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Lexie: Mark, I'm dying. Please tell Meredith I love her and that she is a good sister.
June 16th, 2008 2:53 PM
mer: alright so, whats the situation
izzie: its actually my situation. i was here first.
mer: actually-
christina: interupting mer: uhm, first of all its my situation, i was the one who got paged.
mer: sparkle pager.
izzie & christina: god damnit.
[now thinking] that whore
bailey: mer, its yours..the rest of you..wait a minuet.
who the hell wrote this letter saying that mer should be fired.
chirstina and izzie look at eachother
callie: it was one of them, i know it.
mer: real mature guys.
June 16th, 2008 2:45 PM
miranda: THINKING::
holy shit, i grabbed the wrong paper.
callie:THINKING::
those are some pretty hardcore pictures, i didnt know miranda was into that.
maybe me and hahn could try that position..
christina: bailey..is.....is that..you?
bailey: your not the only ones with a life outside the hospital. you and your messy relationships.
izzie: so true, i never thought about that.
mer: damnit, i'm always the one in the back.
always missing out on the good stuff.
izzie: also true..
June 16th, 2008 2:44 PM
meredith: so, what do we got?
bailey: nothing, he's already dead
callie: really? who is it?
bailey: it's... burke
izzie: oh god! cristina i'm so sorry
cristina: the only thing i'm sorry about is not having be able to see him die. hope he suffered.
June 16th, 2008 1:47 PM
Bailey: Torres, you take this patient inside and...
Alright! I want to know whose damn pregnancy test results I have in my hand.
Callie: (Thinking) Oh crap. I just handed her the wrong papers. Meredith, please help me like I did for you with your panties.
Meredith: Did you look to see whose name is on it?
Callie: (Thinking) Thank you Meredith.
June 16th, 2008 1:42 PM
Bailey: (reading out loud) "...and the Pokey Little Puppy didn't get any strawberry pie when he got home..."
Callie: "This story is so sad."
Izzie: "I know. He can't help it that he's pokey!"
Christina: "What the hell? No strawberry pie! This story is crap!"
Meredith: "Really? No strawberry pie? And I thought my mom was a bitch! At least she gave me pie!"
Patient: "um...can someone please remove this fork from my skull?"
Dr. Bailey: "Shut up ya damn fool! Can't you see I'm busy? Now, where was I? Oh yeah,...and he didn't get any strawberry pie..."
June 16th, 2008 1:13 PM
Bailey: Says here he's one of the writers for the show. Someone poisoned him on the way to the Emmys. Izzie...know anything about this?
Izzie: Ah, no...
June 16th, 2008 11:48 AM
Crew GA: Guys, we're already filming !!
Mer/Cris/Izzy: Crap, look over there, McDreamy and McSteamy are putting back on their shirts.
Callie: Oh my God, I'm not even turned on by that anymore....
Bailey: Oh just shut up. I'm trying to read my scipt over here. I have all the medical lines. Stop messing me up.
Patient (thinking): This is going to be a long day !!!
June 16th, 2008 11:00 AM
I like Juliebulie's first one....the Cristina line made me laugh sooo hard! Haha
June 16th, 2008 9:55 AM
Callie (Looking over Bailey's shoulder): "Shit, she found the pictures Erica and I took last night".
Izzie: "That does not look comfortable"
Christina: "Not only does she hate me, she picks my freaking roommate to make her personal sex slave - I could totally do the job"
Merideth: "Sparkly pager, coming through. Wait a min. is that Callie and Hahn? - Nice bendy-thing-performance. Though you should consider moving you left leg. Derek does this thing..."
Baily: "SHUT UP. ALL OF YOU. You're nasty, nasty I say."
Patient: "I heard some doctors use porn for pain medication, wondering if I could take a look at those pictures!?"
June 16th, 2008 9:18 AM
Christina: "Is that the Season 5 Premiere script?"
Bailey: "Yeah, it says here that Izzie slips in the shower, hits her head, and enters a coma for the next 27 episodes."
Meredith: (sarcastically) "Wow, only an actress who has won the Emmy before could pull that off."
Izzie: (thinking to herself) "I hate this freaking show. My life sucks."
Callie: (thinking to herself) "Guess I won't complain about this stupid lesbian storyline now."
June 16th, 2008 8:58 AM
Bailey: "It says here that to take his pulse, you have to press your fingers on the veins on his wrist. Who wants to try that?"
Izzie: "What's a wrist?"
Callie: "Duh...I only do bone stuff."
Christina: "If we cut his chest open, we can see if his heart is beating or not."
Bailey: "Good call, Yang! Let's do it!"
Meredith: "Should I get one of those knife thingies?"
Patient: "What the hell? I just have the freaking hiccups!"
June 16th, 2008 8:51 AM
Izzie, Meredith, Christina: whats up?
Bailey: according to my script, George want Callie back... he want to join that foursome...
Callie: oh shit!
June 16th, 2008 8:43 AM
Izzie: if only they would kill me....
Bailey: then we'll be forced to watch even more tragedies
Callie: No ways am i watching another romcom, like 27 Dresses with Katherine Heigl
Meredith: Don't you remember all the controversy when Isaiah Washington left SGH
Cristina: Who's Isaiah?
Meredith: Exactly
June 16th, 2008 7:53 AM
Izzie (thinking): Christina had stuff in her hair.
Meredith (thinking): I wonder how many candles I should buy for OUR house of candles.
Callie (thinking): Sloan, Hahn? Sloan, Hahn? Sloan, Hahn?
Christina (thinking): I feel like someone is staring at my dandruff.
Bailey: Alright team, let's move!
everyone except Bailey: HUH!? WHAT!? OH, let's go!
June 16th, 2008 7:37 AM
Callie:that looks sore!
Bailey:it sure does.
Izzie:never mind him that guy over there's got a pool of blood around him.
Cristina:(moans) damn why cant we get him.
Bailey(to Callie):hes got serious internal bleeding.
Cristina:never mind(smiles).