Sanjaya Malakar Receives a Kentucky Fried Offer

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Is Sanajaya Malakar fever out of control yet?

Check out this open letter to the strangely popular American Idol contestant:

Congratulations on catching America’s ears… and eyes.

Over the past month, you’ve wowed the world with your original performances. And, your ever-changing hairdos have made you almost as famous as KFC® Original Recipe® Chicken and Colonel Sanders himself.

Sanjaya and Chicken

On behalf of Kentucky Fried Chicken®, I want to serve up to you a tasty offer. If you don a bowl hairdo during one of your next nationally televised performances, KFC will grant you a free lifetime supply of KFC Famous Bowls®. We’re sure America will be as ‘bowled-over’ by your take on this classic look as they are by our KFC Famous Bowls.

From wavy to Mohawk to now the classic bowl – who knows, your bowl cut could start a trend as big as KFC Famous Bowls, which consumers ranked as THE most memorable new product of 2006.

In addition to free KFC Famous Bowls for life – if you sport a bowl cut, KFC will cut a check in your name to Colonel’s Scholars, a charity providing young people with much needed college scholarships. We’re confident that helping students afford college is something that even the toughest of judges would stand and applaud.

Your Fan,
Gregg Dedrick
President of KFC

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i agree with moria, i love sanjaya and even if you dont like his singing he is still human and you dont even know him. I think people are getting way to into making sanjayas life hell.


I don't care what you think,Sanjaya Malakar is the best one on American Idol.I don't want him to get kicked off but he did last night!


Im so tired of people keeping sunjajajah!


uhh....please tell me this is a late april fools lol


wait...this is a joke right? did they really do that? i'm confused.