The new wars in The Hills:

• Spencer Pratt vs. Heidi's mom, Darlene Montag, who pays a visit to Heidi in L.A., apparently unannounced in this episode and is dismayed to learn that she's living with the Evil One again.
• Lauren Conrad, Brody Jenner AND Stephanie Pratt vs. Doug Reinhardt, who is trying to have it both ways when it comes to his efforts to wine and dine the She-Pratt. Everyone thinks they're shady.

It only gets better from there. For a full recap of the night's drama in The Hills, follow the link for our official guide to "Don't Act Innocent ..."

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