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Derek: I'm bringing sexy back.
Burke: Them other boys don't know how to act.
Addison: What the hell is wrong with you two? Oh, I know. You've been hanging out with the interns for a little too long.
Salmon colored scrubs... Satan does have a sense of humor.
Addison:so im finally leaving be happy Derek...but don't forget I'll be back to take the chiefs postion.
Burke: mmmm no
Derek yeah what he said.
Addison: Pick me, choose me, love me.
Derek: Not you too!
Derek: Burke who should I pick, Satan the adulterous whore, or dirty mistress Meredith.
Burke: Sorry Derek, but I've got my own problems to worry about.
Derek: Addison, salmon colored scrubs are so last season.
Addison: There is nothing more depressing than a patient dying.
Derek: This is coming from satan, that adulterous bitch!
Burke: Derek don't forget that you've been sleeping with Meredith.
Derek: But, she's not an adulterous bitch!
Derek: Oh, go to hell!
Addie: Well according to you, Derek, i'm already its ruler
Preston: I understand you requested for Dr. Grey's assistance, Dr. Shepherd?
Addison: Who? The woman who's been screwing my husband? Why yes.
Derek: Dr. Burke, I see you've met the woman who's been screwing my best friend.
Derek: Satan wears salmon.
Addison: So my washing machine made the color fade, big deal!
Addison: You two… sleeping with the help. No self control. It's sad.. really.
Burke: Oh come on addison, there must be one intern that just gets you all hot and bothered….
Addison: No.. no there isn't.
Derek: Oh you are lying. I know a liar when I see one cuz I am a liar.
Addison: Well I do have the hots for Karev
McPsyched,Christine,kate all have my vote!
They are so funny!
-i wish i was a comedy writer =/
Excuse The interuption Dr. Burke But I wanted to see if you got a chance to secure the intern That I requested
chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla icecream :D
Derek: Satan speaks.
Addison: The adulterer answers.
Preston: Are you not into threesomes?
Derek: Addison, this is my friend Preston Burke. Would you like to sleep with him too?
All thinking to themselves -
Addison: Man, I've got to be seen again with these nasty scrubs on and lipstick that's too dark?
Derek: Why did I marry someone who wears salmon colored scrubs?
Burke: I wish I could have McDreamy's hair!
Burke- Derek, did you hear cristina picked Addison to be her maid of hornor?
Derek- She picked Satan over meredith?
Addison- how sweet of her.
Burke- Yeah derek I'm afraid so
Derek- Crap, now i better find meredith before she goes and drown's herself again.
Addison:derek..you make me sick..
Derek:im getting my job done then
Preston:..that hair gets my job done..
Derek: " I'll show you mine if you show me yours "
Preston: " You are going DOWN "
Addison: " This is totally worth watching ".." 10 says Derek wins "
Derek: Wow, it seems impossible,but you look even more like satan with those salmon colored scrubs on.
Addison: Preston, do you think i look like Satan.
Preston: No i do not.
Derek: Why cant i call you Preston, my satan wife is taking over my life!
Derek: We were both promised cheif of surgery, you know.
Addison: *thinking* Alex will look very yummy in the dark blue scrubs...
Derek: I thought the devil wore prada, not pink scrubs.
Addison: I'll have you know that pink is the new red.
Derek: Addison, why not go back to New York where you belong?
Addison: I have slept with McDreamy, McSteamy, and now i am going in on Alex. I shall name him McSexy.
Preston:What is my name?
Addison: How about McShaky
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