Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXV

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Another edition of our Caption Contest (the 65th) proved to be a good one. With over 100 responses to choose from, we had out hands full.

There were many worthy contenders. Kim (like the Harry Potter reference) Grey's Addict, kdborg and Dinofigg all made us laugh. In the end, though, we went with Caity. Congratulations! We love the imagery of Mark Sloan, official hospital gossip. The winning reply appears beneath the picture. Scroll down to read all the ones sent in!

Thank you to all for participating and for making the Insider the #1 Grey's Anatomy site on the web. Good luck this week! Visit us for news, videos, pics, quotes, This week's Caption Contest image:


Mark: "I hear we have another intern to induct into the dirty ex-mistresses club."

Meredith: "What? Who?"

Mark: "Izzie Stevens. She slept with George and then told him she loved him the day of the wedding. But George doesn't know what to do because Callie wants kids and told him that same day. And to top it all off, he failed his boards."

Meredith: "Hmm... she does need to join the club. How do you always know all the good gossip by the way?"

Mark: "It pays to have all of the nurses think you're gorgeous."

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Meredith: You never told me you let Alex join the Dirty Mistress Club! Mark: Well, I thought it was kind of a give-in.


MARK: "Hi. I… I know I'm a world-renowned surgeon, and… I know I'm not a lot of things you've gone for in the past. I know that. But… I would never leave you. I would never hurt you. And I will never stop loving you." MEREDITH: "Seriously? Seriously! I've heard all of this crap before from George...and it turned out to be the worst sexual experience of my life!"


Meredith: You. Me. In a bed? Never gonna happen. Mark: Since when is that YOUR decision! You can't put words in your mouth! You're just an actress! You're at mercy to the writers! Now, lucky for me, I slipped Shonda a couple bucks.


Meredith: He died? Did you check his pulse? Mark: I know how to count to zero!!


Meredith: You. Me. In a bed? Never gonna happen. Mark: Since when is that YOUR decision! You can't put words in your mouth! Your just an actress! You're at mercy to the writers! Now, lucky for me, I slipped Shonda a couple bucks.


Mer: "......and then I find out he's married, and then later we get back together, and then he saves me from drowing, and then my mother dies, and then my father slaps me, and then my best friend gets dumped at the altar...and that brings me to now..... so, how are YOU?"
Mark: "Dude, forget I asked!"


Mark: I heard you gave me the name Dr. McSteamy. I like it. I must turn you on. Do I turn you on? Meredith: Heavens NO you don't turn me on. You know what turns me on?! Derek. Derek turns me on. Mark: Whatever. So this is what I'm thinking... you come to my place tonight. You'll forget about Derek and I'll... well I'll turn you on. Meredith: So THIS IS WHAT I'M THINKING... You're an idiot. You're a stupid idiot and you'll never turn me on because the only one that turns me on is Derek, the love of my life. So, get out of my way and go find a place to hide your ego because for your information, no one around here likes your ego. Mark: You turn me on. Meredith: SERIOUSLY! SERIOUSLY!!


Meredith: Pick me, choose me, love me... Mark: Huh? Meredith: Do you know how many times did I say that? Why it never works?


Meredith: She has my McDreamy, and my McLife!
Mark: Who are we talking about here? Addison or Lexie?


Meredith: Go to Joe's and find the slut with short brown hair. Buy her a drink, and sleep with her. Then tell her that you are her new boss.
Mark: Ok, but who is this mystery girl? You obviously have something against her.
Meredith: My half-sister Lexie.

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.


Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.