Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest C Comments (Page 3)
67 Comments
caity
April 1st, 2008 10:45 AM
Correction:
Meredith: i want you to know that i'm okay with you dating rose.
Derek: wait….what?? you're okay with me, your knight in shining whatever, dating someone else??
Meredith: yes…im trying this thing called being the mature. You dated me, then i found out you had a wife, then you chose her, then you came back to me when I was with someone else, then we were happy, until i almost died, then we broke up because ‘i was always walking away from you', then we were happy with sex but no dating, until you told me you wanted to build us a house, then i got scared and you left me for Rose who was ready for the house. But i've grown up….so you go date the stupid, boyfriend-stealing, never going to be as popular/well known/good as me. and when you realize that dating a nurse isn't as fun as dating me….you'll come back.
Derek: i did all of that?
caity
April 1st, 2008 10:44 AM
Meredith: i want you to know that i'm okay with you dating rose.
Derek: wait....what?? you're okay with me, your knight in shining whatever, dating someone else??
Meredith: yes...im trying this thing called being the mature. You dated me, then i found out you had a wife, then you chose her, then you came back to me when I was with someone else, then we were happy, until i almost died, then we broke up because 'i was always walking away from you', then we were happy with sex but no dating, until you told me you wanted to build us a house, then i got scared and you left me for Rose who was ready for the house. But i've grown up....so you go date the stupid, boyfriend-stealing, never going to be as popular/well known/good as me. and when you realize that dating a nurse isn't as fun as dating me....you'll come back.
mckatie
April 1st, 2008 9:46 AM
Derek: You want ME to be your Maid of Honor?
Meredith: Yes!
seriouslyJulia
April 1st, 2008 9:30 AM
Mer: It's you!!! You're the guy I sleep with last night after 10 tequilas!! I've been searching all the day for you!
Der: Me??!! Couldn't be!!!! I'd never do those things..
amy
March 31st, 2008 11:15 PM
Meredith: Derek, stop using all my hair gel! I'm tired of wearing a ponytail everyday!
Derek: Meredith, you look beautiful. Besides, you know I need it more than you do.
jeyminems
March 31st, 2008 9:30 PM
Meredith: You took my Mcsteamy!
Derek: He's mine!
marmar
March 31st, 2008 7:13 PM
Meredith: Hey you!
Derek: Me? What did I do now?
Meredith: Now? Well, over the past couple years I've been attempting to get through some substantial daddy issues so we can be together and when I finally do, you're off dating some nurse! You'll be lucky if I don't beat you down with my tiny, ineffectual fists!
Leo
March 31st, 2008 5:58 PM
Derek: I've been in more caption contests than you!
Vivace
March 31st, 2008 5:24 PM
Meredith: First, you'll turn out to have a wife.
Derek: What?!
Meredith: Then, you cheat on your wife with me, and the marriage ends! Then she gets her own show.
Derek: But we get back together, right?
Meredith: Kind of. For a while. But I break up with you at Christina's wedding.
Derek: Christina gets married?!
Meredith: It's complicated...
Spiralace
March 31st, 2008 5:18 PM
Derek: Derek just got some pectoral implants like Frank. Derek thinks you want to feel them.
Meredith: ...and Meredith might never sleep with you again if you keep talking in the third-person.
lisey
March 31st, 2008 4:35 PM
Meredith: I can't believe you!!!!!!!!!
Derek: What did i do???
Derek Loves Meredith and Shonda Says So! So Back off Rose
March 31st, 2008 3:51 PM
Derek: Do you know how much I wish this was the on-call room, not an exam room.
Meredith: Since when have we had a problem with it being an exam room?
Derek Loves Meredith and Shonda Says So! So Back off Rose
March 31st, 2008 3:49 PM
Derek: I really just think the navy makes people look so much better than the light blue.
Meredith: Yeah, it does. How else could you explain why Cristina would ever sleep with Burke!
Also:
sportsgurl2389 where did u read that they r getting back toghether in 3 episodes? Could you post a link thanks.
die_lexie_grey
March 31st, 2008 3:30 PM
CORRECTION
**forgiveness**
die_lexie_grey
March 31st, 2008 3:28 PM
Derek: I love you. Please come back to me.
Meredith: I picked you. I chose you. I loved you. And you left me, chose her and left me yet again.
Derek: I realize that I´ll have to grovel and beg for your forgivness...
Meredith: OK. You can start groveling by doing Mr. Scott´s enema, then we will see.
Tal-Wan
March 31st, 2008 2:16 PM
Derek: Are you saying that you'd rather not go out with me.
Mer: Kinda, yes well....noo, we can still meet in the on-call room.
Derek: But I am...McDreamy!
Mer: And for now I am just asking you to be McSteamy.
Derek: So I am supposed to be a man-whore...
Mer: Essentialy....
Izzie! S2
March 31st, 2008 2:04 PM
Meredith: avoid me, change me, leave me
Derek: Mer please...
McDreamy's Mine
March 31st, 2008 2:02 PM
Derek: "I know it's been over 3 months since you've practiced medicine, Meredith, but honestly- how could you not know that the sternum is HERE?"
sportsgurl2389
March 31st, 2008 1:46 PM
Meredith: So how many more episodes until we get back together?
Derek: Well, it says 3 episodes from now, why wait?
Izzie !S2
March 31st, 2008 1:44 PM
Derek: Who me?
Meredith: Yes, you McDickhead
ggirl
March 31st, 2008 12:42 PM
Derek: Breastimplants???
For you I will do anything!!!
kdborg
March 31st, 2008 12:40 PM
Derek: That bra makes your breasts look this big.
Marianne
March 31st, 2008 11:41 AM
Derek: Considering we weren't together, how is it my fault that your panties ended up on the bulletin board again?
derek4ever13 Rank: Extra
March 31st, 2008 11:01 AM
Derek: "What do you mean you wouldn't like me in a V-neck?"
merder312
March 31st, 2008 10:51 AM
Derek: "Did you sleep with Alex TOO?"
Meredith: "Uh no why ?"
Derek: "Because now I have the syph!"
April 1st, 2008 10:45 AM
Correction:
Meredith: i want you to know that i'm okay with you dating rose.
Derek: wait….what?? you're okay with me, your knight in shining whatever, dating someone else??
Meredith: yes…im trying this thing called being the mature. You dated me, then i found out you had a wife, then you chose her, then you came back to me when I was with someone else, then we were happy, until i almost died, then we broke up because ‘i was always walking away from you', then we were happy with sex but no dating, until you told me you wanted to build us a house, then i got scared and you left me for Rose who was ready for the house. But i've grown up….so you go date the stupid, boyfriend-stealing, never going to be as popular/well known/good as me. and when you realize that dating a nurse isn't as fun as dating me….you'll come back.
Derek: i did all of that?
April 1st, 2008 10:44 AM
Meredith: i want you to know that i'm okay with you dating rose.
Derek: wait....what?? you're okay with me, your knight in shining whatever, dating someone else??
Meredith: yes...im trying this thing called being the mature. You dated me, then i found out you had a wife, then you chose her, then you came back to me when I was with someone else, then we were happy, until i almost died, then we broke up because 'i was always walking away from you', then we were happy with sex but no dating, until you told me you wanted to build us a house, then i got scared and you left me for Rose who was ready for the house. But i've grown up....so you go date the stupid, boyfriend-stealing, never going to be as popular/well known/good as me. and when you realize that dating a nurse isn't as fun as dating me....you'll come back.
April 1st, 2008 9:46 AM
Derek: You want ME to be your Maid of Honor?
Meredith: Yes!
April 1st, 2008 9:30 AM
Mer: It's you!!! You're the guy I sleep with last night after 10 tequilas!! I've been searching all the day for you!
Der: Me??!! Couldn't be!!!! I'd never do those things..
March 31st, 2008 11:15 PM
Meredith: Derek, stop using all my hair gel! I'm tired of wearing a ponytail everyday!
Derek: Meredith, you look beautiful. Besides, you know I need it more than you do.
March 31st, 2008 9:30 PM
Meredith: You took my Mcsteamy!
Derek: He's mine!
March 31st, 2008 7:13 PM
Meredith: Hey you!
Derek: Me? What did I do now?
Meredith: Now? Well, over the past couple years I've been attempting to get through some substantial daddy issues so we can be together and when I finally do, you're off dating some nurse! You'll be lucky if I don't beat you down with my tiny, ineffectual fists!
March 31st, 2008 5:58 PM
Derek: I've been in more caption contests than you!
March 31st, 2008 5:24 PM
Meredith: First, you'll turn out to have a wife.
Derek: What?!
Meredith: Then, you cheat on your wife with me, and the marriage ends! Then she gets her own show.
Derek: But we get back together, right?
Meredith: Kind of. For a while. But I break up with you at Christina's wedding.
Derek: Christina gets married?!
Meredith: It's complicated...
March 31st, 2008 5:18 PM
Derek: Derek just got some pectoral implants like Frank. Derek thinks you want to feel them.
Meredith: ...and Meredith might never sleep with you again if you keep talking in the third-person.
March 31st, 2008 4:35 PM
Meredith: I can't believe you!!!!!!!!!
Derek: What did i do???
March 31st, 2008 3:51 PM
Derek: Do you know how much I wish this was the on-call room, not an exam room.
Meredith: Since when have we had a problem with it being an exam room?
March 31st, 2008 3:49 PM
Derek: I really just think the navy makes people look so much better than the light blue.
Meredith: Yeah, it does. How else could you explain why Cristina would ever sleep with Burke!
Also:
sportsgurl2389 where did u read that they r getting back toghether in 3 episodes? Could you post a link thanks.
March 31st, 2008 3:30 PM
CORRECTION
**forgiveness**
March 31st, 2008 3:28 PM
Derek: I love you. Please come back to me.
Meredith: I picked you. I chose you. I loved you. And you left me, chose her and left me yet again.
Derek: I realize that I´ll have to grovel and beg for your forgivness...
Meredith: OK. You can start groveling by doing Mr. Scott´s enema, then we will see.
March 31st, 2008 2:16 PM
Derek: Are you saying that you'd rather not go out with me.
Mer: Kinda, yes well....noo, we can still meet in the on-call room.
Derek: But I am...McDreamy!
Mer: And for now I am just asking you to be McSteamy.
Derek: So I am supposed to be a man-whore...
Mer: Essentialy....
March 31st, 2008 2:04 PM
Meredith: avoid me, change me, leave me
Derek: Mer please...
March 31st, 2008 2:02 PM
Derek: "I know it's been over 3 months since you've practiced medicine, Meredith, but honestly- how could you not know that the sternum is HERE?"
March 31st, 2008 1:46 PM
Meredith: So how many more episodes until we get back together?
Derek: Well, it says 3 episodes from now, why wait?
March 31st, 2008 1:44 PM
Derek: Who me?
Meredith: Yes, you McDickhead
March 31st, 2008 12:42 PM
Derek: Breastimplants???
For you I will do anything!!!
March 31st, 2008 12:40 PM
Derek: That bra makes your breasts look this big.
March 31st, 2008 11:41 AM
Derek: Considering we weren't together, how is it my fault that your panties ended up on the bulletin board again?
Rank: Extra
March 31st, 2008 11:01 AM
Derek: "What do you mean you wouldn't like me in a V-neck?"
March 31st, 2008 10:51 AM
Derek: "Did you sleep with Alex TOO?"
Meredith: "Uh no why ?"
Derek: "Because now I have the syph!"