Grey's Anatomy: The Ten Commandments

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Yesterday, shared with you an article about an Atlanta-area Methodist church that is turning to Grey's Anatomy to explore the relationships and spiritual issues of modern times, and encourage participation among its younger paritioners.

Taking a cue from that true news story, Entertainment Weekly has come up with a faux list of Commandments XI-XX - Grey's Anatomy style. Some of these are pretty amusing. Here you go...

Dr. Mark Sloan
11. Thou shall not allow thy children (literal or figurative) to get out of hand. (Miranda Bailey)
12. Thou shall not committ adultery - short-term or long-term - especially with anyone who could be described as McSteamy. (Derek Shepherd, Addison Montgomery Shepherd and Callie Torres)
13. Thou shall try not to be so consistently grating when providing thy voiceover commentaries. (Meredith Grey)
14. Thou shall not (temporarily) kill thy significant other - even if the end goal is to score him or her an organ transplant. (Izzie Stevens)
15. Though shall not bear false withness about thy palsied hand. (Preston Burke)
16. Thou shall stop being a workaholic. (Richard Webber)
17. Thou shall not covet thy recently bereaved ex. (Alex Karev, below)
18. Thou shall not use fried chicken to woo a woman. (George O'Malley)
19. Thou shall continue to amuse with thy patented brand of bitchery. (Cristina Yang)
20. Thou shall stop lurking in the elevators. (Derek Shepherd)
Alex and Izzie

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Please Help!! in the video aired last night there were clips from the day before the inters first day at Seattle grace... I need help here... we have the first two episodes on dvd and there was nothing on any of them about that in them.... and its not in the pilot...... two things that come to mind is where dr yang approaches berk.. another where Meredith and mcsteamy are at the bar... please help..... I may need therapy

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in the video aired last night there were clips from the day before the inters first day at Seattle grace... I need help here... we have the first two episodes on dvd and there was nothing on any of them about that in them.... and its not in the pilot...... two things that come to mind is where dr yang approaches berk.. another where Meredith and mcsteamy are at the bar... please help..... I may need therapy

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these are very cool.. id keep emm coming!! hahaha 'cuz there funny

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

CRISTINA: "There's a club. The Dead Dads Club. And you can't be in it until you're in it. You can try to understand, you can sympathize. But until you feel that loss... My dad died when I was nine. George, I'm really sorry you had to join the club."
GEORGE: "I... I don't know how to exist in a world where my dad doesn't."
CRISTINA: "Yeah, that never really changes."

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."