Chuck: Look I know you still are angry about Blaire but I need to tell you something, guy to guy.
Nate: What do you want "Basstard"
Chuck: (chuckles) Why thank you Nathaniel, but I just wanted to inform you of the giant slime ball that is making his way out of here.
Nate: For the last time Chuck I don't want you spying on my Father he is clean so why don't you go back to touching a different guy, my dad isn't homo OR "bass" sexual.
Chuck: Excuse me but Eric van der Woodsen is blonde, about three feet tall, and lives in the Palace Hotel. If you need directions don't hesitate to ask. For now though, you should know that I was talking about the booger dripping from your left nostril. Here's a tissue for any blowing you need to do. (chuckles again)
Nate: Very funny, would you like to finish YOUR blowing too? Too bad though because Blaire is above your filthy level.
Chuck: For your information Archibald, my attempts at capturing Lady Waldorf have proven more successful than yours. Ano
Lexxxi
June 7th, 2008 4:01 PM
Chuck: Nate, I'm sorry... but I just don't think being one of those guards in front of Buckingham Palace is in your future
Nate: I have more patience and stamina than you do. Plus, I'll have tons of girls trying to make me laugh... they might even flash me.
Chuck: Sign me up!!
abby
June 7th, 2008 3:46 PM
Nate: Okay ready? 1,2,3 staring contest!
Chuck:Dude,you are so on!
Patricia
June 7th, 2008 1:37 PM
Venessa:(to nate)I don... i dont want to be with you anytmore. I love chuck!
Chuck: what! oh god why do all girls fall head over heels for me? I love Blair! you can keep her nate!
Nate: why would i want to be with someone who dosnt want to be with me? Im leaving!
Allie
June 7th, 2008 10:29 AM
Nate: Dude, you need a tic tac
Gabbi
June 7th, 2008 8:21 AM
Chuck: We meet again.
Nate: Chuck, I AM your father.
Chuck: WTF? This isn't Star Wars.
Nate: Oh. You mean to say...Bart isn't Darth Vader?
Chuck: ...That's still to be determined.
alexis
June 7th, 2008 4:50 AM
nate: So chuck, what are you going to do?
chuck: Do? Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.
nate: chuck, what the hell are you talking about?
alexis
June 7th, 2008 4:38 AM
CHUCK-what are you saying?
NATE-im not saying anything.
CHUCK-you re saying something.
NATE-what could i be saying?
CHCK-well u re not just saying anything you re saying something.
NATE-if i was saying something i would have said it.
CHUCK-than why dont you say it?
NATE-i said it.
CHUCK-what did you say?
NATE-nothing!
alexis
June 7th, 2008 4:21 AM
CHUCK: "You said you loved me."
NATE: "Loved...you. In the past. And in a pre-shaving 16-year-old kind of way. You know, I mean, things have changed."
CHUCK: "Clearly. Looks like someone's traded up."
hellosunshine
June 7th, 2008 2:44 AM
Nate: First you stole Blair, and now your stealing my comb!
Chuck: Nathaniel, don't get so upset, its not like she misses your sex or anything, and the comb now belongs to Chuck.
Nate: Psh, let's go V. (thinking) I don't feel like getting into a fight, and punching another loser. Haha I stole his scarf!
Chuck: (yells out) Good luck tonight Punky Brewster!
Chuck: (thinking) He wins every argument with those manbangs. Damn! He stole my
scarf!
lari
June 7th, 2008 1:45 AM
CHUCK: you know how i feel about Vanessa and you, Nate.
NATE: im sorry
CHUCK: no, im sorry. you wont be riding the chuck train tonight.
Dylan
June 7th, 2008 12:58 AM
Chuck: I know our bromance has been going through a rough patch lately, but after all we've been through, I feel obligated to save you from social embarassment here. After all, the Chuck Bass Maxim has always been 'don't let bros be seen with hos...of the atrocious apricot variety.' I love you, man.
Nate: God, I miss your fabulous fashion sense. V's been killing me lately - she makes me actually long for your crazy bass cardigans and blindingly red military peacoats. The novelty of bohemian chic wears off so fast. And now I have to watch her impersonate a ballerina from the Nutcracker's Waltz of the Flowers: Nightmare Orange Edition.
Celine
June 7th, 2008 12:35 AM
Vanessa(thinking): Nate looks so hot!
Chuck (thinking): Nate looks so hot!
Nate (thinking): I am so hot!
Logan
June 7th, 2008 12:10 AM
Chuck: if you think i had sex with Blair 30 minutes after your broke up, your wrong.... It was like 45 minutes after.
Nate: Ok i forgive you...for now
kristaaa
June 6th, 2008 11:00 PM
Nate: Why the hell are you wearing almost the exact same tux as me?! Not the first time you went after something I had.
Chuck: I apreciate the finer things in life and I respect those less fortunate than I, but my tux is tailor-made, not from the Gap.
Vanessa: (to Chuck) Why do you have to be such an jerk?
Chuck: (chuckles and turns to Vanessa) Seriously? Jerk? What are we in third grade? You are vastly mistaken.I'm no jerk...I'm Chuck Bass (Chuck smirks and exits)
harlem's blair waldorf
June 6th, 2008 10:19 PM
the inner thoughts of each character as follows:
Vanessa: I wonder if I can get my bangs like that
Nate: I wonder how my bangs look right now
Chuck: I find it a little odd that I'm attracted to his bangs...
Jenna
June 6th, 2008 10:14 PM
Chuck: Nate, I have to talk to you.
Nate: Chuck,just go away.
Chuck: Nate...
Nate: What the hell else could you want from me, Chuck? You slept with my girlfriend, and screwed me over. We're through. *Nate punches Chuck in the face*
Celine
June 6th, 2008 8:52 PM
Nate:Chuck,I just swallowed a bug
Chuck:Well then spit it out!
Nate:I cant. We are in public and I just sawllowed it
Chuck:That's disgusting man
Nate:It tastes pretty good. It actually tastes like chicken
Vanessa:Did Nate just swallow a bug?Oh wait no he didnt. It was just a bogger that fell from his nose
charlotte
June 6th, 2008 7:00 PM
Nate: Chuck, you complete me.
Chuck (thinking): Oh god, look at that hair how could i not realize he was gay.
taitertot
June 6th, 2008 6:58 PM
Chuck: "...and if you ever use my hairspray again, I'll kick your ass!"
kellie
June 6th, 2008 6:21 PM
Ed : Umm, man, I'd hate to give you acting advice, but, maybe you should try another emotion OTHER than confused and pretty.
Chace: Your just jealouse 'cos i'm prettier than you.
Ed. Well, I get to make out with Leighton Meester in the next scene, hah!
Ignacia P.
June 6th, 2008 6:14 PM
Nate: (thinking) Do I tell him or not?
Chuck: why are you staring at me like that?
Nate: Um..I got to tell you something
Chuck: What?
Nate: Chuck that suit doesn't looks good on you, now that you've gain some weight you know.
Chuck: What?!? my personal assistant told me that I looked fabulous and the extra weight wasn't a problem. That Bitch!!
Nate: Umm.. Well It is a problem I'm your friend and I had to tell you.
Chuck: Thanks men I'll go and change now.
Amanda S.
June 6th, 2008 5:41 PM
Chuck: Why are you going out with vanessa ? thats dispicable.
Nate: Because i am chuck. Whats wrong with you shes right next to me ??!!
Chuck: The orange dress and flower in her hair. its making me naseaus.
Hannah
June 6th, 2008 5:11 PM
I don't think ankutzza understands the concept of a caption contest
ankutzza
June 6th, 2008 3:47 PM
C:look i know u hate me,i was in love with blair,and i`m sorry. we don`t have time to argue about this.
N(is leaving away)
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
June 7th, 2008 6:25 PM
Chuck: Look I know you still are angry about Blaire but I need to tell you something, guy to guy.
Nate: What do you want "Basstard"
Chuck: (chuckles) Why thank you Nathaniel, but I just wanted to inform you of the giant slime ball that is making his way out of here.
Nate: For the last time Chuck I don't want you spying on my Father he is clean so why don't you go back to touching a different guy, my dad isn't homo OR "bass" sexual.
Chuck: Excuse me but Eric van der Woodsen is blonde, about three feet tall, and lives in the Palace Hotel. If you need directions don't hesitate to ask. For now though, you should know that I was talking about the booger dripping from your left nostril. Here's a tissue for any blowing you need to do. (chuckles again)
Nate: Very funny, would you like to finish YOUR blowing too? Too bad though because Blaire is above your filthy level.
Chuck: For your information Archibald, my attempts at capturing Lady Waldorf have proven more successful than yours. Ano
June 7th, 2008 4:01 PM
Chuck: Nate, I'm sorry... but I just don't think being one of those guards in front of Buckingham Palace is in your future
Nate: I have more patience and stamina than you do. Plus, I'll have tons of girls trying to make me laugh... they might even flash me.
Chuck: Sign me up!!
June 7th, 2008 3:46 PM
Nate: Okay ready? 1,2,3 staring contest!
Chuck:Dude,you are so on!
June 7th, 2008 1:37 PM
Venessa:(to nate)I don... i dont want to be with you anytmore. I love chuck!
Chuck: what! oh god why do all girls fall head over heels for me? I love Blair! you can keep her nate!
Nate: why would i want to be with someone who dosnt want to be with me? Im leaving!
June 7th, 2008 10:29 AM
Nate: Dude, you need a tic tac
June 7th, 2008 8:21 AM
Chuck: We meet again.
Nate: Chuck, I AM your father.
Chuck: WTF? This isn't Star Wars.
Nate: Oh. You mean to say...Bart isn't Darth Vader?
Chuck: ...That's still to be determined.
June 7th, 2008 4:50 AM
nate: So chuck, what are you going to do?
chuck: Do? Do? Hey, I'm doing what I do. You know, I've always done what I do. I'm doing what I do, way I've always done and the way I'll always do it.
nate: chuck, what the hell are you talking about?
June 7th, 2008 4:38 AM
CHUCK-what are you saying?
NATE-im not saying anything.
CHUCK-you re saying something.
NATE-what could i be saying?
CHCK-well u re not just saying anything you re saying something.
NATE-if i was saying something i would have said it.
CHUCK-than why dont you say it?
NATE-i said it.
CHUCK-what did you say?
NATE-nothing!
June 7th, 2008 4:21 AM
CHUCK: "You said you loved me."
NATE: "Loved...you. In the past. And in a pre-shaving 16-year-old kind of way. You know, I mean, things have changed."
CHUCK: "Clearly. Looks like someone's traded up."
June 7th, 2008 2:44 AM
Nate: First you stole Blair, and now your stealing my comb!
Chuck: Nathaniel, don't get so upset, its not like she misses your sex or anything, and the comb now belongs to Chuck.
Nate: Psh, let's go V. (thinking) I don't feel like getting into a fight, and punching another loser. Haha I stole his scarf!
Chuck: (yells out) Good luck tonight Punky Brewster!
Chuck: (thinking) He wins every argument with those manbangs. Damn! He stole my
scarf!
June 7th, 2008 1:45 AM
CHUCK: you know how i feel about Vanessa and you, Nate.
NATE: im sorry
CHUCK: no, im sorry. you wont be riding the chuck train tonight.
June 7th, 2008 12:58 AM
Chuck: I know our bromance has been going through a rough patch lately, but after all we've been through, I feel obligated to save you from social embarassment here. After all, the Chuck Bass Maxim has always been 'don't let bros be seen with hos...of the atrocious apricot variety.' I love you, man.
Nate: God, I miss your fabulous fashion sense. V's been killing me lately - she makes me actually long for your crazy bass cardigans and blindingly red military peacoats. The novelty of bohemian chic wears off so fast. And now I have to watch her impersonate a ballerina from the Nutcracker's Waltz of the Flowers: Nightmare Orange Edition.
June 7th, 2008 12:35 AM
Vanessa(thinking): Nate looks so hot!
Chuck (thinking): Nate looks so hot!
Nate (thinking): I am so hot!
June 7th, 2008 12:10 AM
Chuck: if you think i had sex with Blair 30 minutes after your broke up, your wrong.... It was like 45 minutes after.
Nate: Ok i forgive you...for now
June 6th, 2008 11:00 PM
Nate: Why the hell are you wearing almost the exact same tux as me?! Not the first time you went after something I had.
Chuck: I apreciate the finer things in life and I respect those less fortunate than I, but my tux is tailor-made, not from the Gap.
Vanessa: (to Chuck) Why do you have to be such an jerk?
Chuck: (chuckles and turns to Vanessa) Seriously? Jerk? What are we in third grade? You are vastly mistaken.I'm no jerk...I'm Chuck Bass (Chuck smirks and exits)
June 6th, 2008 10:19 PM
the inner thoughts of each character as follows:
Vanessa: I wonder if I can get my bangs like that
Nate: I wonder how my bangs look right now
Chuck: I find it a little odd that I'm attracted to his bangs...
June 6th, 2008 10:14 PM
Chuck: Nate, I have to talk to you.
Nate: Chuck,just go away.
Chuck: Nate...
Nate: What the hell else could you want from me, Chuck? You slept with my girlfriend, and screwed me over. We're through. *Nate punches Chuck in the face*
June 6th, 2008 8:52 PM
Nate:Chuck,I just swallowed a bug
Chuck:Well then spit it out!
Nate:I cant. We are in public and I just sawllowed it
Chuck:That's disgusting man
Nate:It tastes pretty good. It actually tastes like chicken
Vanessa:Did Nate just swallow a bug?Oh wait no he didnt. It was just a bogger that fell from his nose
June 6th, 2008 7:00 PM
Nate: Chuck, you complete me.
Chuck (thinking): Oh god, look at that hair how could i not realize he was gay.
June 6th, 2008 6:58 PM
Chuck: "...and if you ever use my hairspray again, I'll kick your ass!"
June 6th, 2008 6:21 PM
Ed : Umm, man, I'd hate to give you acting advice, but, maybe you should try another emotion OTHER than confused and pretty.
Chace: Your just jealouse 'cos i'm prettier than you.
Ed. Well, I get to make out with Leighton Meester in the next scene, hah!
June 6th, 2008 6:14 PM
Nate: (thinking) Do I tell him or not?
Chuck: why are you staring at me like that?
Nate: Um..I got to tell you something
Chuck: What?
Nate: Chuck that suit doesn't looks good on you, now that you've gain some weight you know.
Chuck: What?!? my personal assistant told me that I looked fabulous and the extra weight wasn't a problem. That Bitch!!
Nate: Umm.. Well It is a problem I'm your friend and I had to tell you.
Chuck: Thanks men I'll go and change now.
June 6th, 2008 5:41 PM
Chuck: Why are you going out with vanessa ? thats dispicable.
Nate: Because i am chuck. Whats wrong with you shes right next to me ??!!
Chuck: The orange dress and flower in her hair. its making me naseaus.
June 6th, 2008 5:11 PM
I don't think ankutzza understands the concept of a caption contest
June 6th, 2008 3:47 PM
C:look i know u hate me,i was in love with blair,and i`m sorry. we don`t have time to argue about this.
N(is leaving away)