ok so dr mcstacci don't use shit that was between meredith and derek cuz he doesnt say shit like that to lexi ok ok.
I HATE LEXI GREY x398493849839384398483948343894 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 29th, 2007 8:37 PM
Derek: Sorry, I don't date 6 year olds.
Lexi: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm now the perfect 12 year old!
ps. I HATE LEXI GREY x398493849839384398483948343894 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
McDreamy's Susan
June 29th, 2007 6:18 PM
Derek: (thoughts) Hmmmm, I wonder if Meredith would be up for a threesome.......
McDreamy'sMine
June 29th, 2007 6:14 PM
Derek: (thinking) Wow, at first I thought it was the beer goggles, but now that I've sobered up, she really DOES look like Meredith! Oh crap- did I somehow sleep with her?
Lexie: (thinking) Meredith's right, he DOES have gorgeous hair but does he have to wear a hairnet to bed?
mrs.dempsey
June 29th, 2007 5:15 PM
Let's see who can make the best flirty smile.
Anita
June 29th, 2007 3:32 PM
Let's see, how can we piss off the most viewers this season...
Dr. McAwesome
June 29th, 2007 11:05 AM
Derek: Hey there, cutie. What's your name?
Lex: Satan, Prince of Darkness
Derek: Oh, so you're Lexie.
Dr McStacii
June 29th, 2007 5:53 AM
Lexi: I'm going to bed... you coming?
Derek: Ok... hold on, is there anything I should know about you?
Lexi: What do you mean?
Derek: Like... i don't know, bad morning breath? Stubble? Bed hogging? Syphilis?
Lexi: Hmm... well lets see, I snore...
Derek: Ok forget about it, see ya later!
Dr McStacii
June 29th, 2007 5:45 AM
Derek: Would it be better if we slept together before Meredith and I get married or after?
Lexi: Either way Christmases and New Years are gonna be awkward!
Dr McStacii
June 29th, 2007 5:42 AM
Lexi: Stop looking at me!
Derek: I am not looking at you.
Lexi: You are looking at me and you watch me, and i can't beathe with you looking at me like that so just stop!
Derek: Can't we just skip to the kissing and the mcnasty nasty already?!
Dr. McAwesome
June 28th, 2007 10:50 PM
"I'm gonna be honest; I can deal with the speaking in toungues, the levitating bed, even when you twist your head completely around, but the projectile vomitting is just too much. Goodbye, Lexie."
"I'm sorry you feel that way, Derek"
[Lexie's eyes glow red and Derek throws himself down the stairs and dies]
Dontbefooledbyallthehotshoes
June 28th, 2007 9:56 PM
Derek: Hi.
Lexie: Hi.
Derek: What's your story?
::awkward silence::
Derek: Ah, you're ignoring me. You shouldn't do that.
Lexie: Why's that?
Derek: Because you have to get to know me to love me. But then you'll find out that I didn't tell my girlfriend about my wife, returned to my wife only to cheat on her with said ex-girlfriend, and then divorced my wife to get back together with my ex-girlfriend who I claim is the love of my life and that I'm her knight-in-shining-whatever who will always show up, but then I'll flirt with you, not show up for my girlfriend, and yell at her for breathing on her own.
Lexie: Um, okay. That was the worst pick-up line ever.
Mcdreamy's lover
June 28th, 2007 9:04 PM
Derek: Welcome to the Dirty Mistresses club. Who Would you like to sleep with first?
Corrie
June 28th, 2007 8:34 PM
Short and to the point.. My entry is "Uh Oh"
She'sGotMyMcLife!
June 28th, 2007 7:46 PM
Lexie: I don't have a story. I'm just a girl in a bar.
Derek: Wow.. I'm getting a sense of deja vu.
Camille
June 28th, 2007 4:12 PM
Lexie: Hi, I'm Lexie!
Derek: I'm Derek
Lexie: I heard this is what my step sister did before her first day at the hospital. She came hear, got drunk, slept with a guy and found out he was her boss next day at work!
Derek: Do you play on doing the same?
Lexie: I don't know? Are you up for it?
McNasty Social Worker
June 28th, 2007 2:42 PM
McDreamy: "You have a McBoogie hanging out of your right nostril!"
Kenyatta W.
June 28th, 2007 11:13 AM
Derek (singing):
You, you remind me of a love that I once knew
Is it a dream or is it deja vu
I just had to let you know
So i had to sing it
Cause for you baby I don't know
Lexie: Wow! Impressive!
Derek: (smiling) My singing?
Lexie: No, the fact that you know a Mary J. Blige song. I thought you were too old…way too old.
imissgrey's
June 28th, 2007 10:55 AM
Lexie:Am I the first girl you've met in this bar?
Derek:Nah. I met your half sister here. I slept with her and didn't tell her I was married and then left her for my wife and called her a whore then got back together with her, saved her from drowning and now I'm flirting with you while I should be with her.
Lexie: Gee. You sound like a great guy.
Dempsey is DREAMY
June 28th, 2007 8:33 AM
Derek:Welcome to the Emerald City Bar, also known as The International House of Whores,Dirty Ex-Mistresses,Passive Agressive Queens, and a handful of sexy doctors and McMan candy.Oh, don't worry you'll fit right in.
Marites
June 27th, 2007 6:51 PM
McDreamy: two questions: are you old enough to be in the bar and do you work at the hospital?
Lexi: two answers: yes of course and you must be my new boss.. my sister met her boss in the same way.
McDreamy: oh really... who's your sister?
Lexi: Meredith Grey.
McDreamy: *beer squirts out his nose*
Anula
June 27th, 2007 3:13 PM
Derek (thinking) : OMG ... Meredith is soooo gonna kill me ...
Anita
June 27th, 2007 2:52 PM
Deja vomit!
AGuyWhoLikesGreys
June 27th, 2007 2:10 PM
This is the moment in the series where Rhimes knew she'd just scored that sweet spot next to the other daytime soaps.
Anna
June 27th, 2007 11:58 AM
McDreamy: "So you are the sister I haven't shagged yet?"
Meredith: Get this baby out of me safely and you can have whatever you want.
June 29th, 2007 9:19 PM
ok so dr mcstacci don't use shit that was between meredith and derek cuz he doesnt say shit like that to lexi ok ok.
June 29th, 2007 8:37 PM
Derek: Sorry, I don't date 6 year olds.
Lexi: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm now the perfect 12 year old!
ps. I HATE LEXI GREY x398493849839384398483948343894 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 29th, 2007 6:18 PM
Derek: (thoughts) Hmmmm, I wonder if Meredith would be up for a threesome.......
June 29th, 2007 6:14 PM
Derek: (thinking) Wow, at first I thought it was the beer goggles, but now that I've sobered up, she really DOES look like Meredith! Oh crap- did I somehow sleep with her?
Lexie: (thinking) Meredith's right, he DOES have gorgeous hair but does he have to wear a hairnet to bed?
June 29th, 2007 5:15 PM
Let's see who can make the best flirty smile.
June 29th, 2007 3:32 PM
Let's see, how can we piss off the most viewers this season...
June 29th, 2007 11:05 AM
Derek: Hey there, cutie. What's your name?
Lex: Satan, Prince of Darkness
Derek: Oh, so you're Lexie.
June 29th, 2007 5:53 AM
Lexi: I'm going to bed... you coming?
Derek: Ok... hold on, is there anything I should know about you?
Lexi: What do you mean?
Derek: Like... i don't know, bad morning breath? Stubble? Bed hogging? Syphilis?
Lexi: Hmm... well lets see, I snore...
Derek: Ok forget about it, see ya later!
June 29th, 2007 5:45 AM
Derek: Would it be better if we slept together before Meredith and I get married or after?
Lexi: Either way Christmases and New Years are gonna be awkward!
June 29th, 2007 5:42 AM
Lexi: Stop looking at me!
Derek: I am not looking at you.
Lexi: You are looking at me and you watch me, and i can't beathe with you looking at me like that so just stop!
Derek: Can't we just skip to the kissing and the mcnasty nasty already?!
June 28th, 2007 10:50 PM
"I'm gonna be honest; I can deal with the speaking in toungues, the levitating bed, even when you twist your head completely around, but the projectile vomitting is just too much. Goodbye, Lexie."
"I'm sorry you feel that way, Derek"
[Lexie's eyes glow red and Derek throws himself down the stairs and dies]
June 28th, 2007 9:56 PM
Derek: Hi.
Lexie: Hi.
Derek: What's your story?
::awkward silence::
Derek: Ah, you're ignoring me. You shouldn't do that.
Lexie: Why's that?
Derek: Because you have to get to know me to love me. But then you'll find out that I didn't tell my girlfriend about my wife, returned to my wife only to cheat on her with said ex-girlfriend, and then divorced my wife to get back together with my ex-girlfriend who I claim is the love of my life and that I'm her knight-in-shining-whatever who will always show up, but then I'll flirt with you, not show up for my girlfriend, and yell at her for breathing on her own.
Lexie: Um, okay. That was the worst pick-up line ever.
June 28th, 2007 9:04 PM
Derek: Welcome to the Dirty Mistresses club. Who Would you like to sleep with first?
June 28th, 2007 8:34 PM
Short and to the point.. My entry is "Uh Oh"
June 28th, 2007 7:46 PM
Lexie: I don't have a story. I'm just a girl in a bar.
Derek: Wow.. I'm getting a sense of deja vu.
June 28th, 2007 4:12 PM
Lexie: Hi, I'm Lexie!
Derek: I'm Derek
Lexie: I heard this is what my step sister did before her first day at the hospital. She came hear, got drunk, slept with a guy and found out he was her boss next day at work!
Derek: Do you play on doing the same?
Lexie: I don't know? Are you up for it?
June 28th, 2007 2:42 PM
McDreamy: "You have a McBoogie hanging out of your right nostril!"
June 28th, 2007 11:13 AM
Derek (singing):
You, you remind me of a love that I once knew
Is it a dream or is it deja vu
I just had to let you know
So i had to sing it
Cause for you baby I don't know
Lexie: Wow! Impressive!
Derek: (smiling) My singing?
Lexie: No, the fact that you know a Mary J. Blige song. I thought you were too old…way too old.
June 28th, 2007 10:55 AM
Lexie:Am I the first girl you've met in this bar?
Derek:Nah. I met your half sister here. I slept with her and didn't tell her I was married and then left her for my wife and called her a whore then got back together with her, saved her from drowning and now I'm flirting with you while I should be with her.
Lexie: Gee. You sound like a great guy.
June 28th, 2007 8:33 AM
Derek:Welcome to the Emerald City Bar, also known as The International House of Whores,Dirty Ex-Mistresses,Passive Agressive Queens, and a handful of sexy doctors and McMan candy.Oh, don't worry you'll fit right in.
June 27th, 2007 6:51 PM
McDreamy: two questions: are you old enough to be in the bar and do you work at the hospital?
Lexi: two answers: yes of course and you must be my new boss.. my sister met her boss in the same way.
McDreamy: oh really... who's your sister?
Lexi: Meredith Grey.
McDreamy: *beer squirts out his nose*
June 27th, 2007 3:13 PM
Derek (thinking) : OMG ... Meredith is soooo gonna kill me ...
June 27th, 2007 2:52 PM
Deja vomit!
June 27th, 2007 2:10 PM
This is the moment in the series where Rhimes knew she'd just scored that sweet spot next to the other daytime soaps.
June 27th, 2007 11:58 AM
McDreamy: "So you are the sister I haven't shagged yet?"