Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXV > Comments Page 4
Mark: Betcha I can read the new Harry Potter book faster than you can!
Meredith: You're on!
Mer: For the final time Mark, I will not sleep with you. Why would I want McSteamy when I can have McDreamy? Seriously?
Mark: come on, just once... well it won't be just once because you'll want more, lots more.
Mer: Why don't you go for Lexie. she looks easy and .. hey... how much do you want to sleep with her, woo her off her freakin feet and get her out of freakin Seattle? It would almost be kinda like sleeping with me... well half of me anyway.
Meredith: "Addison did what to your pickle?"
Mark: "I know, I know. . . It was horrible. My pickle will never be the same again."
Meredith: How many times do I have to tell you Mark? The McSteamy face does NOT work on me. I'm immune!!! (pause) Seriously!!!
And I say light blue is sexier!
Meredith: Stop looking at me like that!
Mark: Like what?
Meredith: Like you haven't seen me naked.
Mark: I hear we have another intern to induct into the dirty ex-mistresses club...
Meredith: what? who?
Mark: Izzie Stevens. She slept with George and then told him she loved him the day of the wedding. But George doesn't know what to do because Callie wants kids and told him that the same day. AND to top it all off, he failed his boards.
Meredith: hmm... she does need to join the club. How do you ALWAYS know all of the good gossip by the way?
Mark: It pays to have all of the nurses think your gorgeous.
One more for now -
Mark: "I want to wear the dress, Meredith. I'm ready. And, and maybe I didn't want to before. But I want to now. I really think I want this."
Meredith: "I really wish you didn't think. I wish that you knew."
Meredith: "Now, do you want to wear the toilet paper veil, too, or just the dress?"
Mark: "No, really, look at my ears, I'm turning into an elf - the hottest elf you've ever seen - but an elf nonetheless."
Meredith: "Seriously? Seriously!"
McSteamy: "Come on, Meredith. You're hurting over Derek. I'm hurting over Addison. It's only natural we do the nasty and hurt them too"
Meredith: "Read my lips, Mark... [without voice] Meet - me - at - the - suppy - room..."
Made a few mistakes with my last entry.
Meredith Why would i sleep with a BOY like YOU?. When i´m sleeping with a REAL MAN like DEREK.
McSteamy you can´t blame a guy for tryin.
Meredith I mean SERIOUSLY DO I LOOK LIKE ADDISON TO YOU?.
McSteamy: [soft, hypnotic voice] "Look at me, Meredith... Look at my blue eyes... my strong chin... picture my rock-hard abs... Come on, let's get lost together"
Meredith: "Sorry... you lost me at rock-hard..."
...and NO, I don't want your pickle either. Get over it.
Mark:[singing]"Stop me, oh, stop me.Stop me if you think that you've Heard this one before"
Meredith:Oh, I think i've heard this one before.
Meredith: "For the last time Mark, no i will not sleep with you. Get over it!"
Mark: "But your the only girlfriend Derek had that I didn't slept with!"
Meredith: "I like you Sloan, But I will not sleep with you, I'm sorry."
[Meredith walks out]
Mark: "A try well done, hmm wheres Nurse Olivia?"
MER: WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO SLEEP WITH LEXIE
MER: CAUSE THEN I KNOW MCDREAMY WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH HER
MARK: IM CAPABLE OF A LOT OF THINGS, BUT SLEEPING WITH BAR SLUTS, JUST CANT DO IT!!
Come on, you and me, linen closet. It'll be great. The dirty ex-mistress and the man whore together at last!
this is random but is mcwateva and mcjay british cuz they both use british terminology i.e. boody and snogging
Meredith: Ok! Whatever you do, don't turn!
Mark: I know. Addison is snogging Alex.
Meredith: You know????? Seriously?
Mark: I know everything. But do you know everything?
Meredith: Of course I know everything. This is my show, remember?
Mark. Well, do you know that Derek is snogging your half sister behind you right now?
Merdith: What?!!!! Where???!! That little piece of Mc****!
Mark: Hey! I thought you were McDead?!
Mer: Yea! Tell me about it! Damn Derek had to McFrigging McSave me... Now I gotta bloody McLive!
Mark: Well... Since you are already back to breathing and all, why don't we finish what we started... Some McSteamy McSex? *winks
Mer: Seriously? I would rather McDrown all over again...
Meredith: you can give me that sad, puppy-dog face all you want but i am NOT getting you coffee just so i can scrub into a surgery.
Mark: thats not what i was going to suggest...
Meredith (interupting): i'm not sleeping with you either! but i hear my sister is interning here next season...if you sleep with her it keeps her and derek apart. go find a brunette named Lexi Grey.
Mark: hmm...another sexy docter i can steal from derek? sounds like a plan!
Mer:" What do you mean, you have a "thing" for ferry boats too?"
Mark: (thinking) Actually I have a thing for any girl of Derek's, but let's go with ferryboats cause it sounds better.....
Mer: "Mark, for the last time, get it right! YOU are the man-whore and I'M the dirty mistress!"
Mark: "Can I Be Your Penis Fish?"
Mark: "Seriously. It's Bright and Shinny."
Meredith: "Seriously, NO. I'm with Derek remember."
Mark: "Oh yeah...So seriously no?"
Meredith: Well I think we should be called Adulterous Whores!
Mark: Dirty Mistresses!
Meredith: Adulterous Whores!
Mark: Oh, lets just compromise and be the Dirty Whorey Adulterous Mistresses.
Meredith: Say that 5 times fast.
Mark: You ARE the perfect 12 year-old.
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