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June 25th, 2008 3:35 AM
oups, sorry. mistake by me. here i my correction:
Chief: is anyone up for a threesome?
(long silence)
Chief: O'malley and Lexie... on- call room in five minutes!
June 25th, 2008 3:33 AM
Chief: is anyone up for a threesome?
(long silence)
O'Malley and Lexie... on-call room in five minutes!
June 25th, 2008 1:21 AM
James: So this year's season finale sucked. I mean, it's nowhere near as memorable as the Izzie/Denny finale. And does anyone even remember what you were doing, Chyler? No.
TR: Have you been hanging out with Katherine lately?
June 25th, 2008 1:18 AM
TR: .. are you high?
James: Katie turned down an emmy.. I've been a static character since episode 1.. and it's not like I have real patients anyways..
June 25th, 2008 1:15 AM
Chief: *farts*
June 25th, 2008 1:13 AM
Chief: I don't think I'm gonna vote.. I mean.. George Bush - top notch.
June 24th, 2008 12:37 PM
cheif: who's damn panties are on the bulliten board?
george: those would be meredith's.
lexie: her & derek, well yeahh.
cheif: they're back together, it's all good then!
June 24th, 2008 12:36 PM
the cheif: FINALLY meredith and derek are back together!
george: i know... now back to your patient..
lexie: don't ruin the mmoment god dammit george!
June 24th, 2008 12:31 PM
Chief: "Listen up people! I know I've told you all before that there are to be NO animals in this hospital. So why in the hell is there a dog licking my crotch?"
George: "Um, chief. That's not a dog. That's Rose."
Chief: "WHAT! Rose, just because Derek dumped you like a stray dog, doesn't mean you can go around acting like an animal...oh, and a little to the left, please."
June 24th, 2008 12:25 PM
George: "um, Chief. why are you wearing high heels and pantyhose?"
Chief: "Because it goes with the miniskirt, George. Now, can someone tell me where the hell my Tina Turner wig is?"
June 24th, 2008 12:19 PM
Chief: "I am a whore. I just had a quickie with my wife, and the whole time I was thinking about Meredith's mom."
George/Lexie: "ewwwwwwwww..."
June 24th, 2008 8:21 AM
George: What happened to your hair?
Lexie: You DYED it.
Cheif: Men who have gray hair, are noticed less than those who don't.
Lexie: By who - ?
George: Geez Lex, by the ladies! WAIT. Aren't you married?
June 24th, 2008 8:08 AM
Cheif: Alright, Who put my panties on the bulletin board?
June 24th, 2008 6:50 AM
george(thinking)hm i hope i won't loose hair when i am his age...but maybe...i should grove some face hair
lexie(thinking)why is george looking at him like that.omg i hope he doesn't like the chief....well he's not that bad,i could get someplace with him, i mean he is the chief!
June 24th, 2008 1:00 AM
Chief: i think i'm going to dye my hair pink
June 23rd, 2008 10:54 PM
Lexi: (thinking) Hmmmm, interesting. We have the Cingular tower thing going on
June 23rd, 2008 10:32 PM
George (thinking): I hope the Chief didn't notice that we looked at the resident files, I really love this job.
Lexie (thinking): I hope the Chief didn't notice that I stole the painting from his office, I really love that painting.
June 23rd, 2008 6:09 PM
greysSTRUCKxx iis reaaallly funny!
June 23rd, 2008 2:08 PM
incalliewithdrawal's caption was EXCELLENT.
June 23rd, 2008 10:08 AM
George: Does is smell alcahol in her?
Lexie: My dad drink's to, chief.
Chief: Maby is not me smelling, maby it is the pasient! .... Okey, it's me..
June 23rd, 2008 9:40 AM
Chief: Why is Sheperd wearing light blue scrub pants and Grey is wearing navy blue scrub pants
George adn Lexie: Well they got back toghether.
Cheif: Ellis always did love the bunk-beds
George and Lexie: *thinking* oh shit
June 23rd, 2008 8:35 AM
chief - mmmm baileys cheif resident picture is so hot
lexi&george - did he just say that out loud?
chief - oh crap, did i just say that out loud!!
June 23rd, 2008 8:34 AM
cheif(thinking) oh no, i just tooted. i hope no one noticed.
george(thinking) ugh, god. whats that smell? [sniffs near cheif] yeah, it was defffinatly him.
lexi(thinking) i wonder if that x-ray chart would look good in the bathroom...ew, i think cheif just farted.
June 23rd, 2008 8:31 AM
george - *thinking* ew gross look at that huge piece of dandrufff in chiefs hair
lexi - *thinking* omg is that dandruff in cheifs hair?
cheif - *outloud* its not dandruff if thats what your thinking, its just an extra gray gray spot
June 23rd, 2008 7:45 AM
Chief: I'm just going to say this once O'Malley
Lexie: It was me I stole the resident files
Chief: If only my presence was that intimidating with my wife, or Dr Bailey, or Dr Grey or every other doctor in this damn hospital
George: So being the chief isn't as gratifying as it used to be?