Entourage Season 1 Quotes

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We've just finished uploading the Entourage quotes from the entire first season!  Here's some highlights from the debut season of one of our favorite shows on television.

Ari: I'm ready to go, baby. I'm like R. Kelly at recess | permalink
Sherpa: I'm a fan man.... When's the next season of Viking Quest dude?
Drama: It got canceled seven years ago.
Sherpa: .....bummer | permalink
Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't. | permalink
The Entourage Gang
Vince: What do you think E?
Eric: I think it cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Turtle: A F**king Subaru costs more than the houses we grew up in. | permalink
Drama: Why you gotta use $47 lotion to whack off?
Turtle: I got sensitive skin | permalink
Ari [about Eric]: Guy doesn't wanna make money. He's a communist.
Ari [to Eric]: You a communist? Or you a socialist? Or didn't they teach you the difference at Pepperoni U? | permalink

Look forward to even more fun quotes from everyone's favorite mooches as we do all five seasons of Entourage.

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