Gossip Girl Quotes, Pics From "Never Been Marcused"

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Good afternoon, Upper East Siders (or Upper East Side watchers). Fresh from our early viewing of "Never Been Marcused," the Gossip Girl Insider staff has posted quotes and pictures from Monday's all-new episode.

Follow the links for a full list of pictures and Gossip Girl quotes from the episode!

For now, below are a few to get you excited for Monday (it's another good one, trust us). We'll have our official episode recap up soon ...

Marcus: No one's ever good enough. I've dated a lot of top-flight girls and she always sends them running. She gets inside their heads, figures out their worst fears and then ...
Chuck: ... ruthlessly exploits that fear. Sounds rough.

Blair: [sees Nate and Catherine on the floor] Oh my effing God!

Serena: Well, if you can't find common ground with a dictator, I don't know who can.
Blair: Dan likes soccer, right? Or football, as Marcus calls it? Think it would be too weird if he came?
Serena: Not... necessarily ...
Blair: Good, you'll call him?
Serena: Does this mean you actually think Dan has a redeeming quality?
Blair: As long as knows his arse from his Arsenal, I think he's aces.
B and S Converse

Blair: [after being humiliated by Catherine] She made Waldorf rhyme with Spears! I may as well have gone commando and held my party at Nyla's Burger Basket.
Serena: Fine. While you stand here and feel sorry for yourself and denigrate the fine people of Kentwood, I'm gonna go find Dan.

Gossip Girl: What's this? Chuck's date and Blair's date are mother and son? And Nate and Blair are exes? And Nate and the mother are in a book club? Now there's a novel plot twist.

Blair: This party's a complete bust. My whole life's a bust.

Chuck: I thought you might like to meet my friend.
Blair: Why, so she can warn me bout the effects of too much botox?
Catherine: Blair, is it? I'm Duchess Beaton.
Chuck and Catherine

Dan: [to Serena, about Blair/Marcus] So, she actually refers to him as The Lord?

Dan: I was just thinking about... this morning... on the bus ...
Serena: Yeah, we didn't exactly stick to the plan, did we?

Serena: [makes move on Dan] What do you say we ... just forget thinking and... follow our hearts.
Dan: You sure that's your heart you're following?

Gossip Girl: Spotted, Chuck Bass putting his new BFF on speed dial. Is it the beginning of a beautiful bro-mance? Or the end of Blair's bid to be British?

Blair: Your plan to ruin me totally backfired. Turns out Marcus' mommy is even sicker than you are.
Chuck: You got along great?
Blair: I think she recognized herself in me. Or rather, I recognized something in her.
Chuck: I don't follow.
Blair: All you need to know is, you lost. It was a solid effort.
Chuck: Tomorrow's another day.
Blair: Good night, Chuck.
The Chuck Look

Catherine: [leaving voicemail] Nate, it's Catherine. Last night... was not smart. In fact, it was very, very stupid. Which is why we're going to have to be much more clever when we get back to the city. Call me when you get this.

Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
Chuck: It's just a game, Blair.
Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
Chuck: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.

Blair: Just because Marcus is the perfect post-Bass palate cleanser doesn't mean he isn't a tasty dish of his own!

Gossip Girl: Summer Tip #2. There is no "we" in summer. Only u and me.

Serena: I just think that we should ... think, before we get back together.
Dan: I thought this meant we were back together.

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OMFG!!! i soo love Chuck and Blair... i hope they'll end up together... we love it here in the Philippines!!!


I love the Gone with the Wind reference in Chuck's line "Tomorrow's another day" Chuck and Blair are so Rhett and Scarlett :)


i want serena and nate always together!!!!!!


i love gossip girls very much........i hope serena n dan wil be 2gether again.....


Other spoilers says that serena brecks up with dan. Also there is something dark with serena and nate. I am a Sate fan. I do not san fan because dan is to mean to her. The kiss between serena and nate was the hottist thing so far. Go Chiar.


I love what Serena says on the last quote. It is totally something I would say!!

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I'm über-exited. I love Dan and Serena together. Or actually just maybe Serena. If she's happy I guess I'm happy. But if they do sort-of break up again now that they are sort-of together I hope Serena does it because Dan did last time... He's a bit too judgmental for me. And Blair is my favorite... she and Chuck do rock.


Cool, so Nates older love interest is in fact Blairs fake dates mother of duchess, OMFG!


Mother Chucker will always win
they are so cute together


basshole. lmao!


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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.