Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest LXXIV > Comments Page 3
George: I slept with Izzie.
Callie: What? How could you do that to me?
George: Izzie is a model and she is stacked, I thought she would never want me but it turns out, she does.
Callie: So what does that make me?
Callie: George, you have this look on your face like you are keeping a secret from me.
George: Fine, I'll confess. I don't like the way you cut my hair. I always thought it looked weird and it never looks as good as McDreamy's.
Callie: (Crying) God, George. You don't have to be sooooo mean. If you don't appreciate what I do for you, than why don't you just go worship McDreamy like all your other friends.
George: Callie, I have to tell you something. I slept with Izzie and she is pregnant with my McBambi baby.
Caliie: Dude, I am going cage fighter on both of you!
Callie: George, you broke my vah-jay-jay and I can't have any babies.
George: *thinks* Whew!
Callie: George, say something!
George: Oh... that's fine... I still love you.
Callie: There's something I have to tell you.
George: What is it?
Callie: I slept with Izzie.
George: I want to have a baby.
George: It's just...well, Izzie washes her hands.
Callie: Get over yourself George. I'm in the mood for a pickle anyway!
Callie: I need sex okay?! I am a human being and I need it!
George: No matter how hard you beg..I'm not doing you.
Callie: George, you lie to me, you fail your exam, you do Izzie Stevens. Anything else that I don't know about my husband?
George:...I gotta go pee.
Callie: You McBastard!
George: McWhat?! I did not McScrew Izzie! Seriously!
Callie: McLiar. Seriously!
Callie: What gave you the idea that you had any right to keep this information from me?
George: It didn´t mean anything. We were drunk. I didn´t tell you about Izzie because I didn´t want to hurt you. Again.
Callie: Wait a damn minute. Izzie? You and Izzie? I knew it. You bastard! I was talking about you failing your test! I will kill you, you mark my words!
Callie: "Do I look like Izzie went I stare at you like this with my sad, puppy-dog eyes begging for you to say something, anything to me?"
George: "Actually, you kind of do."
Callie: "Izzie has my McLife and I want it back, George! Can I please just have it back, George?"
George: "What are you talking about Callie? Umm... everything is fine."
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