Living Lohan to be Lindsay Free

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Consider this a reason to watch Living Lohan: Lindsay Lohan will NOT be appearing on the reality show.

Of course, awful mother Dina Lohan still will be. In fact, she's the person who said her eldest daughter would be avoiding the cameras on this E! program.

"Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes," Dina tells TV Guide in its upcoming issue.

It's not a step backwards for Dina, though. It's actually a step forwards, she insists, as this is her chance to shoot down rumors about her screwed up family.

"I just want to get the message across that we are a normal family," Dina said. "People believe I'm this crazy party mom, [but] I have never partied with Lindsay."

No, you've just pimped her and daughter Ali out to the highest bidder every chance you've gotten.

Matt Richenthal is the Editor in Chief of TV Fanatic. Follow him on Twitter and on Google+.

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