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April 23rd, 2008 3:33 PM
Mark: so howz NancyPants?
Derek: dont tell me you sleped with my sister too.
Mark: no...maby...i just asked her if she wanted my pickle.
Derek: one of these days, Mark. one of thees days.
Mark: what?
Derek: youll find out ur gay.
Mark: well i am by.
Derek: WHAT!!!???
April 23rd, 2008 3:28 PM
Mark: i only sleped with Addison to prove im not gay, but the truth is...i am.
Derek: i knew it. i gotta get my mind of this whole you sleeping with my wife.
Mark: i can help you.
Derek: wanna make out in the supply closet.
Mark: sure. :)
Me: nooo! all the men i love are gay!
April 23rd, 2008 11:48 AM
Mark: So you are breaking up with Rose?
Derek: Yeah, I have to.
Mark: Why?
Derek: Because the viewing figures have gone down after I started dating with her.
April 23rd, 2008 4:24 AM
Mark:hey herd your dating that rose chick
Derek: yer shes allright but shes no meredith
Mark: um dont know how to tell you this but rose is meredith's grandma
Derek: not annother grey!
April 23rd, 2008 4:19 AM
Mark: Hey... hey you dont look so good whats up?
Derek: Well meredith has issues and dosnt want to marry me, so im dating some nurse Daisy or something to piss her off and now..
Mark: hold up. ur dating a nurse! McBastard!
Derek: I HAVENT FINNISHED! and my arm is itchy! (*WAAH)
Mark: Dude...
April 22nd, 2008 8:18 PM
Mark: What's wrong?
Derek: Meredith AND rose... i can't deal Rose... she's horrible...and kisses like WHAAAA...horrible
Mark: Just stop kissing get further!
Derek: Plus Meredith thinks we are still dating
Mark: You deal with that(walking away)
April 22nd, 2008 7:18 PM
pollylovesgreys's is really funny!! i also like McDreamy's Mine's
April 22nd, 2008 3:29 PM
Mark: Man-love. That's all you need. Good old fashion man-love.
April 22nd, 2008 1:25 PM
Derek: I wish I knew how to quit you, Mark.
April 22nd, 2008 1:12 PM
Mark: "No one wants my pickle anymore, man. It's a downer- you know?"
Derek: "Mark, I hate to tell you- your pickle is past its prime."
April 22nd, 2008 12:25 PM
Mark: It's all a facade, you know? I really just want to fall in love and...Derek?
Derek: ::SNORE::
April 22nd, 2008 12:02 PM
Derek: Mark, I'm going to have to ask you to remove your hand.
Mark: C'mon, I thought we were buds.
Derek: We are...(looks down) its just that...well, I'm a little aroused.
April 22nd, 2008 11:04 AM
Derek: Pick Me, Chose Me, Love Me (sobs)
Mark: (yelling down the hall)!. MEREDITH! He's at it again.
April 22nd, 2008 11:01 AM
Mark: Are you OK man?
Derek: Lexie make me so vile..
Mark: You had sex with Lexie and you diden't invite me!
April 22nd, 2008 7:10 AM
Derek: i cant beleive you would even say something like that! (sniffle)
Mark: i suppose threatning to hide your shampoo was a little harsh...
April 22nd, 2008 5:59 AM
Derek: wanna kiss?
Mark: no ?!
Derek: I have a thing for ferry boats.
Mark: Ok let's do it.
April 22nd, 2008 1:56 AM
Derek: *Sniffle* *Sniffle*
Mark: *Sigh* Oh com'n now Derek, we should really pretend it never happened.
Derek: What never happened?! You sleeping with me last night or you throwing me out this morning? You took advantage of me now you wanna forget about it.
Mark: I did not take advantage!
Derek: I was drunk, vulnerable and had my good-looking shirt on, then you took advantage! *Sniffles again*
Mark: *Sigh* There, there, alright...*Puts arm on his comfortingly* Wanna be taken advantage again? Say Friday night?
April 22nd, 2008 1:47 AM
derek: it's just that...that was the best relationship ever..with long talks, jokes, so much love, dinner, movies...
mark: it was nice being the chief's girlfriend...
April 22nd, 2008 1:43 AM
mark: i'm sure erica meant i was the pretty and you the prettier..don't worry..
April 21st, 2008 9:31 PM
Mark: I told you Derek, I'm not interested
Derek: But I can't quit you!
April 21st, 2008 8:48 PM
Derek: i dont know what to do man. rose is nice but meredith, shes the one. i just know it. but i just dont know what to do?
Mark: Okay, here it is, your choice... it's simple, rose or meredith, and I'm sure rose is really great. But Derek, meredith loves you, in a really, really big pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over her head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes her hate you, love you. So pick meredith, choose meredith, love meredith.
Derek: I want to marry her. I want to have kids with her. I want to build us a house. I want to settle down and grow old with her. I want to die when I'm 110 years old, in her arms. I want a lifetime. i love her with everything in me
April 21st, 2008 7:15 PM
Mark: I just said it, now you have to say it
Derek: Mark Don't
Mark: Say it you know you want to!
Derek: Fine, We are the dirty ex-mistresses
April 21st, 2008 7:09 PM
Derek: I cant believe it, I mean I thought we had something...but....oh god..*cries*
Sloan: I'm sorry Derek. I'm just not that into you. I'm more into Karev.
Derek: Seriously....
Sloan: Well the nurses hate me so....
Derek: Wow...
April 21st, 2008 3:13 PM
Mark: It's ok, man. I know how it feels to have everybody hate you for something. I have a whole CLUB of nurses against me.
Derek: Easy for you. I have almost ALL of the Grey's Anatomy viewers hating me because of Rose. I knew I never should've let Meredith leave.
April 21st, 2008 2:58 PM
Mark: Thanks Man!
Derek: For what?
Mark: Well now im not the man whore, Im the nice guy
Derek: Is that what they are saying now?