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Arizona: We really are camping.
June 19th, 2007 5:41 PM
Mer: Yeah, but I think we're totally over... Oh my gosh! There's a firemen breaking through my front door with an ax!
Firemen: Ma'am there seems to be a raging fire behind you.
Mer: There is? *looks behind her*
Firemen: We've been trying to get through, but the phones been busy for the past four hours.
Mer: Oh. Uh, Cristina, i'm gonna have to call you back.
June 19th, 2007 4:43 PM
Ellen (faking her voice): Hi! this is a fan leaving a message for Shonda...PLEASE STOP THE GIZZIE THING...it's ruinning the show. Thank you.
June 19th, 2007 1:08 PM
Derek, I'm sorry, but... you didn't win the Doctor with Best Hair award.
June 19th, 2007 12:28 PM
whispering: "Do you like scary movies?"
June 19th, 2007 11:51 AM
Meredith: Miss Cleo, you could have told me that my mother, my fake-mommy, and I were all going to die. And that my slut of a half-sister was going to hit on my boyfriend. What do I pay you 99 cents a minute for?
Miss Cleo: The cards never lie!
June 19th, 2007 11:36 AM
hahaha Dr. McAwesome's is the best! I like McCritic's too!
good job guys!
June 19th, 2007 10:19 AM
Shark? Hi, it's Meredith. How can we stop jumping you?
June 19th, 2007 10:07 AM
"Does this mean George gets to sleep with Christina next?"
June 19th, 2007 9:33 AM
Setting: Meredith is on the phone with Derek. Derek is talking.
Meredith thinking: *Seriously, telephon sex is not Dereks stongest point.*
June 19th, 2007 9:30 AM
Ellen to TR: I have to tell you something
TR to Ellen:Yeah,me too
both at the same time: I slept with Isaiah even though he's a racist bastard.
*akward silence*
TR to Ellen: You mean we both did the McNasty to McRacist!
Ellen to TR: We're McBastards.
June 19th, 2007 8:45 AM
Meredith: What?... I thought Derek was kidding... I guess I do love him too.
June 19th, 2007 8:20 AM
Meredith (to Christina): Well, when you say it like that, maybe my logic behind ending things with Derek was a *tiny* bit flawed.
June 19th, 2007 7:21 AM
Meredith: (thoughts) This whole phone sex thing is WAY overrated. However it's at least more fun than knitting.......
June 19th, 2007 6:12 AM
*Answering machine*: Hi. You've reached Derek Shepherd. If you're calling to tell me that you love me, press 1. If you're calling to tell me that I am chief of surgery, press 2. If you're Lexie Grey, press 666. Thank you and have a nice day.
June 18th, 2007 10:39 PM
for the last time Derek.. NO! I cannot hear you now! This isnt funny anymore!
June 18th, 2007 10:06 PM
"Wait, this is who?... the fashion police?... telling me i dress like an 80 year old women?... and my pillows are outdated too?"
June 18th, 2007 8:31 PM
Isaiah has been fired? That's too bad.........oh well.
June 18th, 2007 8:12 PM
I'm going to die in seven days? Seriously, Isaiah, shouldn't you be on the phone with your agent instead of prank calling me?
June 18th, 2007 8:04 PM
Mer: Addison?
Addison (on the phone): Don't call me, you already have McDreamy, don't come steal MY Pete!
June 18th, 2007 7:46 PM
Regis: [on phone] Hello, Meredith? We've got George here on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire," and he's going for ONE MILLION DOLLARS! But he needs a little help from you! Are you ready, Meredith? George, you have 30 seconds!
George: [on phone] Okay Mer... here's the question... What is Lemierre syndrome? Is it A) A genetic defect B) Potentially lethal sore throat C) A disease affecting the brain or D) It doesn't exist... Meredith I'm COMPLETELY stumped please help!
Meredith: [thinking] Geez, George, I know you failed your intern exam, but...
June 18th, 2007 7:35 PM
"WAIT. So you are telling me now that Isaiah got fired, CHRISTINA AND MCSTEAMY are getting together?"
June 18th, 2007 5:20 PM
God, I know he got fired, but Isaiah didn't have to leave such a nasty message...
June 18th, 2007 5:15 PM
hahahaha these captions are halarious i wish they could all win!
June 18th, 2007 5:07 PM
*ok for mcdreamy's woman= its TISNF not TSNIF. just clearing that up.* anyways...
Meredith (talking to christina): i'll tell you wats SNF- a certain other Ms. Grey getting mcbusy with mcdreamy!
June 18th, 2007 4:56 PM
"To leave a positive message for Shonda, press 1. To leave a general message for customer service, press 2. To leave a complaint, hang up and try again".