On one hand, Hugh Hefner is rumored to have a new girlfriend, Dasha Astafieva.
One another hand, celebrity gossip tabloid OK! reports that Bridget Marquart is hyping a "huge wedding" for the next - and likely final - season of The Girls Next Door.
The groom, we can only presume, would be Hugh Hefner himself; while the only plausible bride would be top girlfriend Holly Madison.
Bridget was recently overheard dishing about the future of the show, as she hinted that she and Kendra Wilkinson will be moving out of the Playboy Mansion once season five wraps.
"She said they will be moving on since Holly is Hef's main girlfriend," a source told OK!
Will Hugh Hefner soon be the only guy seeing Holly Madison nude?
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