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July 25th, 2007 11:13 PM
Mark: I heard you gave me the name Dr. McSteamy. I like it. I must turn you on. Do I turn you on?
Meredith: Heavens NO you don't turn me on. You know what turns me on?! Derek. Derek turns me on.
Mark: Whatever. So this is what I'm thinking... you come to my place tonight. You'll forget about Derek and I'll... well I'll turn you on.
Meredith: So THIS IS WHAT I'M THINKING... You're an idiot. You're a stupid idiot and you'll never turn me on because the only one that turns me on is Derek, the love of my life. So, get out of my way and go find a place to hide your ego because for your information, no one around here likes your ego.
Mark: You turn me on.
Meredith: SERIOUSLY! SERIOUSLY!!
July 25th, 2007 9:07 PM
Meredith: Pick me, choose me, love me...
Mark: Huh?
Meredith: Do you know how many times did I say that? Why it never works?
July 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Meredith: She has my McDreamy, and my McLife!
Mark: Who are we talking about here? Addison or Lexie?
July 25th, 2007 8:58 PM
Meredith: Go to Joe's and find the slut with short brown hair. Buy her a drink, and sleep with her. Then tell her that you are her new boss.
Mark: Ok, but who is this mystery girl? You obviously have something against her.
Meredith: My half-sister Lexie.
July 25th, 2007 8:46 PM
Mark: You know that I'm the best plastic surgeon there is.
Meredith: Yes, but you are also an an arrogant man-hor who has slept with half of this hospital.
July 25th, 2007 5:44 PM
Mark: So, I hear you like McDonald's. Wanna go for a bite after work?
Meredith: Seriously? I don't need a McDreamy, a McSteamy, or a McCreamy. I need a McFreeMe before I McScreamy!
July 25th, 2007 3:11 PM
Mark: Hi. I… I know I'm a world-renowned surgeon, and… I know I'm not a lot of things you've gone for in the past. I know that. But… I would never leave you. I would never hurt you. And I will never stop loving you.
Meredith: Okay, first of all, you ARE a world-renowned surgeon, and second of all, WHAT are you DOING?
Mark: Hey, it worked for George! I figured it was worth a shot.
Meredith: Whatever.
July 25th, 2007 2:15 PM
Meredith: Stop! Stop looking at me like that... I have McDreamy.
Mark: Let's just go do the McNasty...
July 25th, 2007 1:23 PM
Mark: Look, Merideth, all I'm asking for is a bone dry cappuccino and a blueberry scone.
Merideth: Jesus Mark, for the last time, I'm not one of your interns.
Mark: Fine, see how many of my surgeries you scrub in on.
July 25th, 2007 11:08 AM
Meredith: "You don't have to do this. You don't have to transfer to Mercy West."
Mark: "Yeah, I do. I have to - I want you too bad and you keep turning me down."
July 25th, 2007 9:41 AM
Meredith: Do I really look like Addison? Seriously?
July 25th, 2007 9:40 AM
Mark: You're hot
Meredith: Are you going to just let that patient die out there on the table?
Mark; You're even more hot when you are annoyed
July 25th, 2007 9:37 AM
Meredith: Manwhore!
Mark: Dirty Mistress!
Meredith: whatever.
July 25th, 2007 9:13 AM
Mark: You blinked. I win!
Meredith: I did not blink.
Mark: I saw you! I can't believe you're trying to cheat at a staring contest, Meredith. That's kinda pathetic.
Meredith: At least I didn't cheat on my best friend by sleeping with his wife. That's kinda pathetic, Mark.
Mark: Touché.
July 25th, 2007 1:10 AM
McSteamy:... I think for a staring contest to be official, we have to be sitting.
Meredith: Shut up manwhore.
July 25th, 2007 12:58 AM
Mark: First person to sleep with the most people will be president of the dirty ex-mistresses club.
Meredith: You're on!
July 24th, 2007 11:35 PM
Mark: Come on Meredith... let's do it...
Maredith: I told you Mark, you don't have the "McDreamy's" hairstyle... so, don't bother...
July 24th, 2007 7:48 PM
MARK: "Hi. I... I know I'm a world-renowned surgeon, and... I know I'm not a lot of things you've gone for in the past. I know that. But... I would never leave you. I would never hurt you. And I will never stop loving you."
MEREDITH: "Seriously? Seriously! I have heard all of this mccrap from Geroge and it didn't turn out mcgreat!!"
July 24th, 2007 7:44 PM
Mer: Stop looking at me like that!
Mark: Like what?
Mer: Like you've seen me naked.
July 24th, 2007 5:06 PM
Meredith: I´m freaking out, here! If he dies, I´m going to kill her with my own bare hands!
Mark: Wow, you´re scaring me. J K Rowling must be shaking with fear, right now.
July 24th, 2007 4:46 PM
Mark: I think its about time we finally have that super secret silent sunset meeting of the dirty ex-misstresses club.
Meredith: Okay. OKAY. But I'm keeping my legs closed this time. I don't need to get involved anymore in this derek/addison/mark thing than I already have.
July 24th, 2007 4:42 PM
Mark: He's going to die.
Meredith: No he's not.
Mark: Yeah, he is.
Meredith: For the last time, Harry Potter is not going to die!
July 24th, 2007 4:09 PM
MEREDITH: Hey did you hear they made a reference to this show on Greek last week? A girl told a guy he had to win his girlfriend back by being McDreamy, not McSteamy. That means you're not sweet. You're a man whore! Mark, are you listening?
MARK: Haha you said Greek Last Week. That rhymes!
July 24th, 2007 3:23 PM
Mark: NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!! HAHAHA. YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE? MEREDITH WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH ME! HAHA
July 24th, 2007 3:09 PM
Mark: And then, she procedes to say that the towel made my butt look big! I mean, I answered her dang booty call, she could at least be nice to me!!
Meredith: (Thinking) You poor, poor man whore