Thing 2 Crowned Winner of Flavor of Love 3

When it cames to this season's Flavor of Love winner, it actually was a thing. Thing 2, to be exact.

Flavor Flav chose the contestant with the weird name over Black on last night's finale. As the rapper was deciding between finalists, he said:

"I just want to say that it really comes down to the question of connections versus chemistry... Black, I look at you, my heart and my chest be jumping. It jumps, it jumps, you know what I'm saying. That heart that's in my chest that be jumping, as much as I love you Black, but it belongs to Thing 2.

I just want to say you're a great girl, Black. The connection I've got with Thing 2 is a little stronger. So, Black, sorry your time is up."

After kissing Flavor Flav in victory, Thing 2 added:

"This is more than I ever imagined. The words can't even explain the ball of emotion, excitement. I got my man. We ain't coming back for a season four. It's a wrap."

And not a moment too soon, people.

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