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Mon, February 20

Gossip Girl Caption Contest 4 Comments (Page 3)

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  1. charing

    SERENA: (thinking) why does he talks sooo much?? i just wanna have angry nasty sex!!!!
    DAN: (thinking) her hair is sooo big!!! how many kamasutra positions involve hair grasping??

    GOSSIP GIRL: serena are you sure lonely boy can satisfy that bad gil in bed?? maybe you can have a threesome with nate?? xoxo gossip girl

  2. Blair&Chuck_carlar

    Good Morning girls and boys from the Upper East Side... S was spotted askig D for a truce???... The lonely boy isn't as good as we think... summer is gone, but Did S know what happend in the other side of the island?... don't worry I know everything !!!
    xoxo
    Gossip Girl

  3. Gabbi

    Serena: Dan? What'cha reading?
    Dan: Uh. N- Nothing.
    Serena: C'mon! Show me... Oh my God. Erotic fiction? Wow...

  4. LilMzJawjuz

    Serena: hey Dan! can i borrow that jacket?

    Dan:Um yeah.. but why?

    Serena: I'm going as a homeless person to Blair's dress up party, and that jacket would be perfect!

  5. kamyle

    Dan:u can't be serious right....

    Serena: what? don't tell me you didn't notice. Jenny totally has a crush on my little brother's boyfriend.

  6. superfoxxxx

    if only S peeped into a crystal ball,she would have a complete different look on her face..perhaps not so lovestricken?

  7. superfoxxxx

    if only S has a crystal ball,she would have a complete different look on her face..

  8. J

    Serena: Don't worry, I can be a bitch enough for both of us.

    Dan: I still got the scars on my back to prove it.

  9. manda

    Serena: i love you! (thinking) that nose hair is such a turn-off

    Dan: i love you too! (thinking) i wonder if she knows there is a huge chuck of cheese in her teeth...nasty.

  10. ggfan

    dan-so today in english class we were reading this book and were talking about how much of an inspiration the author has on the reader and how much of an impact...................................................................

    serena-(thinking) blah blah blah blah blah blah.... i wonder how many shoes there are in my closet.... blah blah blah.... does he ever shut up.....blah blah..whers chuck when hes finally usefull....blah blah

  11. Steven

    ^^^ I want DanandSerena to win!!! That was sooo funny!

  12. DanandSerena

    Gossip Girl: Looks like Lonely-Boy-turned-Not-so-Lonely-and-then-back-to-Lonely-Boy is Not so Lonely any more.
    Blair: ... Wait... what?
    Chuck: Ah, I see Serena and Dan are back together.
    Blair: How the hell did you understand this?
    Chuck: ... I'm Chuck Bass.

  13. Stevfen

    Serena: You think I'm better looking than Blair? Aw, thanks!

  14. Nora

    Spotted: Looks like S & D are having a little get together involving some aged Bordeaux and assorted cheeses.Lets just hope this party doesn't get too out of hand...or maybe we should hope.
    xoxo,
    Gossip Girl

  15. ilovechace

    Looks like Lonley boy is back in action!

  16. J. Joel Jimenez

    Spotted: S with D... again, just having an "inocent" talk, and that's why we talk about them... coz we love gossip... right?.
    xoxo Gossip Girl

  17. blair&chuck

    serena: awww dan... you're so cute, so smart and you're a total gentelman...

    Dan:(thinking) i am so going to strip serena's cloths off!


    LoL


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