Private Practice Caption Contest 2

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Happy weekend, fans, and welcome to the results of the second edition of the Private Practice Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won ...

The Private Practice photo yielded a lot of quality captions, but we chose Lisa as the winner. Something very Grey's Anatomy-like about this particular entry. But we loved them all this week. Congratulations to all of you!

The winning caption appears beneath the picture. Scroll down to read the full list of replies we received. Thanks for playing the Caption Contest and for making us the #1 Private Practice source online. We appreciate your support!

Here is this week's Caption Contest image:

Dell, Sam

Dell: "I heard. About your marriage. And if there's anything you need me to do, to cheer you up, I'm around. Day or night. Night, in particular."

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Dell: Your wife isn't as good as I thought she was?
Sam: At what?
Dell: I think you know...


Dell: i can see myself on your head, its THAT shiny! Sam: *stares* I dare you to say that one more time


*back off..double f xD


Sam: Back of Man...You caked Naomi out. Now she wants me to bake for her..again. Say it loud: I´m a stupid little boy abusing my grandmothers talents to make points with my boss´ ex-wife. xD But it won´t work, she still wants my "chocolate cake"..
Dell: (thinking) Me, too xD


Dell: Dude, it´s caked out. I won´t bake any chocolate cakes, at least not for you. Sam: But I'm a strong proud bald man! Dell: Got that! *Sweet mother of chocolate.*


Private Practice Quotes

A lot of men have a joy of seeing me naked. A lot! Well, not a lot... I mean.. 8, Well... 11.


You ever been violated? Anybody rape you lately? Let me tell you what its like. You know those made for TV movies where some woman's crouched down naked in a shower holding her knees and sobbing because when she closes her eyes she can still feel the guys hands on her? How when they show the attack the woman's eyes go all blank and still and she goes to some other place in her mind just to deal with the horror of what's happening to her while some Lillith Fair song plays. It is nothing like that. He's sturdy and sweaty and he licks your face and wipes himself off in your hair and when you try to scream he punches you so hard you see God. And then he goes at you again reaping stuff you didn't even know you had because he enjoyed it so much the first time. I know you're trying to help but if helping me means that everyone is gonna be looking at me the way you're looking at me now please do not help me.


Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down in the valley Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches