It's probably for the best. We've already seen Audrina Patridge in all her naked glory before. Maybe you remember those scandalous photos?
Still, it's amazing to think how close we came to seeing The Hills star again when she mounted an SUV in Beverly Hills on yesterday.
Audrina Patridge nude? Not this time, fellas.
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