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lexi: i am a dirty whore
mcdreamy: thats interseting

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ok so dr mcstacci don't use shit that was between meredith and derek cuz he doesnt say shit like that to lexi ok ok.

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Derek: Sorry, I don't date 6 year olds.
Lexi: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm now the perfect 12 year old!

ps. I HATE LEXI GREY x398493849839384398483948343894 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Derek: (thoughts) Hmmmm, I wonder if Meredith would be up for a threesome.......

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Derek: (thinking) Wow, at first I thought it was the beer goggles, but now that I've sobered up, she really DOES look like Meredith! Oh crap- did I somehow sleep with her?
Lexie: (thinking) Meredith's right, he DOES have gorgeous hair but does he have to wear a hairnet to bed?

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Let's see who can make the best flirty smile.

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Let's see, how can we piss off the most viewers this season...

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Derek: Hey there, cutie. What's your name?
Lex: Satan, Prince of Darkness
Derek: Oh, so you're Lexie.

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Lexi: I'm going to bed... you coming?
Derek: Ok... hold on, is there anything I should know about you?
Lexi: What do you mean?
Derek: Like... i don't know, bad morning breath? Stubble? Bed hogging? Syphilis?
Lexi: Hmm... well lets see, I snore...
Derek: Ok forget about it, see ya later!

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Derek: Would it be better if we slept together before Meredith and I get married or after?
Lexi: Either way Christmases and New Years are gonna be awkward!




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