Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXI

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This edition of the Insider's entertaining and challenging Monday Caption Contest, the 61st, proved controversial and entertaining.

We enjoyed the captions by greysanatomystuff, hot4dempsey, katie, tets, Kim, Dr. McAwesome and AntiLexieClub (great name). But with a need to choose but one winner, we picked Lolly. This three-word caption seems to encompass the mood of our respondents, and made us laugh, too.

Congratulations! The winning reply appears beneath the image. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received regarding the photo.

As always, thank you for making us the top Grey's Anatomy site on the web. No more Lexie Grey caption contests this summer, we promise. We are grateful for your visits, and wish you the best of luck this week!

This week's Caption Contest image:

Derek & Lexie Grey

"A Prostitute?! Really?!"

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Lexi: Stop looking at me!
Derek: I am not looking at you.
Lexi: You are looking at me and you watch me, and i can't beathe with you looking at me like that so just stop!
Derek: Can't we just skip to the kissing and the mcnasty nasty already?!


"I'm gonna be honest; I can deal with the speaking in toungues, the levitating bed, even when you twist your head completely around, but the projectile vomitting is just too much. Goodbye, Lexie." "I'm sorry you feel that way, Derek" [Lexie's eyes glow red and Derek throws himself down the stairs and dies]


Derek: Hi. Lexie: Hi. Derek: What's your story? ::awkward silence:: Derek: Ah, you're ignoring me. You shouldn't do that. Lexie: Why's that? Derek: Because you have to get to know me to love me. But then you'll find out that I didn't tell my girlfriend about my wife, returned to my wife only to cheat on her with said ex-girlfriend, and then divorced my wife to get back together with my ex-girlfriend who I claim is the love of my life and that I'm her knight-in-shining-whatever who will always show up, but then I'll flirt with you, not show up for my girlfriend, and yell at her for breathing on her own. Lexie: Um, okay. That was the worst pick-up line ever.


Derek: Welcome to the Dirty Mistresses club. Who Would you like to sleep with first?


Short and to the point.. My entry is "Uh Oh"


Lexie: I don't have a story. I'm just a girl in a bar.
Derek: Wow.. I'm getting a sense of deja vu.


Lexie: Hi, I'm Lexie!
Derek: I'm Derek
Lexie: I heard this is what my step sister did before her first day at the hospital. She came hear, got drunk, slept with a guy and found out he was her boss next day at work!
Derek: Do you play on doing the same?
Lexie: I don't know? Are you up for it?


McDreamy: "You have a McBoogie hanging out of your right nostril!"


Derek (singing):
You, you remind me of a love that I once knew
Is it a dream or is it deja vu
I just had to let you know
So i had to sing it
Cause for you baby I don't know Lexie: Wow! Impressive! Derek: (smiling) My singing? Lexie: No, the fact that you know a Mary J. Blige song. I thought you were too old…way too old.


Lexie:Am I the first girl you've met in this bar?
Derek:Nah. I met your half sister here. I slept with her and didn't tell her I was married and then left her for my wife and called her a whore then got back together with her, saved her from drowning and now I'm flirting with you while I should be with her.
Lexie: Gee. You sound like a great guy.

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