Debora Cahn on "Brave New World"

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Grey's Anatomy writer Debora Cahn, who authored last night's episode, posted some thoughts on "Brave New World" on the writers' blog.

Here's her column, which you can find in its entirety here ...

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To the dermatologists of the world:

We love you. We really do. We think you do fine work. Important, difficult work. Life saving work. We all love you here at Grey’s Anatomy, and we’re a little concerned that you might not take tonight’s episode in the spirit it was intended.

Light-hearted! No lack of respect! We kid, and we kid from love!

I thought it was all going to be fine, and then I heard, one by one, that every Grey’s writer had made an appointment with their dermatologist this week, BEFORE the episode aired.

Everybody wanted everything checked before we pissed off every dermatologist in the land. When one writer did it, I thought it was cute, and a little paranoid.

But when the emails started pouring in.

Just Another Day

“Going to be 10 minutes late this morning, have appt with my dermatologist,” well, then I started getting worried. We love you, dermatologists. Please don’t hurt us.  See, it’s Cristina Yang that thinks surgery is harder. Not us. CRISTINA. When the writers of “The Shield” portray junkies calling police officers “f-ing pigs,” it’s not the writers who think they’re f-ing pigs, it’s just the junkies. Right? Cristina. Yang. Don’t hate us.

A word about diaries. When you find your mother’s diary, don’t read it.  DON’T READ IT. I tell you this from experience. I found my mother’s diary.  Not really a diary, a suitcase full of stuff she wrote for a writing class, but one of the assignments was to keep a journal, and my sister said DON’T READ IT and I read it, and I’m telling you.

DO NOT READ THE DIARY.

If they thought you should know, they’d have told you. And so I say to Meredith Grey: Good on you for not reading it for a whole episode.

And I say to Cristina:  Lay off.  She doesn’t want to read it, don’t tell her to read it. And I say to Derek: When you find the mother’s diary in the back of the closet under a pile of magazines, LEAVE IT UNDER THE PILE OF MAGAZINES. But even more importantly, I say this to the diary keepers of the world: What the hell are you thinking?

You really think nobody’s gonna find that thing?

You really think that the box in the back of the closet is a secure location? That an old sweater and a pair of long underwear’ll throw everyone off the trail?

You’re dead, and your poor child/spouse/best friend is tasked with going through your stuff, and they see the box with the sweater and the long underwear, and they think, I’m not going to touch that pair of long underwear, it’s clearly a box of old winter clothing, let’s just close it up again and bring it right over to Goodwill.

No, people. Anyone who hasn’t had a lobotomy is going to move the long underwear aside, and find the diary, and read it. And let me tell you, that little tiny lock can be picked with a bobby pin.

If you feel you must put your feelings on paper, destroy those pages once a year. If you feel you must have a way to reconnect with your younger self, run the bonfire once a decade. And when you find yourself visiting an oncologist or cardiologist with some regularity, take it as a sign to THROW OUT THE DIARIES.

Ellis Grey. What were you thinking?

I know, you wish I were talking more about the episode. And the characters.  Problem is, I’m in the middle of writing episode 511, and my head is totally in the middle of the season, so if I started talking about the characters, I’d inevitably wander into what’s going on with them in the middle of the season, and that’s the kind of thing that REALLY pisses Shonda off. So I’m gonna stop.

Sorry. That’s it. Dermatologists and diaries.

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I loved the last episode! It was so funny and reminded me a lot of season two grey's episodes, the best season, in my opinion (although I obviously love all of them). Ellen and Justin continue to impress me this season, and I'm so glad my George is back!! Great job, Deborah!

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I am a serious Grey's Anatomy fan, and I enjoyed last night's stories. BUT, the commercial breaks are beyond tolerable. I clocked it: the other than the first and last section of the show, the several middle sections of show were only 5-6 minutes long followed by 3-5 minute commercial breaks. It really interferes with the flow and intensity of the show to only watch it in 5 minute increments!

Katierobinson06

What a nice show! I loved it. I want to know what is in the Diary. I think that she might find out that Ellis loved her more then she thought for.

Sydneym

i laughed every time Christina was on the screen when she was talking about Derma! i thought she did great in those scene!
she makes me lol
GREY ROCKS!!
love always Syd

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I'm so happy for George :-) I agree with Marie. Debora is funny lol

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Oh my God, my George was back. he was amazing like he used to be. he was great with the kid. He passed, yoo-hoo. And he gave great advice to his Izzie (yay my Gizzie) about Alex. I flove him. He was the man!

Grey's Anatomy Quotes

Did you say it? 'I love you. I don't ever want to live without you. You changed my life.' Did you say it? Make a plan. Set a goal. Work toward it, but every now and then, look around; Drink it in 'cause this is it. It might all be gone tomorrow."

Meredith (closing voiceover)

Derek: I wanna be with you forever, and you wanna be with me forever. In order to do that we need to make vows. A commitment. A contract. Give me a piece of paper.
Meredith: I don't! I... I... I don't. I have post its!
Derek: (takes the post its and a pen) Ok. What do we wanna promise each other?
Meredith: That you'll love me... even when you hate me.
Derek: To love each other, even when we hate each other. (writes it down) No running. Ever! (Mer smiles and comes and sits in front of him) Nobody walks out. No matter what happens.
Meredith: No running.
Derek: (writes it down) What else?
Meredith: That we'll take care of each other, even when we're old, and smelly, and senile. And... if I get Alzheimer's and forget you...
Derek: I will remind you who I am, every day. To take care when old, senile, and smelly (writes it down) This is forever. (signs it) Sign.
Meredith: This is our wedding. A post it? (smiles)
Derek: Mhmmm. If you sign it.
Meredith: (signs it, and hands it back. Has tears in her eyes) Now what?
Derek: Now I kiss the bride. (They kiss)
Meredith: (smiling) Married.
Derek: (smiling) Married. (sticks their post it in Mer's locker) You see that? (Mer nods and smiles) Plenty of time.