Grey's Anatomy > Grey's Anatomy Caption Contest CXIII > Comments Page 2
callie: haha you know you're right erica- he DOES look kinda like your dad.
erica: oh, Mark...I use more than one finger...
Mark: errmm...Dr Torres - did you notice how your patient's notes were NOT written on Blondie's teeth?
Callie: (to mark) hey i thought you..
mark: shhhh... just listen..
erica: mark.. you-you're so unbelievable!!
mark: (to Callie) i told yah.
Callie: giggle, giggle
Wrica: giggle, giggle
Mark: I am not a member of the Hair CLub for Men!
Callie: Hi Mark. What do you think of us three getting married?
Mark: Threesome... Hot, sexy... What religion would I have to join?
Erica: Wake up daydreamers, did you two forget the fact I'm not straight, at all!?
Mark (thinking): I don't know...I don't know what I want right now. I mean, Callie and I, we, we had something. Someone even told me she might be pregnant. And Erica, we, I, she, I liked her for a while. But now, I'm turning over a new leaf, but it's just so damn hard! Maybe I need a shrink. It seemed to work for Meredith. (back to reality) WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Callie (thinking): Did he just have a thinking monologue in his head, and say the last line in reality? (back to reality) I'm pregnant.
Mark: (thinking) What is up with those two? I wud love to know... God, Erica is gorgeous! & Callie has got talent in the on-call room... to have both of them... at the same time... that thought is unbearable, i cud do it here & now!
Callie: (to Sloane) Didn't u hear we r engaged?
Erica: (to Sloane) Yeah, we r gettin married!
Mark: (thinking) Damn! that was quick.. i wish i didnt know! now i definatly wont get that chance at a threesome!
Mark: (his pager goes off) i gotta go (walks off)
Erica: (to Callie) Good one, did u see the look on his face, priceless (laughing) so drinks at joe's later?
Callie: (to Erica) (laughing) lets see how long we can play this out... Sure, drinks at Joe's sounds great!
Callie & Erica leave talking and giggling
Mark: (thinking) Look at them staring at each other like that, they r meant to b looking at me like that, im McSteamy! I wonder what it wud be like to have both of them! Damn! why cant i get an image of a threesome out my head! its such a turn on! Callie & Erica.. Callie & Erica.. Callie, Erica & me...
Mark: (sexually sounding) oh...
Erica: u ok Sloane?
Callie: (to Erica) he's thinking about a threesome
Mark: (to Callie) Am not
Erica: (to Sloane) So r u up for it then?, u know u want it! (giggling)
Callie: Yeah, how bout it Sloane, u, me, Erica & a video camera??? (giggling)
Mark: (gulp) umm... im leaving now
Mark: (walking away & thinking) great, my one chance at having both of them & i blew it!!!
Callie & Erica: (continue laughing)
Calllie: Do I have anything in my teeth?
Erica: No, Do I?
Mark: Is this really what you spend all your time here doing?
Mark: Oh Erica, you don't have anything in your teeth.
Mark:You have seriously got to be kidding me.
Callie:Yes Mark, they could have another strike. *Smiles happily* I don't have to see that Izzie!
Erica: Grr, Ive only been on the show for one season and they are so mad they are going on strike because the writers refuse to write for me?
*Smiles happily just like callie*
looks like Mark will never get a storyline :)
Mark: (thinking) look at that bitch giggle! Damn it!!! I am McSteamy, no woman is gonna steal my rep. I work too hard for this.
Erica: (thinking) Look at Callie she is so beautiful. What I would do to that. Get lost sloan I work alone.
Callie: (thinking) Wow I got it both ways. I'm borderline which way should I go. Erica is so........but then Mark is so..........divorcing the help (George) sure got it's perks.
callie - haha erica that was soo funnnyy
erica - thanks..hah i just had to say it
mark [thinking] - wooah hold up. is that guy checking erica out? umm no way that lesbians mine!
calllie *thinking* - damn erica why do u always make me smile every damn time i see u...shit wat will mark think
mark *thinking* -wtf? callie just was depressed because shes pregnant with my baby and now ..shes..laughing and smiling!!!!
erica *thinking* - hmmmm i think today would be best to propose to callie!
Erica: "Last night was awesome, Callie- I've never tried THAT position before! You are the greatest!"
Callie: "No, YOU are the greatest! Will you go steady with me?"
Mark: (thoughts) "Damn lesbians! I wonder which position Hahn really like though! I'll have to ask Callie later"
erica: whats with all the tension? callie are you okay?
callie: i'm fine....but marks a little out of it today.
erica(thinking) oh no, i hope he didnt see me and callie, that would have been brutal...
mark(thinking) oh great, every time i see callie or erica, pictures of them from last night start popping into my head...what position was that anyway?
Mark: Oh, this cannot be good. Erica is giving Callie the look that Derek gives Meredith all the time. Oh nooo.
Callie: (laughing) "...and then Mark said 'hey, do you want my pickle?'..and I said 'no, I'm into the vagina squad now.' He started crying and ran away like a little school girl"
Hahn: (laughing) "maybe he can grow himself a vagina in a test tube, ya know...cuz he's like God..."
Mark: "um...I'm standing right here..."
Callie: Mark guess what?
Callie: i am pregnant
McSteamy: and i am the father, right?
Callie: no Erica is
McSteamy: i would have paid to see that.
Erica: *snikers in the background*
Erica: Wait, no...this is priceless! Callie, you put WHAT in his "bone" dry cappucino?
Callie: Yeah, well, you know, osteo does have its..."perks".
Mark: Oh man, I THOUGHT it was a little...gritty...
I don't care what you say, Erica. You know as well as I do that you're not having Callie's baby
mark: [thinking] i'm not giving callie back! Erica already has my mcfriends, my mchair product and my mclife!
thank you for the callie pic. not as much in withdrawal after that.
Erica: ha ha! laughing to avoid sexual tension is never awkward!
Callie: i know, right? whenever any gay vibes are about, i just flash my million-watter. and that's how i won my Tony.
Mark: *Acting is attracting...acting is attracting...acting is attracting..*