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May 5th, 2008 4:09 PM
Mark (to Derek): Come on man, share the wealth!!
May 5th, 2008 3:57 PM
Mark: So. Derek. Pick one for me to keep.
Derek: Uh...
Addison: (singing silently) When you look me in the eyes and tell me that you love me.. everything's all right...when you're right here by my side...
Meredith: (thinking) Don't pick me. Don't choose me. Don't love me.
Rose: (praying silently) Dear God, please don't choose me because I'm the doe-eyed nurse who stole Derek from Meredith.
May 5th, 2008 3:39 PM
Mark: Can I join? or are you not into foursomes?
May 5th, 2008 3:38 PM
Derek: I should of used the stairs.
May 5th, 2008 3:37 PM
Addison: So Rose do you speak the vagina monoluges, because they are looking pretty cozy over there and it is an elavator?
Mark: Well none of the nurses will sleep with me adn now you won't. He is my last resort!
Derek: Oh, I was acctually just going to go invite Meredith to an on-call room because I hear she knows my middle name now!
May 5th, 2008 3:21 PM
omg i love chelseas!!!! chahahah thats great!!!!
May 5th, 2008 2:17 PM
Derek: great
mark:dont you love the elevator??
Rose: o my gosh
Addison:ooo... interesting picture
May 5th, 2008 2:05 PM
Mark: Just 3 more weeks man
Derek: I know 3 weeks, 3 days, 4 hours and 35 minutes to be exact
May 5th, 2008 1:56 PM
Derek: This is awkward...
Rose: Oh, God, it's so awkward!
Addison: Way too awkward...
Mark: Ha-ha awkward...
May 5th, 2008 1:32 PM
Mark: Hey, you wanna get outta here?
Derek: Like you wouldn't believe!
May 5th, 2008 1:30 PM
Mark: You DO realize she's the ugliest woman in the elevator, right?
Derek: Uh huh...............
May 5th, 2008 1:19 PM
Mark: enough of this nonsense derek. rose is just the..idk what word im looking for .. hmm..
Addie: maybe the mcrebound.
Derek: yeah i know, but theres nothing i can do about until may 22nd. it says it in the scripts.
May 5th, 2008 1:09 PM
Mark: "You may wish YOU had taken the stairs, but man am I happy that I didn't take the stairs!"
May 5th, 2008 12:47 PM
mark: there are three women in here wanting you, but i know you want me the most.
May 5th, 2008 11:31 AM
Mark: look at her derek. shes praying for god to make her better looking so youll pick her.
Addie: Hes right derek, you know shes just the mcrebound.
Derek: Dear god. please let me get off this elevator in one piece
May 5th, 2008 11:18 AM
Addison (thinking): I said so... Elevators tend to be this kind of aphrodisiac...
Meredith (thinking): Oh my god, it'll never stop.
Mark to Derek: Now all your girlfriends are here!
Rose (thinking): I guess something's strange here... But I don't know exactly what...
May 5th, 2008 11:17 AM
Mark: I just can't stop laughing... Karma rocks!
May 5th, 2008 11:15 AM
Mark: Hahn once thought we were a couple, I guess she'd see right here that we're not: here is your dirty mistress club!
May 5th, 2008 11:14 AM
Mark: You know... I am this close to give up women and start knittin'.
May 5th, 2008 11:09 AM
Mark: What do you say we ditch these girls and go find us some new women...
Derek: Will you never change?
May 5th, 2008 9:49 AM
Mark to Derek: You so coded!
May 5th, 2008 9:13 AM
Addison *singing to herself*: " got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine..."
Rose *thinking*: "5 more floors. now 4. now 3 more. i need to get off this elevator!!!'
Mark (to derek): "So whats more awkward...when Addy flew in and dropped the bombshell on Meredith that you were married? Or Addy complaining about you not dating Meredith and the 'new girlfriend' when Rose was standing next to her? Or right now....when your ex-wife, ex-girlfriend, and current girlfriend are all in the same elevator with you?"
Derek: You are my friend Mark, but that doesn't mean I won't hit you with my 2 million dollar a year fists.
May 5th, 2008 9:06 AM
Mark: "Can I have one of them? You really don't need all of those women."
Derek: "Seriously?"
Mark: "Come on man, share the wealth!"
May 5th, 2008 9:04 AM
Mark to Derek: "your coding"
May 5th, 2008 8:59 AM
Mark: Look how desperate Rose is. She's praying!
Derek: Uh huh.