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Arizona: We really are camping.
July 29th, 2007 4:35 AM
mer: mark stop asking people if they want your pickle its weird...
July 28th, 2007 10:42 PM
Meredith: "I disagree! I thinks the professor had a thing for Ginger AND Maryann!"
July 28th, 2007 6:53 PM
"They do have Rehab for your Sex Addiction.Oh, and if you check yourself in you might see Lindsay or Paris or Nicole or Britney. Oh you might even see Isaiah"
July 28th, 2007 2:32 PM
Ellen- Seriously i really don't think Kate should have her own show.
July 27th, 2007 10:47 PM
Mark: Hey Meredith, wanna go to McDonald's with me later?
Meredith: Mark, I don't need McNuggets right now-- I need my McDreamy!
July 27th, 2007 7:29 PM
Mark:"I'm Thinking of a number between 450 and 850. Do you know what it is? Its my credit score and happens to be 720."
Meredtih[singing]:"Freeeee Credit Report Dot Com."
July 27th, 2007 6:07 PM
McSteamy: Oh no...I can't control my erection. :-/
Meredith: You ARE a manwhore.
July 27th, 2007 4:28 PM
McSteamy: You left your panties in the patient? You couldn't leave a sponge or retractor like a normal irresponsible surgeon?
Merideth: Well, losing panties is sort of my thing.
July 27th, 2007 12:57 PM
Mark: I'm craving a bone dry capuccino given to me by a hot dirty mistress. Why don't you go get me one.
Meredith: No, go get yourself one. You have legs to get you there and hands to carry it with.
Mark: My hands are too good.
Meredith: What is that supposed to mean? That my hands aren't good or something?
Mark: No, I um didn't mean it um that um way. UGH!!! I screwed up again didn't I?
Meredith: What do you think Mr. Bone Dry Capuccino? DUH! I hate you.
July 27th, 2007 1:22 AM
Meredith: One time, at band camp....
July 27th, 2007 12:02 AM
Meredith: "what are you doing? we've been standing here like this for at least half and hour, and I'm pretty sure this guy's about to die, yet you can't seem to stop staring at me."
Mark: "you've got this huge zit on your nose."
July 26th, 2007 11:24 PM
Mark: Ha! You blinked! I won!
Meredith: Nuh-uh!
Mark: Uh, yeah-huh.
Meredith: Whatever, at least I can have sex whenever I want.
July 26th, 2007 11:21 PM
Mark: I can't believe I didn't get nominated for an Emmy! What are people thinking?! Has everyone lost their minds?
Meredith: I think the only one that has lost his mind is, ummm let me think, you. Why are you so concieted? Can't you think of someone else for a change?
Mark: You're right. So you do want to get me a bone dry cappuccino?
Meredith: SERIOUSLY!? You have go to be kidding me!
Mark: Actually, I'm not. Hey, I THOUGHT ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN MYSELF getting it, didn't I?
Meredith: You are so arrogant! Here's an idea... disappear
July 26th, 2007 11:17 PM
Meredith: you know what...now i really don't like you.
Mark: what did i do?
Meredith: i was dead and you were making bets with allison about how long you wont have sex! i was DEAD!
Mark: well technically you were alive when we made our deal and it is allison...
July 26th, 2007 10:23 PM
Meredith: "My Harry Potter book is missing 33 pages!"
Mark: "Well, you know what I like to do, just continue where we left off."
Meredith: "What is it with you men and your need to dirty everything up?"
July 26th, 2007 8:10 PM
Mark: Mer...
Meredith: No means no Mark.
July 26th, 2007 7:21 PM
*Hospital Heaven*
Meredith: Sorry, your not exactly the first person i wanted to see. [bottle of Tequila appears]
July 26th, 2007 3:54 PM
Mark: I'm depressed. Addison left me for a spinoff in L.A.
Meredith: It's ok. Derek met a girl in a bar.
Mark: Who's the dirty mistress now?
July 26th, 2007 2:24 PM
Meredith: "You do not get to call me ordinary."
Mark: "But you were, I mean, I've had better. Now I know why your last name is Grey. I'll have to work on your sister though, and then I'll know for sure."
Meredith: "Well at least I didn't cry this time."
July 26th, 2007 10:43 AM
Meredith: You never told me you let Alex join the Dirty Mistress Club!
Mark: Well, I thought it was kind of a give-in.
July 26th, 2007 10:19 AM
MARK: "Hi. I… I know I'm a world-renowned surgeon, and… I know I'm not a lot of things you've gone for in the past. I know that. But… I would never leave you. I would never hurt you. And I will never stop loving you."
MEREDITH: "Seriously? Seriously! I've heard all of this crap before from George...and it turned out to be the worst sexual experience of my life!"
July 26th, 2007 9:47 AM
*correction*
Meredith: You. Me. In a bed? Never gonna happen.
Mark: Since when is that YOUR decision! You can't put words in your mouth! You're just an actress! You're at mercy to the writers! Now, lucky for me, I slipped Shonda a couple bucks.
July 26th, 2007 9:45 AM
Meredith: He died? Did you check his pulse?
Mark: I know how to count to zero!!
July 26th, 2007 9:43 AM
Meredith: You. Me. In a bed? Never gonna happen.
Mark: Since when is that YOUR decision! You can't put words in your mouth! Your just an actress! You're at mercy to the writers! Now, lucky for me, I slipped Shonda a couple bucks.
July 26th, 2007 7:49 AM
Mer: "......and then I find out he's married, and then later we get back together, and then he saves me from drowing, and then my mother dies, and then my father slaps me, and then my best friend gets dumped at the altar...and that brings me to now..... so, how are YOU?"
Mark: "Dude, forget I asked!"