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Entourage Season 1 Quotes

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We've just finished uploading the Entourage quotes from the entire first season!  Here's some highlights from the debut season of one of our favorite shows on television.

Ari: I'm ready to go, baby. I'm like R. Kelly at recess | permalink
Sherpa: I'm a fan man.... When's the next season of Viking Quest dude?
Drama: It got canceled seven years ago.
Sherpa: .....bummer | permalink
Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't. | permalink
The Entourage Gang
Vince: What do you think E?
Eric: I think it cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Turtle: A F**king Subaru costs more than the houses we grew up in. | permalink
Drama: Why you gotta use $47 lotion to whack off?
Turtle: I got sensitive skin | permalink
Ari [about Eric]: Guy doesn't wanna make money. He's a communist.
Ari [to Eric]: You a communist? Or you a socialist? Or didn't they teach you the difference at Pepperoni U? | permalink

Look forward to even more fun quotes from everyone's favorite mooches as we do all five seasons of Entourage.

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Entourage Quotes

Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her


Lloyd: What's wrong?
Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you can't see what's right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is fucked and I'm fucked. Which means we're all fucked. And we're fucked in the way you like to get fucked, not fucked in the way normal people like to get fucked

Entourage Music

  Song Artist
Song Lemon And Lime Daniel Lenz
Soul of a man Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
Song Shutterbugg Big Boi iTunes