Entourage Season 5 Quotes

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Season five sure was a short season of Entourage but at least it ended on a high note for the boys!  We saw Vince hit an all time low after the crash and burn of Medellin as no one was willing to work with the guy. 

We saw Ari and E do what it takes to get Vince on the big budget Smoke Jumpers and then that movie go up in flames.  Finally, the season finale saw a glimmer of home for Vince when he landed a Scorsese movie.  Along the way, Vince, Ari and the boys gave us some decent quotes during season 5

Ari, Vincent, and E

Here's a sampling of our favorites:

Ari: Let me be heard this time and I swear to God, you will be stronger than you ever were. Like Lance Armstrong, but with two balls | permalink
Eric: Ah, I'm feeling real confident now Ari...
Ari: Your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident. | permalink
Ari: What time is the luncheon? I'd love to show up!
Babs: Um...there's no men allowed.
Ari: So it's more of a rug-munching than a luncheon! | permalink
Ari: Relax, it's all gonna be alright.
Vince: Why?
Ari: Because the Jew has arrived, and he doesn't like Germans! | permalink
Ari: Gus doesn't think he's right for it.
E: How do you know?
Ari: Because unlike you, my workday starts before reading page six. | permalink

You can read the rest of the quotes in our Entourage quotes section!

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They drive that way in Tienanmen Square, bitch?

Ari

Turtle: Kristin's fucking Vince Vaughn!
Eric: What are you talking about? She's back with that restaurant guy...
Turtle: She was in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants.
Eric: She had her hands down his pants?!
Drama: Yeah, both of 'em.
Eric: Vince Vaughn?! That puffy motherfucker?!
Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all. He was looking real good.
Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like New School Vince Vaughn

Entourage Music

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Soul Of A Man Beck iTunes
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