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Addison: Do men in Seattle only sleep with interns because if that's the case, I'm so becoming an intern!
Addison: "I thought we were in season 3?"
Burke: "well me too but i guess with all these repeats were in season 2!"
Derek: "PLEASE HAVE A NEW EPISODE!! I WILL BE WITH MEREDITH!"
Addison-"Both of you meet me in the closet in 5 minutes and I'll show you what it's like being president of the adulterous whore club."
Addison- "i'm lonlley
Derek- "Don't look at me i'm dating the perfect 12 year old."
Burke- yeah and i just liive with cristina.
Derek- maybe you should try mark, he's the man whore.
Burke: Hey there Dr. Shepherd (to derek) , oh Dr. Sheperd (to Addison)!!!
Addison: Dr. Burke don't you think my McDreamy looks really sexy today.
Dr. Burke: Oh yes... so sexy (sarcastically)
Dr. Burke to Derek: I think we should walk and talk
Derek to Addison: Thanks McHoney, I lovwe you too (sarcastically)
Derek- (singing) Satan in the pink scrubs, pink scrubs. Satan with the pink scrubs on!!
Derek- Hello? Have u ever heard of "Clorox Colors" bleach?
Addison- yea, but remember, u got that in the divorce agreement.
Derek- oh, so that's why my scrubs are always so rich and colorful. **Thinking- thanks mer!!
Addison- yea, and now all my "colored" scrubs are lacking color!
Preston- (thinking) "colored"
(not thinking) Was that a RACIAL comment Addison?
Derek- that was kinda racial... satan
Burke: With that color on, she won't have a shot at the position.
Addie: What if it's God's plan?
Derek: So... God wants Satan to be chief?
Addie: So Preston, did you know about the slutty sex your girlfriend's slutty best friend had with my super slutty husband?
Burke: She's been drinking.
Derek: No, shes been wearing those scrubs.
Derek: A manage-a-trois? Seriously?!
Addison: Yeah. I mean we're not exactly the monogamous type.
Burke: Excuse me?
Addison: Oh, sorry, I thought you were the chief.
Burke: Just give it time.
Derek: hey Burke, did you know about the land called passive agressiva?
Derek: And did you know that Addison is its queen.
Addison: He wants you to fire me while Richard is helpless right now...
Derek: You know that Richard made you chief only because I'm sleeping with Meredith right.
Addison: You just can't get over the fact Preston's better than you.
Derek: Preston is not better than me!
Burke: That's CHIEF BURKE to you Dr. Shepard. Have a good day, Addison.
The first official meeting of the McSIN club...
My Choice? Slutty Interns Naked!
***this way sounds better than sexy interns, naturally...*** :-)
Addison: so i hear the interns are calling you "McDreamy" now.
Derek: cool! I have a McLabel!
Burke: Why don't I have a McLabel?
Addison: Because there is not a word to describe you.
Burke: Shut up salmon scrubs lady!
Derek: I've got it! McBoring!
Burke- Nice scrubs
Derrick- Ya before you know it, Sanjaya Malakar will be modeling them on American Idol.
Derek- "The board looks good today!"
Addison- thinking 'wow, that hair! And to think it takes me 2 hours to get mine to look like that...'
Burke- thinking 'The hair- it should be it's own McGod...'
Addison: *thinking* I want Derek to forgive me but he's immune to my persuasive ways. I guess it's time for.....the Bailey stare.
Derek: Quit looking at me wierdly. You look constipated.
Derek: I should be chief over Burke right?
Addision: You're dellusional.
Derek: i'm sorry Addison, you just look so damn white
Addison: i know...
Preston: you know, Derek. Addison is the typical glamorous white woman. they make all the black models look white nowadays...
Addison: In other words, pretty.
Preston: ...(ghetto accent) you know what addison? you a nappy headed hoe, why you say that?
Derek: im leaving...
Addison..No no..wait! Burke i didnt mean it like that...i meant...
Addison: "Salmon colored scrubs makes me vomit a little in my mouth".
On my last comment about IHOP, I meant for no copywrite infringment, or whatever.
Derek: I really like IHOP
Addison: Let me guess, IHOP stands for: interns having orgasms perpetually.
Derek: No, IHOP stands for International House of Pandcakes!
Derek: The salmon colored scrubs? Why are you wearing those? Don't tell me Mark likes them.
Burke: Cool it Dr. Shepherd, she's your wife.
Addison: Thank you Preston.
Derek: Again with the first names?
Derek: Preston do you believe in deja vu?
Preston: Yes why do you ask?
Derek: Because I feel like we've been her before and Satan still doesn't look good in salmon colored scrubs.
Addison: And you think glow in the dark ones make you look sexy?
Preston: I don't want to know.
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