On last night's season premiere of The Hills, Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port arrive in Paris to help out at the Crillon Ball for Teen Vogue.

"It's a new world for you," a driver cautions. "Everything is different."

Lauren and Whitney proceed to run errands for Teen Vogue and talk about boys. When LC hears that Brody Jenner is dating someone else... look out!

Meanwhile, Heidi Montag is spending some quality time with her folks in Crested Butte, Colo., a depressed Spencer Pratt tells his sister, Stephanie, how he's going to win Heidi back by surprising her out there in the mountains.

Let's just say it doesn't go over well. That's putting it mildly.

Continue reading all about it in our Hills recap ...

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