Lance Bass Pens Dancing with the Stars Diary

Lance Bass won't be eliminated from Dancing with the Stars any time soon.

After all, the singer basically made a career by... dancing! Paired with Lacey Schwimmer, the former boy band member is writing a weekly diary for Us Weekly. Here's an excerpt from it following this week's performance...

WELCOME TO ROUND TWO!
I’m glad we got through those two dances [last week]! We worked really hard on them, and I think we did really well. Tonight, we're dancing the Paso Doble to “I Kissed A Girl” by Katy Perry. It's not a very traditional song to do the Paso Doble to, but we're going to try to make it as traditional as possible to appease Len [Goodman]. Maybe this time, he will be looking at our dance and not the colored streaks in Lacey [Schwimmer]'s hair!

ALL ABOUT CLORIS...
Isn’t Cloris [Leachman] a hoot? She is pure entertainment backstage. She just has all of the producers on their toes; they are just waiting to push that censor button during her critiques! Now we have, like, a 10-second delay instead of the normal 7-seconds! If she goes anytime soon its going to be very depressing.