Megan Hauserman Loves Money, Reality TV

Megan Hauserman has appeared on Beauty and the Geek, Rock of Love 2, I Love Money and, later this month, Rock of Love Girls: Charm School.

For all her reality TV appearances, though, this busty blonde isn't exactly a talker. She's more like a drunk laugher.

Here are highlights from an interview Megan gave following her elimination on the I Love Money season finale:

I thought it was weird that you said you didn’t come to win, you just came to play the game.
I never thought I was going to win. I just thought the show would be fun and it was.

I never watched Beauty and the Geek, but I know that you won, so you were obviously a big part of that show. But was being the star of I Love Money a different experience for you?
Yeah. With Beauty and the Geek, they wanted to bring out the good in you. This show was the opposite. It brought out the worst in you.

If you had to have sex with a girl, would you pick Brandi?
No! (Laughs hysterically.) I could never, under any circumstances. We share a bed. But it’s a full-size bed.

You stroked her.
I was drunk!

Is that your excuse for everything?
Well, it is a big part of things.

Rodeo told me that you dropped Lily on the head and that’s why she’s retarded. Is that true?
That is not true. It may have added, but… (laughs). She jumped out of my arms when she was a baby and she hit her head. It was an accident. My mom told me that I jumped out of her arms when I was a baby, too.

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