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Meredith: I can't do it in front of the ducky's!
June 19th, 2008 1:46 PM
Baily- (thinking)- Oh this isn't looking to good!
Callie-(thinking)- Maybe if bailey would move her
mushroom head i could read the damn paper.
Christina- (thinking)- God i wish i was on cardio.
Izzie- (thinking)- I love babies.
Merideth- (thinking)- The brake-up sex with Derek has to stop.
June 19th, 2008 10:50 AM
Callie: Is that the Staff Rules for season 5?
Bailey: Rule 1 every staff member must relate to a patients ordeal each episode and flirt with McDreamy. That's just nasty!
Cristina: Rule 2 every Staff member must narrate an episode
Izzie: And Rule C, every Staff member must have sex on hospital grounds, but Bailey is exempt!
Meredith: Hehe and everyone thinks Katherine Heigl wants off the show
June 18th, 2008 7:15 PM
Bailey: 54 year old male, blunt head trama, massive internal injur...what are y'all starin at!?
Christina: Sloan doesnt have a shirt on but Callie doesnt care b/c shes a lesbian
June 18th, 2008 2:28 PM
HAHA! I like Marianne's!
June 18th, 2008 1:34 PM
Callie: (Thinking) She just seriously called us all out here to find out who took an anonymous pregnancy test? I'm in trouble now.
June 18th, 2008 6:58 AM
Bailey: Guys, It's Rose.
Callie; why do we care?
Crisitna and Meredith look at each other worried.
Izzie: What did you to do?!
June 18th, 2008 6:56 AM
bailey : who wants this case?
christina: I'll take it!
Izzie: Back off, i was here first!
christina and izzie at the same time:
GOD DAMMITT
mer: sparkle pager, back offf.
cristinia : bitch.
callie: agreed.
June 18th, 2008 6:16 AM
bailey: oh no.
izzie and meredith: what is it?
christina: whatever it is, I can handle it!
bailey: he's got pneumonia
christina (thinking): shit
June 18th, 2008 2:49 AM
izzie: [thinking] did she say his name is Denny?!
christina: [thinking] i wish i could fly like that bird
June 17th, 2008 10:51 PM
lol maddison4ever
June 17th, 2008 6:32 PM
Cristina (thinking): Oh my God...
Izzie (thinking): I feel so bad for her, I hope no one else sees...
Meredith (thinking): Someone should tell her...
Callie (thinking): Hey, nice ass...
Bailey: Alright people, we have a 40 year old John Doe with minor...what are all of you looking at? Oh snap, is that Addison with her skirt blowing up? You people are nasty, NASTY!
June 17th, 2008 3:38 PM
christina - in her head - mmmm like a virginnn touchhhh for the very 1st timeeeeee. yeahhhh like a virginn
izzie - in her head - ew the patient has a huge boooooger hanging out of his nose, nastyy
callli - reading over baileys shoulder - alright people, he has head injuries and a broken nose…lets get on this
bailleyy - in her head - who does she think she is, cheif resident? i dont thinkkk so bitchh had her chance
meriedethhh - yay head injuries..mcdreamy here i come
June 17th, 2008 3:36 PM
christina - in her head - mmmm like a virginnn touchhhh for the very 1st timeeeeee. yeahhhh like a virginn
izzie - in her head - ew the patient has a huge boooooger hanging out of his nose, nastyy
callli - reading over baileys shoulder - alright people, he hs head inguries and a minor heart situation...lets get on this
bailleyy - in her head - who does she think she is, cheif resident? i dont thinkkk so
meriedethhh - yay head injuries..mcdreamy here i come
June 17th, 2008 11:32 AM
balieyy - *thinking* omg cheif gave me the 1st year residents files by accident
callli - *thinking* omg she has the 1st year residents files@#$%^
christina -bailey whats his chart say?
izzzie&meridethh - yeah he gonnna be dead by time you finnnaly read it
bailley - umm his chart says that he is umm-
patient - damn you people i fell down the stairs
bailey - uhh yeah thats right
June 17th, 2008 11:20 AM
bailey [out loud ]
luke, i am your father...haha gets me everytime.
callie;izzie;mer;chirstina[thinking]
is she seriously still talking about that show...
patient: hey, thats my favorite episode!
June 17th, 2008 11:17 AM
miranda: alright, what do we have..look at interns with an attitude.
callie: your not supposed to read the words in bold! how many time are we going to have to say it until you get it right?
miranda: well, i can't tell the difference between bold and not bold.
chirstina: damn, shes stupid.
mer: here we go again, take 22
izzzie: i should just quit now.
June 17th, 2008 9:53 AM
Callie:(thinking)Oh, no!! I am not falling for Bailey too. I can barely handle Hahn.
June 17th, 2008 7:13 AM
Bailey: The script says one of us needs to have an inappropriate relationship with this man.
Christina: (Stepping forward) I'll do it. But keep the straps on, so he won't walk away at the wedding.
June 17th, 2008 5:32 AM
lol lol lol to caitlin's.
bailey: "maan george has taken extreme legnths to aviod to talking to these ladies in the morning...him and these messed up love lives, i should get a raise! aaand an emmy dammit. i didn't kiss one person all season""
June 16th, 2008 10:18 PM
Bailey:What the hell?! *looking at the paper*
Meredith: Oh my god..
Izzie: Sweet Jesus
Meredith: Oh my god! (covering her face)
Christina: Oh my...
Callie: Holy-
Bailey: Grey, what the hell is this?
Meredith: I don't know where that came from...*silence* DEREK!*whispers loudly*
Christina: You, Derek and McHorse had a threesome!
Callie: Crap!
June 16th, 2008 8:05 PM
Izzie: What do we have here?
Bailey: Jane Doe.
Meredith: Uhh, that's not a Jane Doe. That's Rose.
Cristina (whispering to Meredith): How did they find her?
June 16th, 2008 6:56 PM
bailey [ thinking ] - oh man this guy has no chance
callie [ thinking ] - hm this guys toast
christina [ thinking ] - whoa whoes that hot EMT guy
izzie [ thinking ] - hmmm that guys not bad looking
merideth [ thinking ] - i wonder what everyone is staring out? maybe i should play along
merideth [out loud ] - haha yeah i cant beleive that cat just got ran over...
everyone [ out loud ] - huh?
June 16th, 2008 6:48 PM
bailey: *reads* - FROM BURKE
June 16th, 2008 4:14 PM
Callie: (thinking) "Gosh, Dr. Bailey sure has a nice tushy. I hope she likes the love note I wrote for her. Ya know, since I'm a lesbian now and all."
Bailey: (reading out loud) "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I think your hair is lovely, and your tushy is, too...Who the HELL wrote this letter?"
Callie: (thinking) "Crap. I guess I'm stuck with Hahn."
June 16th, 2008 2:56 PM
izzie mer christina: is that tucker? running with the baby?
miranda: so he was the one who wrote that letter that said he was taking my baby.
callie[thinking] damn, now all my plans are ruined. now me and hahn can't run away to hawii with bailey's baby. well atleast she doesn't know i wrote the letter.