Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXXIV > Comments Page 2
Callie: How come you didn't page me when you delivered the baby today, George? I'll expect a fully dictated chart by the end of the night!
George: I'll get right on that, and if you need me I'll be at Izzie's.
Callie: Seirously George - I love you so much and you're so hot. You should walk around naked all the time.
George: You get that I hate you, right?
callie:*sigh* i didnt even get a nomination.
george: sorry ur boobs are just not big enough for an emmy..
Callie: So ham or eggs?
George: Erm, I've to ask Izzie about that.
Callie: What?! You did the McNasty with McHottie. You McBastard!
George: I'm leaving you for my one night stand.
George: No Lexie
Callie: George, I found your underwear pinned to the board. What's going on?
George: *some bumblings* I.. I don't know.
Callie: Soo, I don't like yor pants
George: Callie, that was so 5th grade!
Callie: George, I had a pickle with my lunch today.
Callie: George, it was Mark's pickle.
George: You pig! And this time I'm not talking about ham and eggs!
George: I was wrong Caliie, our marriage is toxic and so is your ass!
Callie: You McBastard!
Callie: "Ham or eggs?"
George:" Well, I used to be eggs, and I know you used to be ham because you were like the pig and I was just a chicken but now I realize I am the pig and am totally the ham! Yes, I am the ham!"
Callie: "Dude, what do you want for breakfast? Ham or eggs? AND DID YOU JUST CALL ME A PIG?"
Callie and George (at the same time): I have to tell you something.
Callie: Ok. Let me go first. I slept with McSteamy.
George: .... (speachless)
Callie: You know? Mark Sloan? The very hot plastic surgeon? The one who looks like a greek god?
George: Really? You sure are a lucky lady!... So? Tell me EVERYTHING!!!
George: " When you look at me that way, I just know you have dirty in your eyes- wanna get it on in the on call room?"
Callie: "No, I have DIRT trapped in my eye behind my contact- can you help me get it out?"
Callie: I'm not in love with you anymore
George: Well I was never in love with you either. I just needed another women, any women actually to help me get over Mer
callie: I've noticed that you've been paying more attention to Izzie than you have to me. And that got me thinking....
George: It got you thinking about what?
Callie: You think she's in to threesomes?
My last two comments were in reference to the songs Breathe in Breathe Out by Matt Kearny and 1234 by Feist.
Callie: One Two Three Four, tell me that you love me more. Sleepless long nights, that is what my youth was for.
George: That's the definiton of our marriage.
George: Breathe in breathe out... Callie! I'm Serious!
Callie: Are you doing anything tonight?
George: Yes, I am.
Callie: Really now? What exactly are you doing?
George: I am going to sit on the couch at Meredith's house,eat a big meatball sub with no pants on, and watch either Bionic Woman or Private Practice.
Callie: Why would you watch those shows?
George: Well, Bionic Woman has the word 'woman' in it and I'm hoping there is a pretty hot woman in it; and Addison is in Private Practice and she's already hot!
Callie: Oh, George. You are so naive! How could you think those black panties were mine? Meredith and I have totally different body shapes!
George: I don't know. I thought they were 'one size fits all.'
Callie: "George...we need to talk."
George: "Yeah, we do. Izzie and I did it once, it was a mistake, and there's nothing going on. It's over."
Callie: "Oh, I was actually going to say that I lost my panties, but......you had SEX with IZZIE?"
Callie: *deep breath* I slept with Mark Sloan.
George: This is my shocked face.
George: Ok. I'll be Addison for you IF you'll be Izzie for me.
Callie: Deal. Wait...you care more about Izzie than me?!?
George: Um...yeah...you didn't know?
George: what now?
Callie: what's with the haircut?
George: stop being so controlling. It's not like we're mar-
Callie: WHAT WERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY?
George: No one like the hair cut you gave me.
Callie: What do yyou expect me to do about it?
George: I would like you to give me a refund.
Callie: So, let me get this straight. You want me to refind your sex? The sex we had last night, you want refunded?
Callie: SERIOUSLY! You're out of your mind.
Callie: Somebody wrote on your forehead while you were asleep in the on-call room...it says, I heart the Princess Diaries?
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