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Alex: So, i heard a rumor today about you and George..
Izzie: Do you remember all the other times I've spoken to you about my sex life?
Joe: "No Izzy, two wrongs at the same time do NOT make a right!"
Izzie: Hey, Alex... watchya doin' tonight? Wanna come over? You and I never really get a chance to hang out and it might be kinda fun...
Alex: What are you talking about?
Izzie: Okay, I tried to beat around the bush, but I'm getting straight to the point. I'm horny, drunk, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to sit there looking confused or do you want to literally take off your pants?
Izzie: Yes, okay, George and I did sleep together, but he's not planning on telling Callie, so you have to keep it a secret. She'd go all cage fighter on me! And I know I'm not as little as Meredith, but still..
Alex: First Olivia, then Callie, and now Izzie? Maybe O'Malley men really are studs..
Joe: Okay people, focus. George is NOT dating Izzie Stevens. Right?!
Izzie [to Alex]: Well, how much did George tell you?
Alex: Everything. We bonded over the whole syph experience.
Izzie: Okay, then you know that George and I got really drunk the other night, and we got a little silly. I mean, he performed 'SexyBack' at 3:00 in the morning.
Alex: George sang 'SexyBack'?
Izzie: He didn't tell you that? Um, well then I don't know what to do. I mean, after George and I slept together that night, things got really awkward..
Alex: You slept with George?!
Izzie: He didn't tell you that either?!
Izzie: "Seriously Alex, like I would ever sleep with George!" Thinking to herself, "I can't believe I slept with George."
This isn't a caption, but what episode is this picture from?
Izzie:Joe why do they have to have those stupid boy penies
Joe: i thought you said you liked them
Alex: hey george i just did the mcnasty in the bathroom jealious
George:What im to busy staring at this chicks cheast to care
Joe: Ha you get to clean it now alex
Alex: so when are you gonna sleep with me again?
Izzie: ha i love my job
I totally agree with 'shades_of_grey' and 'dude', they are so funny.
I like Kim's 2, LOL
George: Alex, what are you doing?
Alex: I'm trying to roast my nuts
Izzie: that's gotta hurt
Alex: No, not at all, look George
George: oh now I now what callie ment with roasting nuts, I always thought it was a sexual thing
Izzie: Yeah right, Alex, like I would really sleep with George. Whatever.
Izzie: (laughing) haha, you gave George syph...
Alex: yeah and you slept with him..what goes around comes around
Izzie: (stops laughing) oh sh*t
Izzy: Yeah, I've had 'em both. Peanuts! Yeah that about sums it up!
Wow, I'm surrounded by my two favorite hotties, and I've hooked up with both of them. Does it get any better than this???
IZZIE: "...yeah, so that's why they call me Dizzy."
Izzie: Denny is hosting the clip show!? My dead fiance is hosting the clip show!? Laughs dismissively Give me another one, Joe!
Alex and George (in agreement): Dude.
Izzie: Don't even try, George. That girl? Totally hot for me. Because I am a ROCK STAR.
Izzie (to Joe): Yeah, what am I thinking. I can't actually be in love with both of these guys.
I love kims
Izzie: What's with this "pick me, choose me, love me" crap? You two sound like Meredith!! I don't want either one of you!!!
George: Wow, I wish I wasn't married, that girl is SO into me.
Izzie: I can't believe he's looking at that girl instead of me.
Alex: I can't believe they are BOTH looking at George, I guess I have to go find someone dying of lung cancer.
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