks going to walk in here and want me back and i just cant say no. seriously!
Jane
January 8th, 2007 11:11 AM
Mark:I am sorry Meredith I can not start something with you.Because you had so much men and I have one women.You have exeriences.
Meredith:Fuck you.
McCritic
January 8th, 2007 10:31 AM
Mark: I'm sorry, but I see no way around it. We're gonna have to call you "McWhiny."
Kristen
January 8th, 2007 10:30 AM
Way too serious for being the "dirty ex mistresses!"
January 10th, 2007 6:35 AM
Mer: You know if this was a year ago... I would've jumped you in a heartbeat... Mark?... Mark?
Mark: *looking at Joe and his boyfriend behind the counter* I tried that position with Addison once... Didn't know you could do it with the same sex.
January 9th, 2007 11:20 PM
Sloan: "I can't believe Mcdonalds is sue'ing all our asses for overusing the "Mc" phrase"
Meredith: "I can't believe we aren't having sex right now"
January 9th, 2007 9:23 PM
Mark: If I were McDreamy I would have taken you camping.
Mer: Well you are really good at "pitching tents". Didn't you just pitch one with Callie a few nights ago? Maybe she would like to go camping with you.
January 9th, 2007 8:08 PM
Mer: "I'm sorry, Mark. You know the way it is with us dirty ex-misstressess, we have a code."
Mark: "Damn... you're right. Can I buy you a shot?"
Mer: "Sloan!"
Mark: "Seriously."
============
Mark: "Hey, do you hear that voice?"
Mer: "Are you trying to hit on me?"
Mark: "No, Alex. Do you hear him?"
Mer: [Slowly fading into dreams about McSteamy] "Yeah... I hear you loud-and-clear, McSteamy..."
Mark: "Shhh, I'm trying to listen, Meredith..."
((I wrote said second quote because the guy in the back has Karev's kind of head. The whole Shaved thing going on with the scrubs.))
January 9th, 2007 7:22 PM
Mer "Well, you know when you think about it, things really couldn't get anymore screwed up."
Mark "Yes they could, George could start hitting on me."
Mer "Now that,............. would be funny."
January 9th, 2007 12:12 PM
Sorry, Mark. McDreamy tops McSteamy any day. No dice.
January 9th, 2007 8:26 AM
Mark: So seriously, what do you think my chances with Izzie are?
Meredith: Well, if another guy with a bomb in his chest shows up and I end up with my hand on the device and there is an available linen closet... You might have a chance.
January 9th, 2007 2:39 AM
Meredith : I see you try to visit any place were Derek parked..
Sloan : Derek has some good taste .
January 8th, 2007 11:38 PM
Meredith: I can't believe I saw George naked!
Sloan: I just can't believe that it is that big!
January 8th, 2007 10:18 PM
Mark: Um...I was thinking if we could..
Meredith: You really shouldn't try to go there.
Mark: Where did you think I was trying to go?
January 8th, 2007 10:05 PM
Mer: Seriously, you are just so McDreamy :sighs:
Mark: So, you think I'm Derk? Umm.... lets go take a bath and I can show just how dreamy I can be :smiles:
January 8th, 2007 10:02 PM
Mark: So..... how about McDirty?
Mer: Umm, I don't think that droping the mistress part and adding Mc changes the name.
Mark: That name wasn't for you....
Mer: Oh.... Seriously?
January 8th, 2007 9:20 PM
Mark: Can I buy my fellow dirty exmistress a shot of tequila?
Mer: Well? Mabye...but then again you know what happens when I drink tequila.
Mark: haha. Oh trust me I've heard
January 8th, 2007 8:21 PM
I guess I'm up for it if you are.
January 8th, 2007 7:27 PM
Mark: " You know Meredith it's no too late for you to choose me over Derek. "
Meredith: " Do you really think I'll leave my McDreamy for McSteamy?? get real Sloan"
Mark: " Ohh shit you're right. "
January 8th, 2007 5:09 PM
Mer: I would really like to sleep with you but you are a McSlut.
Mark: Wow, I was not expecting that!
January 8th, 2007 4:04 PM
A McSteamy Conversation
January 8th, 2007 3:25 PM
Meredith: " Soo Mark how do you feel about Addison and Alex ? "
Mark: " I dunno.. I think she gets to steal your crown.. your no longer the 'Dirty Ex-Mistress'...sorry Mer."
Meredith: " Are you serious Sloan.. that's not fair Addison is Queen of Passive Agressiva and now she gets to steal MY Dirty Ex-Mistress crown too?? "
Mark: " Life is hard.. live with it. "
January 8th, 2007 3:11 PM
Mer: cmon...you know Derek looks really hot today
Mark:...yea
January 8th, 2007 12:29 PM
Mer: Look, I love Derek, and you were with Addison. It really wouldnt be right for us to start something.
Mark: But we're the dirty mistresses, we arent right anyway.
Mer: Ok, you do have a point, but any minute now, dereks going to walk in here and want me back and i just cant say no. seriously!
January 8th, 2007 11:11 AM
Mark:I am sorry Meredith I can not start something with you.Because you had so much men and I have one women.You have exeriences.
Meredith:Fuck you.
January 8th, 2007 10:31 AM
Mark: I'm sorry, but I see no way around it. We're gonna have to call you "McWhiny."
January 8th, 2007 10:30 AM
Way too serious for being the "dirty ex mistresses!"