Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest XXXVII > Comments Page 2
Mer: You know if this was a year ago... I would've jumped you in a heartbeat... Mark?... Mark?
Mark: *looking at Joe and his boyfriend behind the counter* I tried that position with Addison once... Didn't know you could do it with the same sex.
Sloan: "I can't believe Mcdonalds is sue'ing all our asses for overusing the "Mc" phrase"
Meredith: "I can't believe we aren't having sex right now"
Mark: If I were McDreamy I would have taken you camping.
Mer: Well you are really good at "pitching tents". Didn't you just pitch one with Callie a few nights ago? Maybe she would like to go camping with you.
Mer: "I'm sorry, Mark. You know the way it is with us dirty ex-misstressess, we have a code."
Mark: "Damn... you're right. Can I buy you a shot?"
Mark: "Hey, do you hear that voice?"
Mer: "Are you trying to hit on me?"
Mark: "No, Alex. Do you hear him?"
Mer: [Slowly fading into dreams about McSteamy] "Yeah... I hear you loud-and-clear, McSteamy..."
Mark: "Shhh, I'm trying to listen, Meredith..."
((I wrote said second quote because the guy in the back has Karev's kind of head. The whole Shaved thing going on with the scrubs.))
Mer "Well, you know when you think about it, things really couldn't get anymore screwed up."
Mark "Yes they could, George could start hitting on me."
Mer "Now that,............. would be funny."
Sorry, Mark. McDreamy tops McSteamy any day. No dice.
Mark: So seriously, what do you think my chances with Izzie are?
Meredith: Well, if another guy with a bomb in his chest shows up and I end up with my hand on the device and there is an available linen closet... You might have a chance.
Meredith : I see you try to visit any place were Derek parked..
Sloan : Derek has some good taste .
Meredith: I can't believe I saw George naked!
Sloan: I just can't believe that it is that big!
Mark: Um...I was thinking if we could..
Meredith: You really shouldn't try to go there.
Mark: Where did you think I was trying to go?
Mer: Seriously, you are just so McDreamy :sighs:
Mark: So, you think I'm Derk? Umm.... lets go take a bath and I can show just how dreamy I can be :smiles:
Mark: So..... how about McDirty?
Mer: Umm, I don't think that droping the mistress part and adding Mc changes the name.
Mark: That name wasn't for you....
Mer: Oh.... Seriously?
Mark: Can I buy my fellow dirty exmistress a shot of tequila?
Mer: Well? Mabye...but then again you know what happens when I drink tequila.
Mark: haha. Oh trust me I've heard
I guess I'm up for it if you are.
Mark: " You know Meredith it's no too late for you to choose me over Derek. "
Meredith: " Do you really think I'll leave my McDreamy for McSteamy?? get real Sloan"
Mark: " Ohh shit you're right. "
Mer: I would really like to sleep with you but you are a McSlut.
Mark: Wow, I was not expecting that!
A McSteamy Conversation
Meredith: " Soo Mark how do you feel about Addison and Alex ? "
Mark: " I dunno.. I think she gets to steal your crown.. your no longer the 'Dirty Ex-Mistress'...sorry Mer."
Meredith: " Are you serious Sloan.. that's not fair Addison is Queen of Passive Agressiva and now she gets to steal MY Dirty Ex-Mistress crown too?? "
Mark: " Life is hard.. live with it. "
Mer: cmon...you know Derek looks really hot today
Mer: Look, I love Derek, and you were with Addison. It really wouldnt be right for us to start something.
Mark: But we're the dirty mistresses, we arent right anyway.
Mer: Ok, you do have a point, but any minute now, dereks going to walk in here and want me back and i just cant say no. seriously!
Mark:I am sorry Meredith I can not start something with you.Because you had so much men and I have one women.You have exeriences.
Mark: I'm sorry, but I see no way around it. We're gonna have to call you "McWhiny."
Way too serious for being the "dirty ex mistresses!"
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