Mark: Betcha I can read the new Harry Potter book faster than you can!
Meredith: You're on!
Angie
July 24th, 2007 2:55 PM
Mer: For the final time Mark, I will not sleep with you. Why would I want McSteamy when I can have McDreamy? Seriously?
Mark: come on, just once... well it won't be just once because you'll want more, lots more.
Mer: Why don't you go for Lexie. she looks easy and .. hey... how much do you want to sleep with her, woo her off her freakin feet and get her out of freakin Seattle? It would almost be kinda like sleeping with me... well half of me anyway.
Mark: hmmm...
missKAIT
July 24th, 2007 1:51 PM
Meredith: "Addison did what to your pickle?"
Mark: "I know, I know. . . It was horrible. My pickle will never be the same again."
Kimeree
July 24th, 2007 1:34 PM
Meredith: How many times do I have to tell you Mark? The McSteamy face does NOT work on me. I'm immune!!! (pause) Seriously!!!
McCritic
July 24th, 2007 12:40 PM
And I say light blue is sexier!
McSatan
July 24th, 2007 10:34 AM
Meredith: Stop looking at me like that!
Mark: Like what?
Meredith: Like you haven't seen me naked.
Caity
July 24th, 2007 9:17 AM
Mark: I hear we have another intern to induct into the dirty ex-mistresses club...
Meredith: what? who?
Mark: Izzie Stevens. She slept with George and then told him she loved him the day of the wedding. But George doesn't know what to do because Callie wants kids and told him that the same day. AND to top it all off, he failed his boards.
Meredith: hmm... she does need to join the club. How do you ALWAYS know all of the good gossip by the way?
Mark: It pays to have all of the nurses think your gorgeous.
lilkatie79
July 24th, 2007 9:07 AM
One more for now -
Mark: "I want to wear the dress, Meredith. I'm ready. And, and maybe I didn't want to before. But I want to now. I really think I want this."
Meredith: "I really wish you didn't think. I wish that you knew."
Meredith: "Now, do you want to wear the toilet paper veil, too, or just the dress?"
lilkatie79
July 24th, 2007 9:04 AM
Mark: "No, really, look at my ears, I'm turning into an elf - the hottest elf you've ever seen - but an elf nonetheless."
Meredith: "Seriously? Seriously!"
GFL
July 24th, 2007 8:39 AM
McSteamy: "Come on, Meredith. You're hurting over Derek. I'm hurting over Addison. It's only natural we do the nasty and hurt them too"
Meredith: "Read my lips, Mark... [without voice] Meet - me - at - the - suppy - room..."
Debs
July 24th, 2007 8:39 AM
Made a few mistakes with my last entry.
Meredith Why would i sleep with a BOY like YOU?. When i´m sleeping with a REAL MAN like DEREK.
McSteamy you can´t blame a guy for tryin.
Meredith I mean SERIOUSLY DO I LOOK LIKE ADDISON TO YOU?.
Gabriela
July 24th, 2007 8:37 AM
McSteamy: [soft, hypnotic voice] "Look at me, Meredith... Look at my blue eyes... my strong chin... picture my rock-hard abs... Come on, let's get lost together"
Meredith: "Sorry... you lost me at rock-hard..."
EliseR
July 24th, 2007 8:17 AM
...and NO, I don't want your pickle either. Get over it.
Dempsey is DREAMY
July 24th, 2007 7:52 AM
Mark:[singing]"Stop me, oh, stop me.Stop me if you think that you've Heard this one before"
Meredith:Oh, I think i've heard this one before.
Kayla
July 24th, 2007 7:02 AM
Meredith: "For the last time Mark, no i will not sleep with you. Get over it!"
Mark: "But your the only girlfriend Derek had that I didn't slept with!"
Meredith: "I like you Sloan, But I will not sleep with you, I'm sorry."
[Meredith walks out]
Mark: "A try well done, hmm wheres Nurse Olivia?"
MCCHARMS
July 24th, 2007 1:49 AM
MER: WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SLEEP WITH LEXIE
MARK: WHY?
MER: CAUSE THEN I KNOW MCDREAMY WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH HER
MARK: IM CAPABLE OF A LOT OF THINGS, BUT SLEEPING WITH BAR SLUTS, JUST CANT DO IT!!
where's my mcdreamy?
July 23rd, 2007 10:01 PM
Come on, you and me, linen closet. It'll be great. The dirty ex-mistress and the man whore together at last!
go away lexi grey
July 23rd, 2007 9:18 PM
this is random but is mcwateva and mcjay british cuz they both use british terminology i.e. boody and snogging
McWateva
July 23rd, 2007 8:54 PM
Meredith: Ok! Whatever you do, don't turn!
Mark: I know. Addison is snogging Alex.
Meredith: You know????? Seriously?
Mark: I know everything. But do you know everything?
Meredith: Of course I know everything. This is my show, remember?
Mark. Well, do you know that Derek is snogging your half sister behind you right now?
Merdith: What?!!!! Where???!! That little piece of Mc****!
McJay
July 23rd, 2007 8:46 PM
Mark: Hey! I thought you were McDead?!
Mer: Yea! Tell me about it! Damn Derek had to McFrigging McSave me... Now I gotta bloody McLive!
Mark: Well... Since you are already back to breathing and all, why don't we finish what we started... Some McSteamy McSex? *winks
Mer: Seriously? I would rather McDrown all over again...
Mer's better than lexi
July 23rd, 2007 7:55 PM
Meredith: you can give me that sad, puppy-dog face all you want but i am NOT getting you coffee just so i can scrub into a surgery.
Mark: thats not what i was going to suggest...
Meredith (interupting): i'm not sleeping with you either! but i hear my sister is interning here next season...if you sleep with her it keeps her and derek apart. go find a brunette named Lexi Grey.
Mark: hmm...another sexy docter i can steal from derek? sounds like a plan!
McDreamy'sSusan
July 23rd, 2007 6:32 PM
Mer:" What do you mean, you have a "thing" for ferry boats too?"
Mark: (thinking) Actually I have a thing for any girl of Derek's, but let's go with ferryboats cause it sounds better.....
McDreamy'sSusan
July 23rd, 2007 6:30 PM
Mer: "Mark, for the last time, get it right! YOU are the man-whore and I'M the dirty mistress!"
iReNe.M
July 23rd, 2007 5:04 PM
Mark: "Can I Be Your Penis Fish?"
Meredith: "Seriously?"
Mark: "Seriously. It's Bright and Shinny."
Meredith: "Seriously, NO. I'm with Derek remember."
Mark: "Oh yeah...So seriously no?"
greysky
July 23rd, 2007 4:17 PM
Meredith: Well I think we should be called Adulterous Whores!
Mark: Dirty Mistresses!
Meredith: Adulterous Whores!
Mark: Oh, lets just compromise and be the Dirty Whorey Adulterous Mistresses.
Meredith: Say that 5 times fast.
Mark: You ARE the perfect 12 year-old.
July 24th, 2007 2:55 PM
Mark: Betcha I can read the new Harry Potter book faster than you can!
Meredith: You're on!
July 24th, 2007 2:55 PM
Mer: For the final time Mark, I will not sleep with you. Why would I want McSteamy when I can have McDreamy? Seriously?
Mark: come on, just once... well it won't be just once because you'll want more, lots more.
Mer: Why don't you go for Lexie. she looks easy and .. hey... how much do you want to sleep with her, woo her off her freakin feet and get her out of freakin Seattle? It would almost be kinda like sleeping with me... well half of me anyway.
Mark: hmmm...
July 24th, 2007 1:51 PM
Meredith: "Addison did what to your pickle?"
Mark: "I know, I know. . . It was horrible. My pickle will never be the same again."
July 24th, 2007 1:34 PM
Meredith: How many times do I have to tell you Mark? The McSteamy face does NOT work on me. I'm immune!!! (pause) Seriously!!!
July 24th, 2007 12:40 PM
And I say light blue is sexier!
July 24th, 2007 10:34 AM
Meredith: Stop looking at me like that!
Mark: Like what?
Meredith: Like you haven't seen me naked.
July 24th, 2007 9:17 AM
Mark: I hear we have another intern to induct into the dirty ex-mistresses club...
Meredith: what? who?
Mark: Izzie Stevens. She slept with George and then told him she loved him the day of the wedding. But George doesn't know what to do because Callie wants kids and told him that the same day. AND to top it all off, he failed his boards.
Meredith: hmm... she does need to join the club. How do you ALWAYS know all of the good gossip by the way?
Mark: It pays to have all of the nurses think your gorgeous.
July 24th, 2007 9:07 AM
One more for now -
Mark: "I want to wear the dress, Meredith. I'm ready. And, and maybe I didn't want to before. But I want to now. I really think I want this."
Meredith: "I really wish you didn't think. I wish that you knew."
Meredith: "Now, do you want to wear the toilet paper veil, too, or just the dress?"
July 24th, 2007 9:04 AM
Mark: "No, really, look at my ears, I'm turning into an elf - the hottest elf you've ever seen - but an elf nonetheless."
Meredith: "Seriously? Seriously!"
July 24th, 2007 8:39 AM
McSteamy: "Come on, Meredith. You're hurting over Derek. I'm hurting over Addison. It's only natural we do the nasty and hurt them too"
Meredith: "Read my lips, Mark... [without voice] Meet - me - at - the - suppy - room..."
July 24th, 2007 8:39 AM
Made a few mistakes with my last entry.
Meredith Why would i sleep with a BOY like YOU?. When i´m sleeping with a REAL MAN like DEREK.
McSteamy you can´t blame a guy for tryin.
Meredith I mean SERIOUSLY DO I LOOK LIKE ADDISON TO YOU?.
July 24th, 2007 8:37 AM
McSteamy: [soft, hypnotic voice] "Look at me, Meredith... Look at my blue eyes... my strong chin... picture my rock-hard abs... Come on, let's get lost together"
Meredith: "Sorry... you lost me at rock-hard..."
July 24th, 2007 8:17 AM
...and NO, I don't want your pickle either. Get over it.
July 24th, 2007 7:52 AM
Mark:[singing]"Stop me, oh, stop me.Stop me if you think that you've Heard this one before"
Meredith:Oh, I think i've heard this one before.
July 24th, 2007 7:02 AM
Meredith: "For the last time Mark, no i will not sleep with you. Get over it!"
Mark: "But your the only girlfriend Derek had that I didn't slept with!"
Meredith: "I like you Sloan, But I will not sleep with you, I'm sorry."
[Meredith walks out]
Mark: "A try well done, hmm wheres Nurse Olivia?"
July 24th, 2007 1:49 AM
MER: WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SLEEP WITH LEXIE
MARK: WHY?
MER: CAUSE THEN I KNOW MCDREAMY WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH HER
MARK: IM CAPABLE OF A LOT OF THINGS, BUT SLEEPING WITH BAR SLUTS, JUST CANT DO IT!!
July 23rd, 2007 10:01 PM
Come on, you and me, linen closet. It'll be great. The dirty ex-mistress and the man whore together at last!
July 23rd, 2007 9:18 PM
this is random but is mcwateva and mcjay british cuz they both use british terminology i.e. boody and snogging
July 23rd, 2007 8:54 PM
Meredith: Ok! Whatever you do, don't turn!
Mark: I know. Addison is snogging Alex.
Meredith: You know????? Seriously?
Mark: I know everything. But do you know everything?
Meredith: Of course I know everything. This is my show, remember?
Mark. Well, do you know that Derek is snogging your half sister behind you right now?
Merdith: What?!!!! Where???!! That little piece of Mc****!
July 23rd, 2007 8:46 PM
Mark: Hey! I thought you were McDead?!
Mer: Yea! Tell me about it! Damn Derek had to McFrigging McSave me... Now I gotta bloody McLive!
Mark: Well... Since you are already back to breathing and all, why don't we finish what we started... Some McSteamy McSex? *winks
Mer: Seriously? I would rather McDrown all over again...
July 23rd, 2007 7:55 PM
Meredith: you can give me that sad, puppy-dog face all you want but i am NOT getting you coffee just so i can scrub into a surgery.
Mark: thats not what i was going to suggest...
Meredith (interupting): i'm not sleeping with you either! but i hear my sister is interning here next season...if you sleep with her it keeps her and derek apart. go find a brunette named Lexi Grey.
Mark: hmm...another sexy docter i can steal from derek? sounds like a plan!
July 23rd, 2007 6:32 PM
Mer:" What do you mean, you have a "thing" for ferry boats too?"
Mark: (thinking) Actually I have a thing for any girl of Derek's, but let's go with ferryboats cause it sounds better.....
July 23rd, 2007 6:30 PM
Mer: "Mark, for the last time, get it right! YOU are the man-whore and I'M the dirty mistress!"
July 23rd, 2007 5:04 PM
Mark: "Can I Be Your Penis Fish?"
Meredith: "Seriously?"
Mark: "Seriously. It's Bright and Shinny."
Meredith: "Seriously, NO. I'm with Derek remember."
Mark: "Oh yeah...So seriously no?"
July 23rd, 2007 4:17 PM
Meredith: Well I think we should be called Adulterous Whores!
Mark: Dirty Mistresses!
Meredith: Adulterous Whores!
Mark: Oh, lets just compromise and be the Dirty Whorey Adulterous Mistresses.
Meredith: Say that 5 times fast.
Mark: You ARE the perfect 12 year-old.