Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest XCIX

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Welcome, Grey's Anatomy fans across the globe, to the 99th Grey's Anatomy Insider Caption Contest, our Monday morning, fan-favorite tradition.

As always, it was a very tough decision because so many of you send in captions that are very funny. But since we have to pick, we chose marmar. Congrats!

The winning reply appears under the picture below. Scroll down to read the full list of (funny) caption submissions that we received during the past week!

Thank you to each and every one of you, our loyal readers, for playing the Caption Contest and making Grey's Anatomy Insider the #1 Grey's Anatomy fan site.

Here is this week's Caption Contest image:

About Last Night...

Izzie: "Woah. George, your face looks just like Alex's did when you punched him."
George: "Yeah, the look of your face when you give someone syphilis and when you cheat on you wife are surprisingly similar."

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Izzie: George you look like youve seen a ghost!
George: No worse, i walked in on merideth ant the chief in bed together.

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Izzie: Did you know tampoms do better than you?
George: Izzie, you are mean...

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George: Seriously?
Izzie: Seriously George! We need, it we need it!
George: But you are Izzie and I'm George, Gizzie doenst do Kamazutra, isn't enought with Sex for Dummies?
Izzie: Seriously?

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Izzie: Friendship helps us with love issues, but what can we do when they are all in the same person? What can we do?
George: We are going to be fine, just fine.
Izzie: Fine, just fine

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(Izzie walks in to George in Locker Room)
Izzie: I just wanted to talk...
George: Izzie, stop.
Izzie: Stop what? All I am asking is..
George: Izzie. Stop. I can't think. You're making it hard...to think.
Izzie: George I-
George: Iz, stop. Just leave it all alone. Drop it. It's over with. I can't even be around you-
Izzie: George-
George: Leave.
Izzie: What?!
George: Leave.
Izzie: No, I won't, I-
George: Then I will.
(George gets up to and leave locker room)

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Izzie: Oh my god... you have syphilis again, don't you?

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Izzie: You're not ready for this.
George: No.
Izzie: I asked for too much.
George: I think so.
Izzie: So, this is it?
George: Yeah.
Izzie: We're breaking up?
George: We're breaking up.
Izzie: [Walks to George] We're broken up.
George: It's done.
Izzie: Break-up kiss?
George: Break-up kiss.
Izzie: And some break-up sex?
George: No, please. Have mercy!

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Izzie: George...
George: Yeah?
Izzie: You need a serious makeover.

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v/o: chemistry...either you've got it, or you don't..!

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"Let me guess, your excuse is...you have Justin Chamber's sleeping disorder too?"

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Grey's Anatomy Quotes

When we say things like "people don't change" it drives scientist crazy because change is literally the only constant in all of science. Energy. Matter. It's always changing, morphing, merging, growing, dying. It's the way people try not to change that's unnatural. The way we cling to what things were instead of letting things be what they are. The way we cling to old memories instead of forming new ones. The way we insist on believing despite every scientific indication that anything in this lifetime is permanent. Change is constant. How we experience change that's up to us. It can feel like death or it can feel like a second chance at life. If we open our fingers, loosen our grips, go with it, it can feel like pure adrenaline. Like at any moment we can have another chance at life. Like at any moment, we can be born all over again.

Meredith

Callie: Did anyone ever think you two were a couple?
Meredith: No, because we screw boys like whores on tequila.
Cristina: Then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves.
Callie: Huh.