Private Practice Caption Contest III

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Welcome to another Private Practice Insider Caption Contest.

This week's Caption Contest - featuring a photo from "Nothing to Talk About" - was sent in by nirkate, and appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of caption submissions and best of luck again this week!

Wooing Miss Addison

Charlotte: On-call room, NOW!
Addie: Hey, you're not Mark and we aren't in Seattle! We're not interested!
SWAT guy: Speak for yourself...

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Charlotte: On-call room, NOW! Addie: Hey, you're not Mark and we aren't in Seattle! We're not interested! SWAT guy: Speak for yourself...


Charlotte: Montgomery, I'm not paying you to eat sandwiches with your boyfriend. Addision: I'm taking lunch. Charlotte: Lunch is for sex with your boyfriend. Move your ass. Swatguy: I like her lunch plans better. Addison: Hey! (Pause, then smiling) Me too.


Charlotte (to Addison): Who told you I'd rather have a 'Cooper Sandwich'?!


KaDee: Kate you have to talk to the wardrobe guy. Kate: I know, this head-to-toe-in-one-colour-dressing sucks.


Charlotte: Montgomery, work for me! I'm offering you a job. Addie: No? Charlotte: Come on, why not? Addie: You can't afford me. Charlotte: Why not, you're an OB/GYN. Addie: True, I am a board certified OB/GYN, but I also have fellowships in Maternal-Fetal medicine and Medical Genetics *and* am one of the foremost neonatal surgeons in this country. Kevin: Oh my ... sounds like *I* can't afford you!


Charlotte: Are you thinking that here is the same drowsiness that you have in the Practice?! Addison: Ãh!? Kevin: Swat?! Ow... What?!


Addison (mumbling) "I can't move my mouth. Did you put superglue in my sandwich?" Charlotte "Yep, and I am not giving you the antidote unless you sign on with St. Ambrose! This is hardball, Montgomery, are you in or not?"


Charlotte: Montgomery, did you take my lunch? Addison: (Mouth full) No...


CHARLOTE: Addison! For the last time-do you wanna come to st.Ambrose?!
ADDIE: Do you have sandwiches?


Charlotte: So all that Oceanside breeze hasn't got the better of you yet, Montgomery; you've still got that cutting edge. Addison: Naw, I just swat it off with a sandwich. Kevin (SWAT Guy): Hey!


Private Practice Quotes

A lot of men have a joy of seeing me naked. A lot! Well, not a lot... I mean.. 8, Well... 11.


You ever been violated? Anybody rape you lately? Let me tell you what its like. You know those made for TV movies where some woman's crouched down naked in a shower holding her knees and sobbing because when she closes her eyes she can still feel the guys hands on her? How when they show the attack the woman's eyes go all blank and still and she goes to some other place in her mind just to deal with the horror of what's happening to her while some Lillith Fair song plays. It is nothing like that. He's sturdy and sweaty and he licks your face and wipes himself off in your hair and when you try to scream he punches you so hard you see God. And then he goes at you again reaping stuff you didn't even know you had because he enjoyed it so much the first time. I know you're trying to help but if helping me means that everyone is gonna be looking at me the way you're looking at me now please do not help me.


Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down in the valley Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches