Season 2 of Entourage focused on Vincent's persuit of the Aquaman role and eventualy getting i and forced to star alongside former flame Mandy Moore.  The episode saw highs and lows of the gang and had plenty of fun Entourage quotes for you to relieve it through.  Here's a small sampling from season two:

Turtle: Friends are girls you just haven't f**ked yet. You know that | permalink

Drama: Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your d**k in. | permalink

Ari Gold: The land down under. We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and head-butt some god damn kangaroos. | permalink

Vince: Any big news stories today, E?
Eric: What do you mean?
Vince: Mandy's really smart. She was always testing me on what was going on in the world...
Turtle: I heard Pamela Anderson dropped another tit size | permalink

Eric: Where's Vince?
Drama: I left him in aisle 9 with that MILF.
Turtle: He's probably banging her in the produce section by now | permalink

Turtle: You were driving when Vince was seven? How f**kin' old are you, Drama?
Drama: 31. Get off my ass.
Eric: 31, Drama? Yeah, in dog years maybe | permalink

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