Mr. Boston Finds Love

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Actually, we need to make a correction to this headline:

Mr. Boston Finds a Sexual Partner That Hasn't Seen Him Act Like a Jackass on Reality Television.

The I Love Money contestant recently wrote on his VH1 blog that he's dating a French nanny, a woman that has only been in America for a few weeks and, therefore, hasn't seen him on TV yet. No wonder she's stuck around so far.

“Well everyone, I've been casually dating a French nanny lately that I met in the gym and let's just say things are interesting,” Mr. Boston wrote. “[It's] a good thing, because I've tried dating my groupies and I find they get way too attached and when I tell them I don't want to marry them, they get devastated and turn into stalkers."

Really, Mr. Boston? Women that fawn all over you simply because you don't mind humiliating yourself on national TV aren't mentally stable? That's shocking.

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Mr. Boston adds that his sex life has changed drastically once he became a Q-list celebrity:

“I didn't get laid much before my reality career, so every sex session now is all the more valuable to me. For example, a lot of people ask me why I didn't get laid back in college, and it's because I decided to use the hard to get strategy. For me, the hard to get approach consisted of staying in my room every Friday and Saturday night waiting for the chicks to come knocking on my door. You can guess how much success I had with that."

Matt Richenthal is the Editor in Chief of TV Fanatic. Follow him on Twitter and on Google+.

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