Jenny: I am the staring contest queen of the world, you'll never beat me!
s ily
October 5th, 2008 6:59 PM
dad "no" im not going back
little K
October 5th, 2008 4:27 PM
Jenny: But Dad, Blair said Dorota never finished High school either...
gossipgirlADDICTION
October 5th, 2008 1:58 PM
Gossip Girl: It seems that Little J missed an important childhood lesson: Silly Jenny, jello is for lunch!
Natttttt
October 5th, 2008 1:34 PM
Rufus: Now Jenny, you have to accept the fact that me & Blair's father are dating...
Jenny: What?!!?YOUR GAY?
Rufus: Yes in fact for my next date I'd like to borrow that jello-necklace.
juicygossiplvr Rank: Guest Star
October 5th, 2008 1:13 PM
Gossip girl: Little J, what happens when you become a big "fashion designer" and they dig up ur past and find your a high scholl drop out? Honestly, people from brooklyn.
You no u luv me, gossip girl
Cassey
October 5th, 2008 12:45 PM
Jenny: Daddy does my breath smell like garlic?!?
Rufus: Urghh yeah sweetie that stinks!
Tori
October 5th, 2008 11:21 AM
Rufus: That jello was for your lunch Jenny, not your neck!
Jenny: But I worship Blair and need to be exactly like her.
Rufus: What?!
Jenny: If Blair has an eating disorder, then I will have an eating disorder.
Rufus: No wonder your so thin...
But, daaaad - you said I could have my Barbie dream house and play dress up! You said you said!!
CincauHangus
October 5th, 2008 8:30 AM
rufus: Look into my eyes. you'll feel your hands feel a little heavy, and a huge weight is on top of you. You're falling into a trance.
*Jenny falls into a trance*
Elle
October 5th, 2008 3:46 AM
Rufus: Jenny, what the heck were you thinking?!
Jenny: I'm sorry dad but I'm not going back to school because I really want to be a fashion designer.
Rufus: Uh, I was referring to that clunky red monstrosity you're wearing around your neck - seriously, what the heck were you thinking?!
ellabella
October 5th, 2008 3:05 AM
Jenny: Dad, why are you smiling?
Rufus: You do realise I can see right down the front of your shirt?!
Meg
October 5th, 2008 1:33 AM
Rufus: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Jenny: Don't worry dad; I don't plan on trying to seduce my son's grilfriend's engaged mother.
UESgirl
October 5th, 2008 12:04 AM
Jenny. Dad, I'm pregnant.
Rufus. What!
Jenny. It's Asher's baby.
Rufus. I thought he was gay?
Jenny. Well he came out after he popped my cherry.
Rufus. Your Punished
j
October 4th, 2008 7:54 PM
Jenny: Dad. I am not going back to school.
Rufus: (has an angry expression on his face when interrupted by Blair and Chuck coming down the stairs)
Blair: Well, for once I was wrong. You do have more friends than someone. Not Dan, but Jenny Humphrey, whose lame 90's dad doesn't like her.
Rufus: Blair, you've got this all wrong. I'm not a lame 90's dad.
Jenny: Thanks Dad. THanks a lot.
Shazia
October 4th, 2008 7:45 PM
Rufus: Jenny, you are going back to Constance and finishing up high school.
Jenny: But Dad! What happened to following my dreams? And I'm already halfway up the elevator to being there!
rufus: how many bobby-pins are holding up that mess of a bun in your hair?
jenny: not enough to keep me in school!!
MISSY
October 4th, 2008 5:15 PM
Rufus- JENNY THAT DRESS IS WAY TO SHORT!!
JENNY- NO DAD I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE MY BUTT WHEN I WALK UP THESE STAIRS.
Michaela
October 4th, 2008 5:14 PM
WHAT ARE THESE RUMORS I HEAR. SOMEONE OVER LITTLE J AND HER DADDY TALKING THAT THE LAST OUTFIT ON ELENORS RUNWAY WAS LITTLE J'S... THIS SOUNDS LIKE ONE CAREER MIGHT BE GOING DOWN THAT DRAIN. I WONDER WHAT B WILL COOK UP FOR LITTLE J NOW THAT B AND HER MOTHER LOST EVERYTHING..
XOXO
GOSSIP GIRL
Michaela
October 4th, 2008 5:12 PM
Little J didn't you learn anything from last year when you stole that dress...Make sure no one finds out your lies... I guess not. Now let us all wait and see what happens with Little J's career.. Will she get her fifteen minutes of fame.
XOXO
GOSSIP GIRL
Lalalala
October 4th, 2008 10:35 AM
spotted little J not so little anymore is it that she will trade that constance uniform for a job as a fashion designer, who knows maybe next year in fashion week we'll see a little J'Black dress..
let's wait and see
xoxo gg
reggie
October 4th, 2008 10:34 AM
dad! we need to pluck that unibrow!!!
Sarah
October 4th, 2008 8:46 AM
Jenny: Why won't you support my fashion career? This could be my big break.
Rufus: Because I don't think you have a fashion career. What you're wearing looks like a pair of curtains. Enough said!
Jenny: I can't believe you just said that! What kind of parent would do that?
Rufus: A realistic one!
mil..
October 4th, 2008 6:40 AM
Jenny: DAD! how could you embarrass me like this... at fashion week?
Rufus: Fine, dont be grateful! i was just bringing you your favourite paper-bag lunch... cheese sandwiches!! High school dropouts get pretty hungry being in charge of fashion shows... wait, IS THAT SERENA I SEE?
emmaa
October 4th, 2008 5:09 AM
Jenny: No dad, this *is* my dead fish expression.
Rufus: You're not DOING it right.
Blair: Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you.
October 5th, 2008 7:35 PM
Jenny: I am the staring contest queen of the world, you'll never beat me!
October 5th, 2008 6:59 PM
dad "no" im not going back
October 5th, 2008 4:27 PM
Jenny: But Dad, Blair said Dorota never finished High school either...
October 5th, 2008 1:58 PM
Gossip Girl: It seems that Little J missed an important childhood lesson: Silly Jenny, jello is for lunch!
October 5th, 2008 1:34 PM
Rufus: Now Jenny, you have to accept the fact that me & Blair's father are dating...
Jenny: What?!!?YOUR GAY?
Rufus: Yes in fact for my next date I'd like to borrow that jello-necklace.
Rank: Guest Star
October 5th, 2008 1:13 PM
Gossip girl: Little J, what happens when you become a big "fashion designer" and they dig up ur past and find your a high scholl drop out? Honestly, people from brooklyn.
You no u luv me, gossip girl
October 5th, 2008 12:45 PM
Jenny: Daddy does my breath smell like garlic?!?
Rufus: Urghh yeah sweetie that stinks!
October 5th, 2008 11:21 AM
Rufus: That jello was for your lunch Jenny, not your neck!
Jenny: But I worship Blair and need to be exactly like her.
Rufus: What?!
Jenny: If Blair has an eating disorder, then I will have an eating disorder.
Rufus: No wonder your so thin...
Rank: Extra
October 5th, 2008 8:50 AM
But, daaaad - you said I could have my Barbie dream house and play dress up! You said you said!!
October 5th, 2008 8:30 AM
rufus: Look into my eyes. you'll feel your hands feel a little heavy, and a huge weight is on top of you. You're falling into a trance.
*Jenny falls into a trance*
October 5th, 2008 3:46 AM
Rufus: Jenny, what the heck were you thinking?!
Jenny: I'm sorry dad but I'm not going back to school because I really want to be a fashion designer.
Rufus: Uh, I was referring to that clunky red monstrosity you're wearing around your neck - seriously, what the heck were you thinking?!
October 5th, 2008 3:05 AM
Jenny: Dad, why are you smiling?
Rufus: You do realise I can see right down the front of your shirt?!
October 5th, 2008 1:33 AM
Rufus: I just don't want you making the same mistakes I made.
Jenny: Don't worry dad; I don't plan on trying to seduce my son's grilfriend's engaged mother.
October 5th, 2008 12:04 AM
Jenny. Dad, I'm pregnant.
Rufus. What!
Jenny. It's Asher's baby.
Rufus. I thought he was gay?
Jenny. Well he came out after he popped my cherry.
Rufus. Your Punished
October 4th, 2008 7:54 PM
Jenny: Dad. I am not going back to school.
Rufus: (has an angry expression on his face when interrupted by Blair and Chuck coming down the stairs)
Blair: Well, for once I was wrong. You do have more friends than someone. Not Dan, but Jenny Humphrey, whose lame 90's dad doesn't like her.
Rufus: Blair, you've got this all wrong. I'm not a lame 90's dad.
Jenny: Thanks Dad. THanks a lot.
October 4th, 2008 7:45 PM
Rufus: Jenny, you are going back to Constance and finishing up high school.
Jenny: But Dad! What happened to following my dreams? And I'm already halfway up the elevator to being there!
Rank: Extra
October 4th, 2008 5:20 PM
rufus: how many bobby-pins are holding up that mess of a bun in your hair?
jenny: not enough to keep me in school!!
October 4th, 2008 5:15 PM
Rufus- JENNY THAT DRESS IS WAY TO SHORT!!
JENNY- NO DAD I WANT EVERYONE TO SEE MY BUTT WHEN I WALK UP THESE STAIRS.
October 4th, 2008 5:14 PM
WHAT ARE THESE RUMORS I HEAR. SOMEONE OVER LITTLE J AND HER DADDY TALKING THAT THE LAST OUTFIT ON ELENORS RUNWAY WAS LITTLE J'S... THIS SOUNDS LIKE ONE CAREER MIGHT BE GOING DOWN THAT DRAIN. I WONDER WHAT B WILL COOK UP FOR LITTLE J NOW THAT B AND HER MOTHER LOST EVERYTHING..
XOXO
GOSSIP GIRL
October 4th, 2008 5:12 PM
Little J didn't you learn anything from last year when you stole that dress...Make sure no one finds out your lies... I guess not. Now let us all wait and see what happens with Little J's career.. Will she get her fifteen minutes of fame.
XOXO
GOSSIP GIRL
October 4th, 2008 10:35 AM
spotted little J not so little anymore is it that she will trade that constance uniform for a job as a fashion designer, who knows maybe next year in fashion week we'll see a little J'Black dress..
let's wait and see
xoxo gg
October 4th, 2008 10:34 AM
dad! we need to pluck that unibrow!!!
October 4th, 2008 8:46 AM
Jenny: Why won't you support my fashion career? This could be my big break.
Rufus: Because I don't think you have a fashion career. What you're wearing looks like a pair of curtains. Enough said!
Jenny: I can't believe you just said that! What kind of parent would do that?
Rufus: A realistic one!
October 4th, 2008 6:40 AM
Jenny: DAD! how could you embarrass me like this... at fashion week?
Rufus: Fine, dont be grateful! i was just bringing you your favourite paper-bag lunch... cheese sandwiches!! High school dropouts get pretty hungry being in charge of fashion shows... wait, IS THAT SERENA I SEE?
October 4th, 2008 5:09 AM
Jenny: No dad, this *is* my dead fish expression.
Rufus: You're not DOING it right.