Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LI > Comments Page 5
eenie, meenie, miny moe,
who's the biggest slutty ho?
Burke: "My intern is the the smartest."
Derek: "My intern is the prettiest."
Addison: "My intern kicks your interns' asses...he's great at just about everything. Seriously!"
Burke: "Mine's the best!"
Derek: "Mine is way better than yours!"
Addison: "Yeah well, my INTERN has you all beat!"
Gosh, Preston, I wish I could say the same about you but Derek is way better looking.
Dereck:The land of passive agressivia await your return.
Addison:The world of adultrus hors awiats yours
Dereck:Well well well, it seems I'm not the only one who has their perfect 12 year old.
Addison:Okay you know what I am not sleeping with the help
Burke:[laughing to himself] well at least your not a dirty mistress
Dereck:you wouldn't happen to be refering to Meredith would you?
Derek: [Thinking] Hmm...Salmon Scrubs, red hair, must be the devil.
Burke and Addison: You know, everyone can hear your thoughts?
Derek:You completely messed up the board i can't work like this!
Addison:Your such a big baby!
Burke: Derek you have the most beautiful side burns.
So far, Kymlee is my favorite!
Addison- So i heard you were caught in the on-call room again
Derrek- Ahh! No
Preston- How was it?
addison- i'd like to introduce you to the new and improved evil spawn
Derrick- I see your lips moving but all i here is Blah blah blah.
Burke- I think i'll just stand here and look pretty
Derek: You know, salmon scrubs, red hair, and red lipstick don't go together AT ALL.
Addison: Yeah, well sleeping with an intern while you're still married is frowned upon by most members of society.
Preston: She's got a point.
Derek: You have no room to talk: you're sleeping with her best friend.
Addison: "Sorry Derek, I will not say whose is bigger! The last time I did that with you and Mark I distinctly remember you referring to me as the ruler of all that is evil."
Derek: "Actually I prefer Satan, but I will GLADLY call you the ruler of all that is evil!!"
Addison:" Look at you two..Derek, your dating the perfect 12 year-old and Preston your dating a surgical junky....and they are both your interns!"
Derek: "May I say something?"
Preston: "Yes Derek?"
Addison: "HA! I knew you didn't have a come back!"
Derek: Go to hell!
Addison: According to you, I'm already there!
Addison: You two... sleeping with the help. No self control. It's sad.. really.
Burke: Oh come on addison, there must be one intern that just gets you all hot and bothered....
Addison: No.. no there isn't.
Derek: Oh you are lying. I know a liar when I see one cuz I am a liar.
Derek: What self-respected surgeon wears salmon colored scrubs?
Addison: What self-resepected surgeon gets drunk and sleeps with their intern?
Derek:...I have a feeling you're going to regret that statement in a couple of weeks...
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