Everyone wants to go to Yale.

Blair Waldorf? She thinks she's destined to. Serena van der Woodsen wants to undermine her. Chuck Bass (below) is interested in its secret societies. Dan Humphrey absolutely loves the English department. Nate Archibald... doesn't really wanna go, but what would they do with Chace Crawford's character otherwise? Gotta love Gossip Girl.

All that and more is in this recap of "New Haven Can Wait."

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