We've been speculating at length about the upcoming funeral on Gossip Girl and who kicks the bucket. Now, Entertainment Weekly has another multiple choice quiz / Gossip Girl spoiler - not as groundbreaking but just as fun to talk about!

Next month, Dorota (the Waldorfs' housekeeper) will apparently catch one of the following characters committing an act of, um... self-love. Vote on who you think it is!

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