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December 11th, 2007 4:57 PM
Lexie: I hope we nail this scene in one shot, ´cause this fake blood tastes like shit!
December 11th, 2007 3:45 PM
Lexy: Yeah, I can hold.
December 11th, 2007 3:21 PM
Lexie: Okay! What do you can a man whose carotid artery just burst?....this is not a joke......No, No dead is not the anwer please. Code BLUE..... Yes i know what code blue is just get the people in here now!
Patient: What is a code blue and am not really 'dead' am I mean I will see you in heaven but I am not dead yet.
December 11th, 2007 2:09 PM
Lexie: Dr House we have an emergency, please hurry!
December 11th, 2007 1:59 PM
I have a proooooblem here --- yes, I need makeup, wardrobe and hair in here immediately!!!
December 11th, 2007 12:51 PM
Lexie: Meredith, i know we have issues, but this is really vital, a matter of life&death, after all you are my teacher, so can you please tell me how can i take the blood out of my good scrubs? You should know, after the Dylan-exploded-thing
December 11th, 2007 9:36 AM
On the phone: Thank you for calling Seattle grace.
Lexi: Hi I have a patient whose artery...
On the phone: your call is important to us, all our agents are busy right now but please stay on the line and we will get to you as soon as possible
After an hour
On the phone: This is Michelle, how can i help you?
Lexi: I need a finger massage...stat
Nick: seriously?
December 11th, 2007 9:34 AM
"Snap, crackle, and POP!"
Lexie: "Alex, that's not funny."
December 11th, 2007 7:09 AM
Lexie: "...Thanks God, this is the forth time I call!!! Why anybody answered before??!! ... You're saying that Rose didn't answer because she was making out with McDreamy??!! Seriously?! ... This is the worst excuse I ever heard!!!!!"
December 11th, 2007 6:28 AM
No, no. He's fine. No, really!
December 11th, 2007 5:32 AM
Nick - Ask her what she's wearing!!
December 10th, 2007 10:20 PM
No, Mrs. Hanscom, I don't believe in sex on the first date.
December 10th, 2007 8:43 PM
Shonda: (on the other end of the line) The writer's aren't coming...
Lexie: The Writer's aren't coming!? what do you MEAN the writers aren't coming!?
Nick: The Writer's AREN'T coming!? how could the writer's NOT be coming!? i'm lying here bleeding all over you. how could the Writer's NOT be coming!?! so do they expect me to bleed to death? That would be a FINE end to my storyline!
Lexie: I don't know, Nick, I'm sorry....something about a strike.
December 10th, 2007 8:19 PM
Nick: "Um.. yeah.. See, it's kinda late to call 911 in this case..."
December 10th, 2007 8:16 PM
Lexie: I have a situation...
Nick: You are finally calling the nurses station. Thank you!
Lexie: Yeah, George. That's right. I have syphilis. I wonder who I got it from...
December 10th, 2007 5:52 PM
Lexie: "Shonda, its Lexie. Im just calling to tell you your going to have to kill me off before Meredith if you make Slutty Scrub Nurse and McDreamy work. Let me break it down; Pick Me, Choose Me, Kill Me.
Thats all I am saying."
December 10th, 2007 5:46 PM
Lexie: "So uhm, theres a minor cut, nothing major"
NIck: "Oh yeah, I usually bleed from the carotid artery, do it all the time, seiously can they bring me a coffee,maybe some extra blood as they casually arrive for the code blue?"
December 10th, 2007 5:33 PM
Lexie: Yes, Hello. I just wanted to compliment on how GREAT this Halloween costume the man lying in a hospital bed is! It's amazing! It actually looks like his carotid artery blew!!!
Nick: IT DID YOU IDIOT!!!! Isn't that why you wanted the freakin phone... to call the nurses' station??!!!
Lexie: NO!!! I seriously thought it was fake. OH MY GOSH!!! You're bleeding!!
December 10th, 2007 5:14 PM
Nick: I´m dying.
Lexie: No, you´re not. We´re getting married. I´m calling for help.
Nick: We´re doomed. Like Romeo and Juliet.
Lexie: No way I´m killing myself. We´re more likely the "Denny & Izzie" of the fourth season.
December 10th, 2007 5:09 PM
Nick: I love you, I really do. But could you please call someone who knows what she´s doing? I´m dying here!
December 10th, 2007 5:04 PM
Nick: I need help! Quick!
Lexie: Ooo look at that pretty bird outside! I've never seen one with such a delightful coloring!
Nick: Are you serious?
Lexie: Of course I'm serious! I've never seen one that color because they're so rare!
Nick: Just call for help!
Lexie: You've got a lot of nerve mister!
December 10th, 2007 4:55 PM
Lexie: I understand that you're trying to be a nice guy by holding the phone for me, but could you watch where you put your hands? I don't want blood all over my new lab coat!
December 10th, 2007 4:47 PM
Lexie: Alex? I need to talk to you. I'm now engaged to Nick, the guy with the artery. Now look at me!
Nick: You know you're now engaged to a man about to die, right?
December 10th, 2007 4:43 PM
nicks mom;hello? lexie;hi this is the er and your son is almost dead and wantsto have a few last words with you. nick;hey uhh luv you mom and *says quik and quiet*those magazines under my bed arent mine. nicks mom;ohhhh nick well any ways luv you bye.
December 10th, 2007 4:38 PM
nick;omg lex lex call my mommy and quiko! lexie;oh fine **calling mom answeres**